>Walk into the gym
>See this
>wat do???
Walk into the gym
I dont go to the gym.
Lift
Smile
Do what I normally do.
Try to look at the eye candy while not being too obnoxious about it and just do my normal routine.
trips
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>mfw
>wat do???
I GET SPRUNG, what else?
Report her to the gym staff as she is clearly violating the dress code
So you're either a gril, or you're gay?
>captcha: DAMIT CLARK
>muh dick
>not a weeaboo with repressed sexual fantasy with some random chick
>must be gay
i'd stare at her using a three way mirror bounce while squatting and then fap to the mental image when i get home
Running tackle her
You're a faggot for being a nark and ruining all the view for all the straights.
Tablecloth the mat out from underneath her, she will be so impressed that she will be my wife.
Take a quick peak and then continue my workout
Horrible squat form
*Unzips dicks*
>Read These Nikes by Geto Boys
I detest fake boobs. Surely and certainly.
I'd beg her to do a plank on top of me so her swinging tits are right in my face
those legs, jesus christ
>glance
>get a test boost
>continue with workout
unironically this
>JUST
>brainlet knows only about front squat and back squat
>close my eyes
>take a deep breath
>whisper to myself
>grow, grow, grow
Warn her that a manlet could bang his head on those when he tries walking under her
I'd probably say something like "deal or no deal". i would love to kiss her
Fucking kek bro
Kek.
Stare for a few seconds. If caught, flash smile. Then do workout and leave.
This is the human male response to unexpected boobs in the gym. Even the bugmen know that.
>INSTA ROCK HARD.
Ignore her as she will never show nipples.
Carver a shit.
>not loving the tease
Vomit. She looks izguzting
>close my eyes
>take a deep breath
>whisper to myself
>don't grow, don't grow, don't grow
Spot her from below the chest for maximum safety
Using my tongue
Based
By the look of her body I will never see her in a gym