>be me >day 8 of nofap, with the only "relapses" being when I edged a couple times without cumming >no gym membership or actual weights at home >I have a massive police baton-boner and I'm on the verge of giving in >then I suppress the urge and go outside and do 20 pullups from a beam going over the patio in about a minute >come inside, immediately throw as many hardcover books inside a large ottoman as I can and do a bunch of squats >go in my bathroom to take a shower, but do 40 situps first >I'm panting at this point, but I still feel like an adolescent bull >literally punch the hard, tile wall in my shower until my knuckles hurt >compose myself and put my clothes on >walk to my desk only to have a half mast >do more improvised squats >go to my desk and pick up my large, rolling, swivel chair and do squats with it >lay down and push against the wall with my feet while holding myself in place until my legs are (literally) shaking >sit in front of fan and pick up chairs one- handed >everyone in the room stood up and started clapping (jk)
Now, I'm shaking all over and my knuckles are stinging pretty badly. Is this normal for nofappites?
Ryan Powell
The only reasoning I can extract from this post is that the squatting position stimulates your prostate too much, faglord
Jordan Howard
>no gym membership or actual weights at home start lifting fag
Nicholas Wood
I am not gay in the slightest. When I was out and about today, well, it was hard to say the least
Ryan Reyes
Your case sounds pretty extreme. You need to get a gym membership
Charles Anderson
The point of nofap is to break porn addiction so you can leave your room and get laid for once, you autistic incel.
Benjamin Phillips
Just go outside man. You can't jerk off outside. Well you can so just chill on a busy street
Carter White
I guess I better loosen by belt a little so I can do the dick tucking trick to hide it
Jack Cox
nofap is a stupid ass meme. masturbation is only bad if you
>do it in excess >do it to porn
dude come on
Michael Hughes
you sound like you're a really shitty person to hang out with
Evan Taylor
That's some beast mode you went on lad, it must have been that edging when all that tension build up inside you.
Nice going but its not healthy, I'd recommend relapsing and then starting again but this time don't edge.
Benjamin Cook
Yeah man, 20 pull-ups, 40 sit-ups, 10kg squats and some shitty form curls - fucking BEASTMODE RIGHT THERE
Leo Watson
Hey man, show some respect, the guy did say
>>no gym membership or actual weights at home
so the man is probably not that fit, so its impressive whatever he did.
Ayden Sanders
No one cares about you struggling to not masturbate. See a therapist faggot
Landon Brooks
No it's fucking retarded what he did and it sounded like he had a major autism attack.
>no gym member ship >no weights >no clue about calisthenics >still browses Veeky Forums
Daniel Price
What does this have to do with fitness?
Jackson Anderson
>Be me >day 6 of noporn/fap >go to bed >usually never have vivid dreams >dream about suicide and dismemberment >wake up in middle of night >huh thats weird >day 7 >feeling a little better but lost sleep last night >go to sleep >dream about watching loved ones getting brutually killed Well guys thats enough for me. I enjoyed the little bit of energy it gave me at first but if every night is going to be horifficly violent and vivid dreams I will no longer continue this.
Jaxon Miller
I don't think nofap caused the dreams to be violent btw. Probably an underlying problem. The suicide one revealed something about myself though. I have straight up never had two nighmares in a row though.
Brody Bennett
you're breaking the jews hold on you. keep going
Leo Walker
Could be right. I never watch professional porn anyways says you can always see it has the mark of the jew.
Cooper Scott
The trick is going a week then having a release if you can't get laid then building the energy backup again. I don't believe there's any benefits from keeping it going any longer from my own experience.
Science might say different though. Dunno.
Brody Torres
Is there any point doing nofap if you know you can never get laid no matter what due to your 5/10 face?
Isaac Lewis
>tfw your gym doesn't have a ship that only members can use