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>enter gym
>SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISH MAN

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>watch Game of Thrones
>See this

There is no escape.

>SKRRT SKRRT

he is such a disgusting ginger and probably running trains on euro trash blonds every gig

i need to get into music

better than mudshark stacies

I fucking hate how women say he is attractive without realising they are only attracted to his fame and inappropriately sexy voice

> enter gym
> omae wa mou shindeiru

>all your gains disappear

They play this, and all the other popular stuff like Despacito and Shape of You, at my gym in Japan. I've never heard an actual Japanese song in the gym, just English (well, and Spanish).

>enter gym
>DE
>SPA
>CITO

its great isnt it? i mean multiculturalism and all that shite, makes humans be more attached to each other and forget our differences

>enter gym
>Hit it
>split it
>make it cum
>get wetted
>Come again
>Come get it

>enter gym

>TELL ME RUDE BOI BOI CAN U GET IT UP?

Pop music makes me want to join ISIS.

>enter gym
>HAAAAAAAAAYYZUUUUUUUSS CHRIIIIIIIISSTOOOOOO
>SAAANTAAA MAAARIIIIiiiIIIIAAAA

>enter gym
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

t.

Don't even pretend it isn't true.

>enter gym
>some techno dumbstep cardio non copyright music playing that makes you want to kill people

>enter gym
>A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK

>enter gym
>spanish lyrics every song

>'multi'culturalism
>forget differences
Surely the ideal should be to embrace differences, if we forget them then the result will be monoculturalism.

I looked up the lyrics to despacito since my 5 year old niece was listening to it and it's nothing but pure unbridled degeneracy.
>"Want you to show my mouth
>Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
>Let me trespass your danger zones
>Until I make you scream"

Children all over the west love this shit because it's pumped on the radio 24/7, as if children needed any more exposure to sexuality.

>enter gym
>deeeeeejuh khaaaleeeedd wa wa wa wa wa
>me and my friends at the table drinking shots and then we talk slow
>talk slow
>put headphones on
>SHAKING THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND GUNS
>FIRST IN THE LINE OF FIRE, FIRST INTO HOSTILE LAND
>TANKS LEADING THE WAY
>THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT
>squat lmao2pl8
>max volume
>beyondgivingafuck.js

Nice try Shlomo

>Enter home gym
>CHEESEBURGER...CHEESEBURGER...CHEESEBURGER

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have fun being 16 mate

>enter gym
>OOH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO

Oh, you'd love Japan. So few people even know what Jews are that I've given several lectures about it.

>YES I FUCKED YOUR BITCH FAT MOTHERFUCEK WES SAAY

>walk into gym
>short clip of shooting stars plays

>inna country, town is county seat
>brand new fitness addition to the hospital
>hardly anyone ever there
>no radio, no music, just the soft thumping of someone running on a treadmill echo from the other side of the little enclosed yoga room

I wish they had a leg extension machine though

>proceed to brake every PR that day

>enter gym
>YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS

>Walk into gym with earbuds on
>Take them off after cardio
>'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED. WITH 19, 19, 1985
I don't know who makes the Uni Rec playlist but they've got shit taste.

>this is a problem
>not an english hit about doing a bow legged walk of shame after having your holes gaped by chad

>enter gym
>ORAAANGEEE AND BLAAAACK TAKE ME BAAAACK TO HALLOWEEEENNN

>enter gym
>DAKEDO KYOU MO JOJO NI

>Devin Townsend
Ayy I used to play Xbox Live with his brother.

>enter gym
>IT'S A LONG WAY FORWARD
>SO TRUST IN ME
>I'LL GIVE THEM SHELTER
>LIKE YOU'VE DONE FOR ME
>AND I KNOW
>I'M NOT ALONE
>YOU'LL BE WATCHING OVER US
>UNTIL
>YOU'RE GONE...
>mmMMMmBAYbabaBAY

what gym do you go to that plays porter robinson? literally never heard this

Last weekend I heard Shape of You fucking 6 times throughout the day. It's getting fucking annoying.

