I'm a roider and this is unironically my stomach

I'm a roider and this is unironically my stomach

ROAST ME

hehe this looks like my tummy

Is your stomach under the shag carpet?

hows life as a single 30 yr old

I'm 24

oh wow sorry

Why dont u cut

And shave ur chest+ belly hair u look diskusting

I don't need to. Roids will roast you anyways

Even worse

you guys really over estimate the standards of women.
Height
Frame
Face

How so?

Starting tren next week

...

9/10 would date you so I can cuddle with you

>all these faggots thinking body hair on a man is a bad thing.
Not everyone wants to be a twink like you boipussi loving queens

How do you get roids?

Gym receptionist hooked me up

Maybe because of that shit you're drinking?

Aren't roids supposed to make you muscular?

How would I even bring it up though?

Surely I can't just walk up to the Stacey receptionist and ask if she can hook me up with some roids?

BUBBLE GUT

Maybe he has a 6 pack under all that fat and hair

obviously on a chain gym it won't work, also talk to shady big guys, i literally talked to a dude on my gym for 15 minutes and we talked about steroids and he give me the number of the guy he buys his stuff from, i will also buy coke from him though

So roids increase your subcutaneous adipose tissue?