Does sex count as a workout? I hump 3-4 times a day sometimes and I don't have the motivation to work out afterwards. Body is too sore.
BUT contrition is killing me and I'm losing sleep worrying that I've skipped an essential workout session.
Not humble bragging or anything. I onl bang solid 6/10's because they take less effort. Pic related.
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Wish I were you haha
This is fit, what the fuck could be worth sliding here?
is she asian?
>does sex count as a workout?
No, but it can give you some exercise, depending on what positions you do. Doggy will give no gains. My cousin used to be a fat manlet but then he got a nympho gf and he lost a lot of weight through the sex, so now he's a skinny manlet. One step forward for him I guess.
i hope i get to have sex with women one day
sex is cardio. not only that but when you have sex or masturbate and release your seed your spiritual power is diminished making you fatigued.
you're draining your gains in 2 ways
Why isn't this image showing up on reverse search?
Yes actually.
Cardio
Hiit
Full body tabata + stretching if you're into more acrobatic,daring or just rapey fuck positions
And mediation if it's that slow tender loving thing that tends to end in raged out pounding.
It's also been scientifically proven to boost your test.
You should see sex as a part of your workout or a cool down.
Want to shed a few pounds, become a calisthenics marathon man.
Feel your anaerobic base slipping go full predator prey and chase her around the house in a mock rape scenario overpower her then jack hammer her like you're trying to split her in two.
Think your guns are looking a bit week and your legs are kinda "skip leg day erreyday" stand and deliver
Want your shoulders in on the action
Eat her pussy while standing, just make sure you have a strong back and she's not a squirter or goes too nuts when she cums, trust me on this.
Want to have a cool down day, Have some of that slow tender long sex and get your entire body into it.
The possibilities are endless!
because google knows you're a fucking degenerate
because it is oc
>degenerate
She's just thicc tho. Nothing especially degenerate there. Would pound if given the chance
haha
yes it is a workout. can't you see that most pornstars are jacked?
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OP you're a girl?
>I only bang solid 6/10's because they take less effort. Pic related.
More
FUCKING MORE!
I NEED MUH TEST BOOST NIGGA!!
Nigger, guys could be 6/10s too you know?
>s p i r i t u a l p o w e r
get your woo over to /foodbabe/ bichboi
>i hump 3-4 times a day
Sure you do.
this
but then again
>internet
>lying
Are you asking if you can consider sex working out? Yes you can, assuming you're doing it right.
Are you asking if you can use it as an excuse to skip the gym? No, it's supplemental. Keep lifting.
kek'd underrated
Guy is slow playing us so we feel bad about ourselves. Idgaf how bad her face is that's a minimum 7 the body is solid af.
Humble bragging that you're not humble bragging bad form good sir.
Not OP, but idk why this is so hard for people to believe. I have sex on average twice a day, and then jack off another 1-2 times each day.
I'm not even saying this shit to brag either, I can't stand it. I'm pretty sure I'm a sex addict, cause if I don't have sex or jack off at least 2 or 3 times a day, I can't even think straight. I've had to jack off in the bathroom at work several times just to keep myself focused.
Sounds like you are, I fap daily but can go for weeks without fapping without even trying. I sure wish I had more sex, but I don't know if I'd be interested in more than once a week if I don't have a gf.
Literally just some neckbeard larping. Reported and saged
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you bette rpost more
My record is 10 creampie's in 1 day
Fuck you Chad. Get the fuck off of my board. Or else.
Does masturbation count as cardio as well?
Sex is cardio and only good for losing gains. If you really want to have sex make sure it's receptive anal sex because you're less active during = less gains lost. Also free protein.
Oh, steeve...
This isn't a thread about diets.
Severely underrated
Kek
Kekus
>he doesn't maintain purity of his virile essence
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Jesus Christ..
Ha
I thought about this before, If your heart rate is elevated for an extended period of time it's surely cardio. Assuming each of this 3 sessions is always 20-30 mins you could make some serious cardio gains
You've literally never had a gf have you? Young couples can knock that out easily.
What would be worth sliding on Veeky Forums full stop? The Jews aren't scared of your shitty redpill threads, at most you'll have another autistic internet group doing a raid, they'll get banned and move on eventually.
People should get that they really aren't that important.
>PUT ME IN LE SCREEN CAP ECKS DEE LMAO