>enter gym
>SALEELUL SAWARIM
>NASHEED AL UBAR
>WADARBUL QITALY
>TARIQUL HAYA

Puregym UK, whoever makes the track lists seems to be playing this for months on end. No kidding.

INSHALLAH BROTHER!

>enter gym 2004

What plays?

mashallah

IT'S GETTIN' HOT IN HERE

>enter gym
>MODERN TALKING, MODERN WALKING IN THE STREETS
>NEW DESIRE

>enter gym
>AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
>UND DAS HEISST
>ERIKA

>enter gym
>BET ON IT
>BET ON IT
>BET ON IT
>BET ON ME

gonna make it

Interesting, what was 2003? Linkin Park?

>enter gym
>BEAR. FORCE. 1.
>BEAR. FORCE
>HOO HA, HOOHAH!

>enter gym
>YOU ARE UNFORGETTABLE
>I NEED TO GET YOU ALONE

Mah nigga.
>enter gym
>FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD

...

>enter gym
>1 nothing wrong with me
>2 nothing wrong with me

>FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

>enter gym
>HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE
>HE'S GOING FOR SPEEEEEEEED

>OHP the entire smith machine

>enter gym
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Beautiful.

>gym is owned by a gay man
>showtunes play

>broke my dl record again thinking about Muhammad slaughtering infidels
Allahu ackbar

>FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

That's interesting, because at my western gym I only listen to japanese anime music

>enter gym
>DADADADADADADADADADA
>DADADADADADADADADADA
>DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA

...

Sabaton sure is some great last set music

Despacito has definitely made me more racist

M'nigga

I only listen to NSBM

>Enter gym
>Generic elektro dance upbeat remix of populair songs play all day

>Meanwhile on headphones
>SLAUGHTER! PERSIANS!
>GLORY AND DEATH SPARTANS WILL NEVER SURRENDERRR
>OOH AAH OOH AAH

>enter gym
>WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
>YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

underrated post

>walk into gym
>IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE
>I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO

>walk into gym
>WE THE BEST MUSIC
>ANOTHA ONE
>Girl you lookin at the best the money never lie, no
>I'm the one yeah, I'm the one yeah

Why do you think spics have like five kids by the time they're 14?

Absurd gets me totally fucking pumped.

...

>enter gym
>IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
home gym masterrace

I've never heard a girl call him attractive

>squat 2pl8
sure is lmao
fucking underages get out

>SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
>UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

>Walk into gym
>AND I'LL SEE YOU
>AND YOU'LL SEE ME
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>.js
disgusting

Headphones

>ENTER GYM

>IT'S MISTER WORLD WIDE WHOOOOO YAA

>WADDLE OUT

>enter gym
>IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE

Enter local fitness center

Girl looks at me


'Listen here sweet potato pie, I want to see you deadlift my body weight and I'll give you my phone number'

>I don't really lift weights
>oh ok see you around
>Proceed to sit on the shoulder press next to hers

>enter gym
>YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT

To be honest it could be ANY chart song and I get pissed.

>Heavy metal in earphones.
>Current favourite bland atm: 5FDP

W-What song?

enter gym
>I NEVER KNEW THAT I WAS STARVING TILL I TASTED YOU
>DON'T NEED NO BUTTERFLIES WHEN YOU GIVE ME THE WHOLE DAMN ZOO

side to side or something like that by arianna grande

>WE COME A LONG LONG WAY TOGETHER
>THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOD
>I HAVE TO CELEBRATE YOU BABY
>I HAVE TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD

I hate that and I don't get it. What does or add to the already awful song?

ROCKABYE BABY ROCKABYE

EVERYTHING IS BLUE HIS SHIRT HIS JEANS HIS HAIR AND EVERYTHING ISBLUUEEEEEEOOOUUEEEEEEE

Hate that shit. Boils my guts. Normiest fucking meme of all time.