FPH thread, for all your fat hate needs

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You know I always imagine the original reason they made women wear burkas is so they dont get all sand blasted and ugly. Just like how they originally circumcised people so they wouldn't get sand stuck under their foreskin.

They circumsized people so sex wouldn't feel as good and they could control them better.
It was something done to slaves.

You say that but can you imagine the bother of having sand in your foreskin back then? Shit would probably get infected and you'd need to cut your dick off or something.

Dr. Kellogg cut off dick skin to stop you from jerking off. And this is why corn flakes and cereal are bad for you.

Gee Bill, TWO asses?

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>fat cells
>set point

I hate those people so much.

>But i lost weight
>Doesn't count, you will get it back.

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how the fuck do you get sand under your foreskin? I mean you can even clinch the foreskin and piss, so it swells up as a ballon and then release it to wash out sand, if you dont have access to water.

I used to do that in the school gym during PE.

this has to be trolling... right guise?

bullying went out of style. now everyone is without a sense of shame

where were all the hamplanets during the great depression, if being fat is a genetic thing

This made me do a pause in chewing muh quark, for like 5 seconds.

truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/

Good site to read about this bitch, she lies something fucking chronic.

>You come from a family of fat people, so you will have many more fat cells in your body
>You come from a family of fit people, so you will have many more muscle fibres in your body
>You come from a family of amputees, so you will have many less limbs on your body
Education cutoff for using internet when?

>he's never had a sandjob

That hair looks like a Wienerschnitzel
No individual threads of hair.

I'd steal her record collection. INB4 nigger.

they fucking write/pronounce at every corner 'trigger warning' i cant help imagine someone suffering from tourette spitting out uncontrollably those trigger warnings in parantheses

The methane from these cunts' asses rivals that of the permafrost in Siberia.

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You have to be pretty gullible not to immediately see that it's satire lads

With all the methane that fat people release it's causing all these hurricanes. Fat people must be eliminated so we can live in peace without the fear of hurricanes running rampant down south in the US

couldn't agree more. Florida is full of fatties. coincidence? i think not.

speaking of sandjobs, he cannot reach his wiener.

bisquits spilling out of the can

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Don't want to sound thick, but is that shit in her hair? I really can't quite tell what that is

I really don't know anything about the strange habits of hygienically challenged obeasts.

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those numbers

>cartman
Huehuehue

Why is that in spanish? Isn't this in america?

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What is this subreddit?

how is this guy not a meme yet?

This

Thats fucking hilarious. I'd fuck her

At least the Mormon girls choose to wear the underwear and arnt stoned to death or get their throat slit in an honor killing if they refuse.

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Damn, I bet he paid for all the options upfront.

Wait, she competed with kids?

Ragen Chastain is going to win some sort of award for serial killer with the weirdest MO...

>he
>she

Which is it?

At this point I don't want to know.

She.

(You) stands for effort

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LOL

>wounded seal noises

You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that anyone would take it as something other than satire. Idiot.

>self diagnosed deaf

The Sword of Omens gave her reasoning beyond reasoning.

Actually that's hilarious

It's probably just matted hair from never being washed and her constantly sitting on it. This happens to long haired cats that won't groom themselves

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>california

I'm surprised she can even do that being that fat

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Eatler?

Mah dick..
Fuck! Why that shit made me hard

im actually impressed she didnt snap arms there

>tfw it took me 5 minutes to read that

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wait, are you all just posting pictures of fat people? Isn't this suppose to be like a ylyl thread? Where are the stories? The context?

No

I wouldn't want to be in the building when those things explode.

I will never again eat any treats of my lay.

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DAE feeling depressed by fats? The mere fact that they exist is inhibiting my progress.

the proper name for the flesh apron is panniculus

>implying she went within 100 feet of the produce aisle

>communism is established
>all fatties either get thin or starve to death.
>No more fatties

Supreme leader: 1
Decadent capitalist west: 0

the random cartoon characters nail it

kek, saved

I'm the juggernaut bitch

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D-dat ass???

in this reply you'll see no picture but if you could it would be you picking a cherry~

cuck alert

oh fuck no, nope nope nope nope
god is dead , im fucking out.

Fat and fit in action gentlemen

functional strength

Methane is a major contributor to global warming.

ok, ok...