Walk into the gym

>Walk into the gym
>See this
>wat do???

I dont go to the gym.

Lift

Smile

Do what I normally do.

Try to look at the eye candy while not being too obnoxious about it and just do my normal routine.

trips
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>mfw

>wat do???
I GET SPRUNG, what else?

Report her to the gym staff as she is clearly violating the dress code

So you're either a gril, or you're gay?
>captcha: DAMIT CLARK

>muh dick

>not a weeaboo with repressed sexual fantasy with some random chick
>must be gay

i'd stare at her using a three way mirror bounce while squatting and then fap to the mental image when i get home

Running tackle her

You're a faggot for being a nark and ruining all the view for all the straights.

Tablecloth the mat out from underneath her, she will be so impressed that she will be my wife.

Take a quick peak and then continue my workout
Horrible squat form

*Unzips dicks*

>Read These Nikes by Geto Boys

I detest fake boobs. Surely and certainly.

I'd beg her to do a plank on top of me so her swinging tits are right in my face

those legs, jesus christ

>glance
>get a test boost
>continue with workout

unironically this

>JUST

>brainlet knows only about front squat and back squat

>close my eyes
>take a deep breath
>whisper to myself
>grow, grow, grow

Warn her that a manlet could bang his head on those when he tries walking under her

I'd probably say something like "deal or no deal". i would love to kiss her

Fucking kek bro

Kek.

Stare for a few seconds. If caught, flash smile. Then do workout and leave.
This is the human male response to unexpected boobs in the gym. Even the bugmen know that.

>INSTA ROCK HARD.

Ignore her as she will never show nipples.
Carver a shit.

>not loving the tease

Vomit. She looks izguzting

>close my eyes
>take a deep breath
>whisper to myself
>don't grow, don't grow, don't grow

Spot her from below the chest for maximum safety

Using my tongue

Based

By the look of her body I will never see her in a gym