Benefits of donating blood

>Prevents Hemochromatosis
>Anti-cancer Benefits
>Maintains Healthy Heart & Liver
>Aids Weight loss
>Stimulates Blood Cell Production
>Help someone else
>Will tell you if you have HIV or some shit

Why aren't you donating your blood Veeky Forums?

>get absolutely smashed off 4 beer

Fuck saving lives, donating blood is the ultimate low calorie drunk!

>needing a reason beyond the ethical one
Humanity is truly fucked

Which is exactly why it's pointless to donate blood for ethical reasons. Chances are it will be some fatass who went in diabetic shock while driving home from the Cheesecake Factory who will take 8 pints to save ending up with your blood.

or some kid that got hit by a car and lost a ton of blood

if it's a black kid I wouldn't care.

Enjoy your collapsed veins and heightened risk for hiv and other bloodborn pathogens.

What if the kid is fat?

literally the opposite of this

They have black blood dummy, they can't use human blood.

Tell me how receiving needless blood system intrusions puts one at a lower risk than an abstainer?

LOL /pol/!!!

>tfw can't into the golden rule
Sad

you won't dumb fuck

This is a bad kinda feel user

I had a leukemia scare when I was young and sickly, it was only a prognosis and I never got extensively tested, but the chance isn't worth the risk.

I'm banned from giving blood from a disease I most definitely don't have but on the minuscule chance I'm in deep remission and I DO have it...

I just wanna help people man, I got b+ too

>drinking beer
lol do you even want to make it?

>implying I haven't made it already

Gotta let go and have some fun once in a while. I have never been fat and I don't give a shit about getting some extra calories once in a blue moon. Life isn't all gym and fitness for me, and camping isn't much fun when there's no booze involved.

I did this friday. Going to the gym after that was not a good idea however

Lol I'm AB+ who tf am I gonna help?

Leeches are the truly redpilled method of blood letting

It takes toxins out of you through your lymph fluid, and it's legal for people who are from the long list of "mad cow disease" countries who can't donate blood (such as myself). Plus, leeches saliva is antibacterial.

>Prevents Haemochromatosis
Nigga, You're born with haemochromatosis. You treat it with donating

Blood bank employee here, ama

Do leeches suck dick

Optimist blood types can universally donate plasma