What does it take to be "80's hot"?

>implying Scandinavia isn't cucked

apply modern fashion and libshit quirks

youtu.be/Zd87x5IPmW4

>80s hot
Yea literally no such thing that decade was dogshit

Could you tell us some tales, oldfag?

this right here is what i want. where to find grill like these today?

The absolute GOAT era for female aesthetics

Weird boobs and no ass. I would be ok with it.

As a man? Be a rockstar or as close as you can to one. Skinny and flamboyant and "tough".
As a woman? Be a woman. Same as any other decade.

Just imagine every hot girl you know doing enough coke to make her unhot and enough hair to suffocate you with
Voila
1980-1989 in one sentence you're welcome

Retirement communities and cafes around shopping centres.

probably being in the 80's would be a good start

Never wear a bra, stay skinnyfat

sounds awesome

"Hot" women from the 80s have always looked to me like average women with big hair.

I think standards were lower before the Internet because it was harder to discover people.

In 1985 if you wanted a to find a hot chick you had to walk around a beach or something and pick somebody out of the top 1% of the few hundred people there. Today you can go to Instagram and pick somebody out of the top 1% of hundreds of millions.

Coke is great, that decade sounds fun. Its almost stressful doing coke at parties now because everyone has phones and shit, don't want to lose a job opportunity because somebody has a picture of me with a straw up my nose.

yeah, but don't you miss that 80's style?
youtu.be/iH8au4ckD0Y

Nothing against coke. Just saying it was a too much of a good thing kinda decade
Like h now

>Like h now
I'm not sure your experience of the 80's was a typical one. It just sounds like you're a druggie and you hang out with other druggies. I don't know anyone who does heroin. Everyone I know is an alcoholic or a pothead or married with kids. No dope fiends, though.

Laughed so hard I shit myself.

Has more to do with Photoshop, make up and selfie game significantly higher.

I remember how women wore make up even 15 years ago. You could only but crap even in expensive stores.

hot 80s women still love CHad.

those dudes int hecommercials are pretty good looking

Did women ever not love chad? Why point this out?

So why does the virgin walk get promoted so much as being desirable? Lemme guess, pure co-incidence.

OK, granpa

>80s hot

take a look at the old barbie bimbo look

...

ahh, women before the thicc meme

not even a /pol/tard, but rap and ""urban"" culture ruined things. white suburban kids listening to rap, smoking blunts, "tryna, finna, naw sayin, etc"

inb4 grampa

cool video

Sure except in real life its kind of hard to bullshit abs and muscles compared to the internet where you just run filters and Photoshop.

Cocaine.

Big hair, big hips, high waisted bikini, and most importantly white.

fun fact: there was less cocaine in America in the 80s than there was in the 70s

Because they snorted it all.

Fuck yeah, high waist or GTFO

listen to vaporwave 3 x 1 hour every day

Girls didn't eat as much back then, and they had different hair and clothes. Thats literally it.

Big hair with average body fat and zero muscle.

or if you are a man
aesthetic hair
muscles
not a shit face

all of these help if you're white.

Be healthy

blonde hair, bad forward head posture, flat ass, big tits, twig body

>that thigh gap and vulva
Muh dickkkk

>wears the swimsuit on the wrong side
haha, what a dumb bitch

>implying only scandinavia has 80% whites baka

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thanks for the motivation, awesome video