11pm

>11pm
>need to eat 1500cals
>just finished a meal

>about an hour ago
>bought a big mac
>spilled it right in front of my door

>4 am
>no food left
>start licking up my feces for gains

250g of peanut butter. Wish it was me.

>9am
>100cals left

>12 pm
>1.2k cals left

>1AM
>Impulse purchased 1.75L of Rye whiskey while picking up bread at the store
>220cal of alcohol, drunkenly eat 750cal
>Only 800cal left for tomorrow (Today)

Only eat veggies in high volumes and ur gucci man.

>1 pm
>300 cals left for day

Why do you people have difficulty with this

Want some of my pizza bro? i'll cut you off a slice

want a pickle on it? or maybe some strawberry jam?

god damn it Veeky Forums stop flipping my images

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>12 pm
> -500 calories left for day

not gonna make it
not gonna make it
not gonna make it

you're better for it tbqh f4m

>calories don't register anymore after 11:59pm and you automatically lose muscle according to your deficit
hope that bug gets fixed soon.

hahaahhahaah yourusing fucking scissors for a pizza rope yourself

>5am
>habitually wake up for work even though it's my day off.

I just want to die lads.

I'm in the army and do this too. Every time my alarm goes off I scramble around for a few seconds, thinking I am late and that my asshole boss is calling me.

The lack of sleep is the worst, I'm not a napper either do I can never catch up. St least I have tomorrow off for the hurricane.