Move into a new apartment

found the 11 manlets

out of all the greentexts that didnt happen, this one wasnt even interesting

Dude I've tried all kinds of different attitudes. I've gone from Samaritan to dirt bag and back so many times.

Girls don't give a shit about your fucking attitude. They want a tall man with a big dick, those are the factors that will make a woman genuinely fall in love with you.

It's literally scientifically proven that a woman develops deeper feelings for men who can penetrate them deeper and stretch their vagina out more.

>Spend the next year listening to her get railed out by 6"2+ guys in her bedroom

She is WINNER

Sorry, but if I wanted a slut I could get an even more attractive girls then her in an escort service AND she will swallow and take it up the ass.

you're either baiting or you have deep insecurity issues that you need to address

Maybe it's not your attitude that matters but your altitude

Only a mouthbreathing incel is autistic enough to try to hook-up with her roommate.
Are you legally autistic

reeee

Nah, it's still better being tall.
Sorry 4u bro.

And how do I address them?

I'm 5"9, 7 inch penis, in great shape, got a great job, extroverted, used to do stand up comedy in high school and most people would say I'm pretty funny.

None of that has helped me get a woman who has equally good qualities as me, because they are going to care more about a guy's height and dick size than anything else.

If you're my height and you stand next to a tall dude you'll just always look like a fucking child in comparison and it's pretty ridiculous to expect women not to notice that.

or maybe it's obvious you where just trying shit on and being fake as shit, i bet you think you're a real smooth operator but it's probably really obvious for anyone looking

I did it and succeeded, and I'm a manlet.
Just stay away from thots.

Yeah I'm sure the 5'2 midget prefers the tall guy

It's the same as a fat girl demanding a skinning guy though.

Golem get ye gone!

Not really. As a manlet you can use your height insecurities as a drive to excel at other things. If you're tall/attractive and still suck at life then you really have no way of going forward.

>scientifically proven
This.

Srs, tho, seek help, because it's obvious that it's your desperation what gets rid of women.

The real question here is if a girl would prefer the 5'11 muscular guy or the skinny 6'0 guy

That 1 inch really changes things

If youre in college, trying and still cant get laid youre doing it wrong. no excuses

>short muscular guy
>take a guy with fat lumbar with less muscle than the tall guy

You can improve your insecurities tomorrow.
You're going to always be a shortass.

>t. 5'10 compesating manlet

Maybe it's not your altitude but your latitude.

>Dude I've tried all kinds of different attitudes

In other words, you are fake as shit and anyone can see that.

Being yourself is not a meme

I'm 5'8" and its never been an issue. I know a lot of super hot girls that are like 5'6" and if you're confident enough and hone your social skills you can totally fuck them.

If you still managed to develop such strong insecurities as a tall guy, you're fucked and your chances of improvement aren't exactly great looking.

Name.one funny tall guy (6'3+)

They need more blood in their legs so less room for wit and sarcasm

>female roommate
fag

>used to do stand up comedy

Comedians hate themselves transparently. If you don't respect yourself, why would a woman respect you?

john cleese

>he's still replying

Once again, stop consoling yourself by saying these things can't be improved. The only thing that can't be improved is your height and that you're juts being a wanker about this drives the point home even more....girls pick up on this man.

I'm just going to stop replying so you can hang from the gymnast bars or something else which you secretly hope makes you taller.

I'm from a shitty third world country and heigh matters, but no as much to avoid you getting laid.
I'm 5'4 (!!!) and never had a problem with women. It's worse to be autistic or ugly here.

Also Stephen Merchant

Norm Macdonald, Kevin Nealon

are these comedians genuinely funny or youre just looking for tall guys? i only know chris delia

The reality is that this girl is a whore and complete waste of time.

Veeky Forums threads are always full of raw emotion its so weird.
at 179 cm im just waiting until manlets and lanklets kill each other

Bo Burnham

>better equipped down there
>tfw 6'2 and average dong size
Kill me, Veeky Forums.

robot here. /r9k/ is filled with tall people. there must be something else

I bet there are girls out there who are like this - but that negative attitude is what will get in the way more than height.

This. His post made me almost wince, i hope it was bait

>Do you prefer a tall skinny guy or a short muscular guy
>pic of two muscular guys
Women, they never cease to impress

I am sick of these frustrated people who have no success in getting laid game and then vent here.

Go oustide and look out, there is no chads, stacies, r9ks, incells or whatever fucked up words u are using, there are all normal peoples living normal lives and fucking like normal people.

I bet you could be 6 figure, jacked, 6*5 and u still be complaining about people being better than u.

Grow the fuck up, not everyone here is obssesed with height or girls like some virgin like u.

I'm 6'2 and 26. My lil brother is 18 and 5'9. Is it too late for him, or should I hop him on some milk diet. I don't want him to suffer manletness.

Daily reminder that manlet threads are all made by 5'4 turbo manlets trying to bring other manlets down so tbey have more success with their smaller dating pool.

My roommate is 5'9, 185 lbs, has never lifted and is constantly hit on by girls. In high school he got prom king and was the guy every girl wanted to be with. He has banged 5 chicks in the last two months and has made out with seven.
Meanwhile I'm 6'1, have always been skinny, been lifting for a year and I've never kissed a girl, let alone had a girlfriend.

