Post pickup lines for girls at the gym

Hi. Do you want to fuck me sometime, or, you good?

pick that up

Would you like to go for a coffee sometime this week?

You gonna eat that? Say it whilst nodding towards their pusseh

it's funny because we're already in the gym you see

Might be crazy enough to work, but just in case whip out your penor

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Kek

ey yo girl lets have some rape together

When she gets off the lat pulldown machine, crouch down and sniff the sweat she left on the seat and lock eyes with her

Can I work in?

Are you a gym? Because I would already be there in you if so

I WANT SNU SNU

MIRED

hi bb, can i show you my autism?

works everytime

my meatwhip wants to visit your poopcave

nice workout! lets drive to my place and take a shower together!

hello m'lady, would you be interested in touching my penis rhythmically till i ejaculate on your stomach? of course i will clean you up afterwards!

Lift heavy enough weights for one of them to come over to you and say "wow user, you're strong", then go from there.

is that a barbell in your pants or you're happy to see me?

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>You should be my pre-workout because, my heart always skips a beat when I see you.
>I can stretch you out better than a pair of yoga pants
>Want to come to my place for some HITT?
>Your nickname should be sauna because you make me sweat
>I need you to spot me for weighted hip thrusts in private
>Check out my bench 1RM

>ctrf+f archeologist
>nothing

This place isn't what it used to be

Work up to working weight squats on 3x7. After rep 21, immediately deload to 34% and crank out 10x30, tapping the floor with my taint every time, seemingly with bad form. On rep 321 I rerack and gently tap her on the left rear deltoid, motioning her to follow me back to the squat rack. She comes. They all comes. I let her gaze upon my artwork, a photorealistic drawn to scale portrait of her face. Given its realism, the portrait is small in size, so as she bends over for a closer look I step on to the small of her back and begin riverdancing. The rapid percussion of my feet on her lower spine is roughly translatable into Morse code; the phrase "YOU ARE NOW ON MR. BONES WILD RIDE WELCOME ABOARD"

MOMMY GIB MILKIES

This literally happened last night. Saw a girl eyefucking me so I approached her:

>Hey, do I have something on my face?
>No?
>Because I see you staring at me all the time
>She looks down at the floor
>crack a smile, "im just messing with you, I'm user"
>she laughs "omg i thought you were being srs I'm anonette"
>"I see you working out here all the time, thought I'd drop by and say hey. You've got great form on your lifts (a lie, but whatev I want that brown star on my tongue)
>ahaha thanks i see you working out here all the time too. you have a great body :)
>You do too. Hey I'm not doing much this weekend, would you like to grab a coffee or lunch?
>Sure! Put your number in my phone
>she hands me her phone, insert number
>Cool. Well ill let you get back to your workout, ill txt you soon. See ya soon!
>Bye! it was nice meeting you :)

That's how it's done boys. Simple, really.

Damn, you're right, all you have to have is confidence, decent face, and a body. Shit, thanks man, I can finally start slaying pussy, and this whole time I was desperately wondering how it's done.

Gets demand me to do it next time in the gym.

post what you look like

You've got big legs, you should squat.

Are you into fitness? Then how about fitness dick in yo ass?

No need to friendo. I'm not male model status, but I am a handsome dude. Like the previous poster said, just have a decent face, good body, confidence, and not be a manlet

How tall are you

>arrive at gym 20-25 min before your gym crush does
>do your squats, but rerack the plates incorrectly, e.g. in front of the 10 pound plates
>you should be done by the time she arrives
>move over to stiff leg deadlifts as she enters and finds all the plates in the wrong place
>step up and mention how you hate when that happens
>proceed to take heavier plates and prepare for your deadlifts
>talk some more about what a messy shithole the gym can be
>people are so inconsiderate amirite?
>aks her about other stuff she doesn't like
>do your deadlifts while you pretend to listen
>finish deadlifts, tell her it's been fun chatting
>aks number for future workout sessions
>??
>profit
you might have to come back later to finish the rest of your workout, but it probably looks best if you leave halfway through her story

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Not op, but I'm 6'7, just wanted to show off

6'0. I'd say if you're 5'9 or above you can get away with decent face. A thing below you're gonna need special features

lmao shut up you tall weirdo
have fun when your lungs collapse

>being this autistic
Veeky Forums never change

hey are you doing 5 3 1 because i want to lose my virginity

always

>t. manlet

Go on then, entertain us

I'm 192cm and I bet I'm better looking than you, I just wanted to show off also

Why are you doing 7 reps brah that's like no gains

>you will never be this confident
Fug man, but I still need to get to 1/2/3/4 to be more confident.

Pick that up.

Hey bby Wan sum fuk?

What?

Strength gains do help with confidence at the gym, knowing you're one of the strongest people there (commercial gym, so not much is needed in my case lel)

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you like fitness huh? me too, me too....wanna try fitness dick in yo mouth?

Yeah repeating a lame joke from 5 years ago is so funneh

>giving her your number instead of taking hers
If another guy she likes texts her and asks her out on the weekend, you're forgotten and she won't initiate, especially since you haven't set a definite time and place on the weekend, I. E it's still up in the air if you will or will not meet or if she will or will not text you.

I would have at least asked her how her schedule is for the weekend and set a day, time and place to meet on the spot, not leaving it in the air.

Then she will have to reach out to you on the day of the meetup. Usually they ask 'we still on tonight?', that's the best sign that she wants the d.

Anyhow, good luck.

I did set a date brah, dont worry. Just omitted some details.

How do I achieve a life like in pic related?

I meant like in OP

"I want to reincarnate as your foamroller." works wonders

I wanna have spoonfuls of your blood pudding/period

'Feeling fit, buddy?'

>I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table

Gold

"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door"

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>ey gurl, is ur father retarded? cause ur special
>are you an aniquair? because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years
>ay gurl r u a beaver? cus dam

Dunno. It's my dream

Just quote the brappost to her.

Not that poster, but 6'9. I wanted to put that show-off in his place.

Size, probably..

Kek

>Hey Chad whats up?
>Wanna lift together?
Works every time for Stacy. Why not for you?

>AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
works every time~

Save that for the bar

if u dont do this youre never gonna make it

Not anyone in this thread, but I'm 6'2". Just wanted to show off to some strangers on the internet and let them know I'm not some manlet and get some attention even though I'm just a 35 year old virgin.

Mind if i work into you?

Damn girl, you shit wit that ass?

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That's kind of weird to say to girl in a gym

60 REPS COME ON

24 hours a day,
8 days a week brah

Feeling Veeky Forums buddy(female)?

>that's also a dyed because he's never been to a girl

It can happen to you

>dyed
>Do You Even Dock?
>Term frequently used by the homosexual community to describe members that don't partake in the sexual act of docking

Do NOT do this.

I like to call girls over to spot me on the bench while I'm benching and once they do I quickly rack the weight and say, I must've dropped that on my neck, because I see an angel.

Can confirm, this work on some elderly grandma, except I didn't mess with weights, wasn't doing deadlifts, didn't bitch about anything, wasn't even pretending to listen, and didn't have a crush on her.

What happens if there actually is something on your face and she says yes

Be Chinese, there'll always be lots of dog in your kitchen

Hah. You actually believe this.