Veeky Forums humor / humour

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instagram.com/christiemcfit/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

by the way dont take my image as an example of what /fit humor is, it was just the only lifting meme i had on my pc

Dumping some of my old ass folder

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>how quickly her head snapped away from him right after the kiss

Rest in fucking peace, that relationship

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She literally contorted her neck to kiss him while he didn't move a muscle. You must be jaded because when I look at them all I feel is jealousy

She was the one initiating the kiss.

not even looking at pics, sorry if they're shit

>Some people actually think this deep into things
She kissed him, is she supposed to stare at him with her neck crooked af?

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She's the one who went for the kiss in the first place you dummy. She was completely comfortable and it was just a nonchalant kiss. She went back to her phone and what she was doing. I really don't get you autists.

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Is he kill?

>Dale

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whats the deal with female "lifters" always doing memes? what the actual fuck is the benefit of doing this shit? Ive seen them do these in the gym.

What the fuck is her problem?

t. SS fatboi

attention whoring

>file name

dale confirmed fucking bro tier

if i wanted humor i'd ask you for your max rep ones

when i found out she is asian

he ded

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Women have to find a way to draw attention to themselves so that men know who to chase after.

To put it in stupid: Her stacy stride is a way to tell chad weightlifter she's open for business.

I really wish I was joking but human sexuality is fucking dumb
t. biologist

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>zoologist
>see this post
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>consenting to sex with both a malnourished orc and Father Christmas

I believe you user. She's roast to the toast
instagram.com/christiemcfit/

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Dale bringing the fucking heat

That one is old. 2012-13?

>calling out that drug abusing bitch
dodged a bullet with that one

Fucking genius

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Spouting obscure memes from a Mongolian duck sauce emporium at a complete stranger is not funny

now this is a useful trick, here is another one, maybe less useful tho

>not doing weighed stanky-legs
not gonna make it

Wtf I hate sex now.

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MCL tear damn

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This is amazing.

>virgins will find ANY EXCUSE to rag on relationships
I mean I do too but this is just silly

how much weight is that anyway? like 140-150 kg?

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Absolutely kek

audible kek

Did he died?

Requesting the webm of the guy who gets stuck under a barbell on bench and people put their ass in his face

>rations burst from kilt
fucking kek

>biologist
Having a BS hardly makes you a biologist
>inb4 BA
I really hope not for your sake

>Dancer of the Boreal Valley

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GOAT

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Anyone screenshot the time some user named Quentin or something linked a girl on Tinder to a thread about her and she posted a timestamp?

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Gotta be a fucking idiot to say muscle group x's training is a forbidden fruit

Goddamn that guy is a maroooooooon

10/10

read it in scooby's voice and kek'd

>tfw you beat the Dancer on your first try first playthrough but needed 3 tries to beat the Deacons of the Deep

actually laughed out loud, thank you friend

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Literally me when my jam kicks in.

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I've got like 15 more of these, I'll post em tomorrow if this bad boy is still alive

This is quite possibly my all time favourite post on all of Veeky Forums and I've sadly been here since before the Habbo Hotel days

did you ugys used to be one of those assholes who played the chair game and then kicked me out after i won

mothefucker

>want to be ripped
>go ask the gym necromancer to give me a cut potion
>he promptly takes out a knife and slice my wrist
>blood coming out abundantly
>speak spooky gibberish
>I feel very weird
>light headed
>watch myself in the mirror
>I've just lost all my gains
>ask wtf happened
>the Necromancer ask me if I want the long or the short answer
>say i wanna go home and want the short one
>he remove his face, it's the manlet warlock
>try to punch him
>I hurt my fist because I lost all my gains to him
>ask for gym justice and a trial by combat
>the gym owner think I'm new and kick me out
>have to do calisthenics if i want to go back to the gym
>have to fight romanian gain beggars everyday
>got depressed and ate too much tendies
>mfw

Probably, I've been here since I was 13 and I'm in my mid 20s now

It really is true that you're here forever

kek

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Maybe she's actually just having fun or amusing herself?

>only having 6 shill threads up at one time

genuine improvement over /pol/

fuck deacons nigga

>mfw I actually recognise that youtube layout
>mfw my first thought was where is the yellow subscribe button
>mfw it took me about 30 seconds to realise that youtube hasnt looked like this or about 10 years now
>10 years

i mean, it kind of is when they're that incredulous

Ayyyy I made that, the shill threads have slown down recently

Keked so hard I scared my mom

I got a few

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>tfw DS2 and DS3 were both incredible trash compared to DS1
We will never get another masterpiece will we

hahaha fucking top dale

God Rippetoe is such a dumb bitch.
Really, being ashamed of training every muscle in your body? It's important to do that.

omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What a cool guy

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