It's seriously all about your facial aesthetics and personality.

tfw 6'4 and virgin at 19.
chances are improving everyday though. went from 120kg to 86kg but am only building muscle now, losing weight was a lot easier than working out.

I know that there are many guys my height with girlfriends but when I go out I see almost none of them. Like every guy with a girlfriend is noticeably taller than me (so at least 3 inches taller)
I'm between 5'10 and 5'11

>female roomates

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS MEME

female roommates are the absolute w o r s t

Give him milk and Vitamin D supps. Maybe also try prayer.

>Not being auditory-aroused
>Not busting fat loads to her moans and tremors heard stealthily from the other side of the door
Somebody's fucking up here, OP, and I know it's you

>5'9 185
Fat or what? Cause thats fat as fuck if you dont work out

Girls over 5'4 are usually over 135lbs nothing hot about that

Being tall only works if you are attractive. Otherwise you are a 6'4 ugly person who sticks out way more then they should.

Kek, your roommate's a slut m8. Taller guys do generally have bigger dicks (height is the only factor that has been correlated with dick size). However, the fact that that is one of her primary criteria means she is absolutely trash as a person. Size queens are mentally damaged from watching too much porn, don't worry about that whore OP

Any girl that would room with other guys is a slut and that should be a huge red flag off the bat

man you say that but when I had a female roommate it was so annoying to hear her and her bf fuck noises invading my ears eventually i started blasting this song every time
youtube.com/watch?v=3KeplwDwEB4

like have some fucking courtesy don't invade my aural space with lewd noises put on some of your own music or something for christ's sake

>Taller guys do generally have bigger dicks

That's a myth. The penis is neither a bone or a muscle, it's a special tissue that cant be found anywhere else (therefore it can't scale with height like bones and you can't grow it like muscles)

He's chubby/fat, he semi active and does Insanity when he's motivated. He just doesn't lift.

These people are deprived of social contact and don't know what's outside their bedroom. They're experts in creating theories as to why society functions the way it does because they have no understanding of it due to not being a part of it

Not really. Being tall is always a bonus.

Idk man i'm 6'4 and when you walk into the room everyone looks at you, now thats a positive thing if your attractive but even now that i'm skinnyfat instead of fat. still not good.

There are probably normies out there that actually believe this, lmao.

>trying to fuck your roommate
BOI GET OUTTA HERE

We just think you're cool looking, dude. That's why we look, the same reason children look up to adults, to imagine what it must be like to be you.

>never bothered to convert bongburger to metric
>always assumed 6 feet was around 200cm from the way people talk about height
>it's fucking 183
>a hundred and eighty three
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ANGLO GENETICS

LOL
O
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trust me I look like a retardedly tall monkey. atleast since i've started working out I've gained better control over my limbs which used to flail a bit.

HGH NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>TFW 6'5" KISSLESS VIRGIN

Never even held a bitches hand

The girl of your dreams is a shallow whore that gets fucked repeatedly by tall men because they have bigger dicks and can crack a few jokes.

me tfw only held a girls hand in 7th grade, and only kissed a girl playing spin the bottle and she seemed disgusted. Of course in retrospect at 265lbs/120kg, I was pretty disgusting even at 6'4

either you're way shorter than 5'10" or just plain ugly.

What if I'm only 5'7 and could be the girl of your dreams [spoiler]no homo

Not really if you are ugly. People will just look at you like a freak show. A big tall ugly loser. They arent staring in admiration they are staring in amusement.

What she means is that you don't look like an abusive cunt.

Try getting some tattoos and slap a bitch in front of her, her pussy will turn into lake victoria

Lmao same

girls have shit taste desu id take a short thicc guy

I used to think this way but the internet revealed that girls legit have a fetish for height. (this guy is 6'8)
The internet is filled with ugly tall guys swimming in pussy.

It's funny because I'm not even that short (5'11) and I never in my life had a negative interaction with women. Like not a single one. Not a rude bitch or a cold rejection. But black-pills ruined me too much I can't even look at them anymore. I basically cockblocked myself but you can't really change your feelings right

I know a 6'5 guy. He is a butt ugly, balding, out of shape, poorfag, autistic nerd. You wouldn't believe the amount of high quality women he has throwing themselves at him, and by their own admission, it's because they are into tall guys. This isn't me making presumptions, that's what they literally tell him.

Or more likely, none of it happened and he's just making it up to bait people like every other /r9k/ tard that thinks they're wanted here.

Implying +6' have to compensate.

This.

...

most guys aren't 6'3"+ so it's gonna be hard to find ones that are also noticeably funny.

>Trying to get with your rommate

That's just dumb

THE JANITOR FROM SCRUBS

RACIST KRAMER

That guy is decent looking. So yeah his height would help him.

I doubt that but you are welcome to your own make beliefs.

Can we stop making and replying to these threads, it's so fucking pathetic. You guys act like a bunch of retarded women, this shit is beyond a meme now, it's actively hurting your fellow man with these made up stories and requirements that have no basis in reality. Come on fucktards use some common sense

inb4 MANNNLLLEETTT like we haven't read that reply to literally everything for years

>That guy is decent looking
He looks like dr who combined with the original lurch.

>it's actively hurting your fellow man

No it's not. What's hurting the fellow man is false hope not the truth.

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