Straight Veeky Forumsbros

2d > 3d

fpbp

maybe if you've never left your basement like all the other animaggots.

the chicks hot. im not going to get upset over her tattoo placement

Leggy.

People on Veeky Forums are always on about how big a girl's ass or tits are but nobody seems to talk about how excellent mile-long legs are. Maybe they don't like the 90s yuppy vibe of a leggy woman in a high-leg swimsuit. IDK. I have no idea.

imgur.com/a/5XxIL

Slightly chubby but toned af delts

not gonna lie, I'm 5'9, I want a chick that's short with b cups and a nice looking butt. not a huge butt, badonkadonks arent my style, just a good lookin butt. blonde or brunettes are the shit, or a nice little asian girl would be nice

Why did you include your height

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Small tits, nice ass. Preferably short hair. Pic somewhat related

This for me personally

If you don't have T'n'A you're not a woman.

>those pants. audible kek
holy shit nofap is messing with my mind

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Patrician taste, a handful of tit, firm ass, a flat stomach, and legs for days is best.

user. Sauce pls

why didn't she clean the cum stains on her arm?

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Can't wait for fucking December

this desu

Murphhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm asexual but I find slim fit most aesthetically pleasing on women.
I think that "thicc" women are more sexually arousing, but thin women are more attractive.

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>browse Veeky Forums
>be straight
choose one

this. Best 3d girls have dicc

unironically i like thicc braphogs the most

"im asexual"

proceeds to tell us what he finds sexually arousing.

Sauce?

these are traps right?

>chasing 3DPD
>making it
>pick one

I like the short tight little cardio bunny type girl. One I can toss around.

>tattoos
>short hair
Either she's stupid or a lesbian. Men are attracted to femininity which is the opposite of fucking tattoos and short hair. One of the attractive parts of a woman is that her skin is suppised to be soft, tattoos visually destroy that sensation and just make them look like they're dykes or trashy whores.
Holy shit women really are stupid if they get all their fashion from jewish television and media.

TayTay.

Expressive eyes
Beautiful smile
Nice laugh
Can joke with her
I can easily piss her off or upset her I can also easily make her feel better and make her feel loved
Sweet girly personality
Would be able to produce perfect children
Can see her raising my children as well
Short stack
Big tits
Thick ass
Luscious thighs
Puffy nipples
Flexible
Daddy issues
Multiorgasmic
Is into rape play
Can handle something in the 9 inch category without too much foreplay(being able to take it fully) and is willing to deepthroat or at least try.

Bonus points for puffy nipples and biracial.

>i lift for Straya
Skelephiles aren't welcome here freak

small to middle tits, size doesnt really matter but shape more
bubble butt
thin preferably but some level of thiccness also get my noggin joggin

Most important, cute face that isnt caked in makeup

ABSOLUTE PATRICIAN TASTE

>tfw when you'll never spy on your qt Loli daughteru

Hell yeah for once I'm a Chad

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t-this is what I li-lift for...

h-how... how it works that she just walk on the streets and is not being raped 24/7????

how

A healthy female of breeding age.

Because rape is caused by rapists, not by hot women.

Straight Veeky Forumsbros
Wrong board OP

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bonnie rotten is a porn star. i guess she would be considered a trashy whore but yanno thats what makes her special 2 me

This. Even with smaller tits it would be more than acceptable.

Pic related. GF looks similar. Life is good.

tattoos make women ugly and there more and more of these, so bad.

Other than:

I'm disappointed by your shit taste.

Get your fucking act together.

damn son

This woman looks like the perfect fuck, but the absolute last choice for a wife. Absolutely perfect face and body tho holy shit

2d girlbois

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>hifumi
>no kou

Pleb

Looks like they transitioned from being a man. What is it about all the surgery and plastic fake-ness that turns you on? Genuinely curious . How much experience with real women do you have?

They're called chaps, similar to what cowboys wear over their pants. The chaps themselves aren't meant to be pants

Hes probably "asexual " in the bitter virgin sense, not literally

Lol tell that to the millions of guys who have jerked it to her. Your level of butthurt over some short hair and tats is hilarious though. You must be fun to troll irl

God you sound like a crazy manipulative bitch. I hope no poor girl ever gets tricked into being with you

Was that supposed to be English? That didn't make sense

Dat pubis

Why not both? Thick amazon woman with giant tits and a relatively small waist.

For me, pic related

Was about to post this but dubs said it first

Hourglass

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>imgur.com/a/5XxIL
Patrician af, mate.

>"I'll do anal for drugs" mode

Vomited a little desu

>Implying thats a bad thing
Boi, you need to leave

She is so germanic, i look at her and only want to kill her, pigskin

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This pic gives me a "It's not rape if she cums three times" kind of boner.

Bro you are so fucking autistic, I didn't think that niggers were even able to get autism.

>Implying I don't plan on dying alone
>implying she isn't just a fantasy woman that I'll never have

Anyway, shut up cunt.

dude this is a 'straight Veeky Forumsbros' thread, I made it in spite of the gay thread..

That's an incredibly feminine penis right there.

That's just the gay agenda/LOL TRAPS SO FUNNEH/trap shills.
Hide and ignore the posts and threads you don't like.

marry me pls

i second this choice. skinny girls for me thaaaaaaanks

The most feminine and lickable of penises is the delicious warm wet and moist clit user.

A penis that lacks the warm wet sweet smelling vagina is merely a disgusting and boring masculine penis and lusting for it is little more then base faggotry.

The only penis you should be concerned with is your own user.

best choice so far.
rest of you are purely hormone driven degenerates.

This.

Or this.

This girl ticks pretty much every single box for 10/10 material for me.
>cute smile
>blonde
>curly/wavy hair
>freckles
>blue eyes
>tiddies
>hips

Im not sure I would change anything if I could design an ideal woman for me.

These type of girls make my heart go wild.

>Ignore the face.

>edgy loser girls from high school who are still into goth and "dark" shit

nice taste, loser

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Looks like a brazilian trans subhuman actually.

>perfect 3d girl
>no penis
choose one