>11pm
>need to eat 1500cals
>just finished a meal
11pm
>about an hour ago
>bought a big mac
>spilled it right in front of my door
>4 am
>no food left
>start licking up my feces for gains
250g of peanut butter. Wish it was me.
>9am
>100cals left
>12 pm
>1.2k cals left
>1AM
>Impulse purchased 1.75L of Rye whiskey while picking up bread at the store
>220cal of alcohol, drunkenly eat 750cal
>Only 800cal left for tomorrow (Today)
Only eat veggies in high volumes and ur gucci man.
>1 pm
>300 cals left for day
Why do you people have difficulty with this
Want some of my pizza bro? i'll cut you off a slice
want a pickle on it? or maybe some strawberry jam?
god damn it Veeky Forums stop flipping my images
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>12 pm
> -500 calories left for day
not gonna make it
not gonna make it
not gonna make it
you're better for it tbqh f4m
>calories don't register anymore after 11:59pm and you automatically lose muscle according to your deficit
hope that bug gets fixed soon.
hahaahhahaah yourusing fucking scissors for a pizza rope yourself
>5am
>habitually wake up for work even though it's my day off.
I just want to die lads.
I'm in the army and do this too. Every time my alarm goes off I scramble around for a few seconds, thinking I am late and that my asshole boss is calling me.
The lack of sleep is the worst, I'm not a napper either do I can never catch up. St least I have tomorrow off for the hurricane.