His height starts with 5

>His lifts start with 1
Lanklets... When will they learn?

>implying I don't DL 3 times my body weight.
Get lost, manlet.

Then I'd watch anime and go to sleep, I guess. I have sort of removed the whole happiness thing from my life, I just forgot what it was all about for me.

>tfw 5' 15"

It's only September spooky skeleton.

>his number of penises starts with 5

>tfw 500cm

>with 5
hehe, it actually starts with 4, jokes on you, hehe..he..h..

youtube.com/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI

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This lmao

>5555
Didn't watch video but excellent digits.

Brutal

im 5'11.. im 18 though, ill grow more r-right?

Nah, you stop growing around 16.

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He's lying, you stop growing when your plates fuse. So if your plates have fused, you're not going to grow, but if they haven't you could still grow a little.

FUCK YOU GOD DAMNIT, IM NOT A MANLET, IM 5'11.5 YOU DUMB FUCKING ROASTIE

>tfw 5'11
>lie to girls that im 6'1
>never been called out
>7.5 wiener
>say its over 8
>never been called out
>girl brags to friends about it, and they even asked me about it to confirm
people are bad at judging shit, more at 11

Girls don't call you because they're afraid you might attack you
Napoleon complex and all that
Shorties are known to be extremely sensitive about their heights

being 5'11 never stopped me from anything
its almost as if the height shit is just a Veeky Forums meme

I-I'm 5'11.5", okay?!

>her weight is more than 2 digits

Triggered the Roastie LOL!!!

Haha sure
You can never truly know what you don't have, bro

If you just bothered to put in the effort and didn't give up at 5'11, you'd know a totally different world

>implying you can fight

Get lost lanket

I actually stopped growing around 12, I'm the same fucking height. (22 now)

>height starts with 5
>dick length starts with 5
>weight starts with 2

should i just kill myself

The first girl is ThatWasEpic's gf

>her height starts with 6

You can work on your weight

Cunts don't know the difference between 5'10 and 6'2". Lie to them. Use them. Dump them in the ditch.

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>being 5'11 never stopped me from anything
>its almost as if the height shit is just a Veeky Forums meme

So to be real: it's not a meme but it's exaggerated. Girls like taller men but you really just have to be like 5' 10 for them to think you're tall. And most girls will accept a 5'8 man. Lower than 5'8 you better be rich and lower than 5'4 you might as well kill yourself.

I'm 5 meters tall.

C O P E

until an actual 5'10 guy is standing by a 6'2 lad. then the 5'10 lad will look like he's self conscious about his height

6'2" here

I actually tell girls i'm 5'11" to mess with nearby manlets

Get the weight down and odds are the dick length will go up too. Obviously nothing you can do about height but don't let that stop you from making it brah.

>being an amerifat

yeah that must be bad

i went from 5'10 to 6'1 after 18 and it changed nothing

Is 4 better ?

This is true. Some dumb roastie called my 5'9 friend "so tall". As long as you're taller than whatever girl you're talking to, they'll see you as tall. Also, girls who are slightly taller than average, like 5'7 or 5'8, are attracted to guys the same height for whatever reason.

C O P E
B O I

Notice how they're all insecure roasties with daddy issues? They're the female equivalent of some /r9k/ beta complaining about a girl not being a virgin.

>Notice how they're all insecure roasties with daddy issues?
that's a huge assumption, dicklet.
maybe they just think short guys are gross like any normal female.

keep coping

I'm not even a manlet. I just think that manlet meme is retarded. I'm 6'2 and a 5'10 guy isn't that much shorter than me. 4 inches is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

nigger you must be drunk

twitter is filled with niggers because they know they are the least desireable race even amongst black guys so they will just virtue signal their high standards to cope with the fact that no one is actually interested in them.
if this wasnt enough at least 80% of them are literally obese

no u

whatever helps you sleep, little man

Just say you're 6 ft. The military does this shit when they measure your height to see what weight you should be set to.
Plus with shoes you really are like 6ft/6ft1