User, why do you lift?

Waifu?

>so i can beat every gook skull i

W-w-with your cock, r-right guy?

To not die from diabetes.

My A1C is normal and I've dropped 50lbs,so it's working.

So I can get compliments on Veeky Forums

>Finally date an Asian girl after being on Veeky Forums for 7 years
>It finally happened, after all my jerking off and shitposting, I finally got with a real life asian girl
>It's perfect, she has great boobs, decent ass, nice face, perfect tummy
>All of the sudden she becomes kind of cold and distant
>Then one day she breaks up with me over snapchat
>Find out later she was cheating on me with a close friend and now they're together
I want to fucking die all the time, I feel so sick, it wasn't supposed to be like this

Just starting. But I'm doing it to not be a fat fuck anymore and hope it will boost my confidence so I can finally have friends and maybe a love life...

Lifting is the only thing that feels real any more.

What the fuck does that have to do with why you lift?

Because it gives me a sense of responsibility.
I have shit executive functions so I meditate and lift to offset it.

I lift so I can belong

I'll tell you why.

I always eat a ton of food before I lift, so when I start I feel like I need to take a massive shit. The feeling pushes me through the workout. Then At the end I take a massive dump and clog the gym toilet.

This is my purpose.

this and this

4 the strength

Because it feels fucking amazing.

Finally somebody said it!

To get to the other side

At least you can hate someone else instead of hating yourself user.

...

Now you have a reason to lift

You're gonna make it brah

Kung fu.

There is no better feeling than being kung fu. When you are kung fu, it is such a great feeling that that feeling is all that exists. You exist as pure fucking mastery, it feels so good, it is the purest, most peaceful, most empowering feeling there is.

This pic looks like the other half of a face fart video.

I imagine there is a guy on her back end about to eat that ass like he's in the great depression and she has a slight smile like she is about to rip a 10 second bassy fart.

I lift because I ain't a chump.

I just have a lot of energy and if I don't exhaust myself at least every other day I get irritable. I love feeling exhausted

I find that lifting and keeping my body fit cascades into all sorts of other forward momentum in my life.
Plus it just feels really fucking good doing some lifts. Gotta get those positive (+) dopamine hits

don't stop now motherfucker, you're just getting started. they'll be bunches of asian qts in your future if you keep up the momentum and grind on

TOMBOYS

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good god this!!!!!!!!

and this too

this is why i lift

sauce name anything man

They don't exist in my area. Just bulldykes.

I've found that if you can befriend them and keep a secret then Bulldykes will give up the pussy faster then thirsty fatchicks and are far more appreciative.
But if they don't, there's always raping them till they love it, then giving them a balls deep creampie to mark your territory. I mean you are lifting aren't you?

But that's if you find a hot one.
They tend to be...eh...

I lift for my waifu, and the alter-me lifts for my alter-waifu.
>pic related = alter-waifu.