I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET RIPPED AND WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HER

I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET RIPPED AND WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HER

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Get a bicep and trap pump, ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.

SS+gomad

Rip a fart and ask her if she would like a Dutch oven

u mean GOMAH

Gallon of milk all day? How does the a mean every? It's been bugging me for a while

Gallon of milk a day

t. ESL

I SAID I WAS INTERESTED IN LIFTING WEIGHS AND SHE WANTS TO SEE MY BICEP AND SIXPACK BUT I DID STARTING STRENGTH HELPPPPOPPPPPPPPPPPP

ya dun did it now boy

Sit ups and press ups in a cold shower

>ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.
you're a great friend user!

>not drinking a gallon of milk a minute
not gonna make it

How big is your dick? tell her if it's 7"+

Go on KETOOOO

OP here.

I got stood up.

Sorry for you bro. Go get yourself some sips and lift the sadness away.

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bitches and whores

pfftthahaha

is ok bb, happens to everyone

What happened specifically?

here u go hiotuxliwisbp6mi.onion.link/[Lyle_McDonald]_The_Rapid_Fat_Loss_Handbook_A_Sci(BookFi.org).pdf

I don't get it, didn't you drink a gallon of milk in a minute?

i arrived then sent her a message asking where shewas and she was like "i can't make it"

that's what happens when you ask people on a date at 8 30 in the morning

Top kek
Reckon she saw you and left before you saw her?

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Bail.

I was going to suggest you fingerblast her asshole, but now you can just fingerblast your own asshole!

breh, at least the bros on the 'ch0n are here for ya lad

thanks pickle guy

just show her your FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH and HIP DRIVE

Did you not think to text her before you left to check if she was still on for it?

i thought that would look beta ;_;

Please b troll

I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET PUMPED AND VASCULAR TO SHOW MY GAINS?

unironically not trolling