Turkesterone

Veeky Forums i've stumbled upon some weird shit while researching supplements
Turkesterone is appearantly insect hormone supposed to work for muscle gain in humans
ebay.com/itm/500mg-x-100caps-TURKESTERONE-40-HPLC-EXTRACT-MUSCLE-GAIN-/162397793686
examine.com/supplements/ecdysteroids/
anyone know more about this? does this work? is it safe?

>unironically taking turkey hormones

>unironically taking turkish hormones

no/probably not/probably not

i mean it's 15$ what have ya got to lose (except 15$)

bump

>increased protein synthesis
>evidence of muscle/weight gain
>doesn't raise testosterone (and therefore doesn't mess with natural production)
>Has been shown to be as potent as ?nerobol?
>lowers blood sugar and decreases cholesterol

Nigger I'm so tempted to buy this shit

it seems really fucking legit yet there's something telling me it's really shady because only thai supplement shops sell it and those are shady as fuck

>looks up on amazon
>reads reviews
user I getting tempted to try this

I just finished an 8 week cycle of insect hormones, ask me anything

rate my gains, pic related, me 4 weeks out from competition

How many times your bodyweight can you now lift?

Test boosters do work to SOME extent the way creatine preworkout mixes work. If you're not going to do no fap then you might as well grab one. Good luck not having wet dreams if you do a test booster + nofap

its all about the mass density under the exoskeleton my mans

Is this a synthetic hormone derivative obtained by ground turkroaches?

>shoo shoo Thai marketers

Turks have no perks

It's an ecdysterone. They were the new magic pill back in the early to mid 2000's. I and a lot of others used them and yet I never met a person that got any results from them.

Just look at the results from the studies on them.

OP won't listen to me though because he's another newgym looking for the magic pill. Persistence and consistency in diet and lifting are the magic pill bro.

They do actually work.

currently best prices since the ukrainians got busted, fite me

>roach hormone
>it's called turkesterone
of fucking course

wat

someone i know took this and he said it was alright but its not crazy good or anything.

lmao at all you gymcels thinking muscles will change your life. Everybody knows it's all about EXOSKELETON, MANDIBLE SHAPE, and OMMATIDIUM COUNT

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Lookin good dude

might as well settle for super male vitality if you care for this shit

all i needed to know, buying them now

Lol
remove roaches

What do you expect OP

>TURKesterone
> from insects
It's made of roaches

Looks really good, I'll buy some from Amazon.

> In vivo studies have noted increased anabolism in a wide variety of animals, such as rats and mice,[45][53][54] pigs[55] and quail.[56] The effects on improving strength seem to be independent of activity, as assessed by forced swim time in rats improving without consistent training.[48] Some past studies (prior 2000) suggest it may increase protein synthesis in humans as well.[57] Performance enhancements have also been noted with rats.[58]

In sheep, an oral dose of 0.02mcg/kg ecdysteroids per day was able to increase body growth rate and wool production[15] and was more evident with a poorer nutrient intake. A similarily small dose of 0.4mg/kg bodyweight was able to increase nitrogen retention and preserve lean mass (to 112-116% of control) when food intake was decreased by 11-17% in swine.[55]

sounds promising

Has anyone ran this yet? Seeing the thread it sounds kinda tempting

>The effects on improving strength seem to be independent of activity
Wait, I sit on my ass, take this, and still grow in strength? I'll take 2.

shit i might run this idk fuck it

what about laxogenin? "plant steroid"???? what the fuck is this

How much wingspan mass did you gain?
Did you develop black bristle-like hair on your legs?

works but faaaaaar less than you would think. nice to add if you have the money to spare, not the natty holy grail some shills make it out to be. basically to pretein synthesis what creatine is to minor strength gains, if ever.

*protein

What's you pincer grip now? Any proboscis growth?

I bought it, if people are interested I might make a thread after I run it for a while, you never know, maybe it'll activate my giga nigga genes.

do it man

Don't.

I had good gains during the first 3 weeks. Then I decided to up the dose. Blacked out doing heavy deads and woke up in my room. The place had a prayer mat and was covered in Erdogan posters.

I had texted my ex-gf like 20 times about how it was some guy named Gulen who had made use break up and how I was gonna drive to PA to kill him.

And your life when it poisons you or fucks your endocrine system.

That's a loser mindset right there. When the nuclear holocaust happens and I survive because I am enhanced with roach roids, we'll see who'll be laughing.

From the one study on lean mass:
>One of four study groups consumed 200mg suma root (60mg ecdysterone) daily for 8 weeks; conducted in resistance trained males with an average age of 20 years.
>60mg ecdysterone
That's awfully low considering the rest of the article which states a 5mg/kg dosage for the protein synthesis increase and the header itself that advocates 200mg/day. I assume the 5mg/kg figure is not body surface area converted, because if you apply the 6.25 rat/human factor, you get
>80kg * 5mg/kg / 6.25 = 400mg / 625 = 65mg
I already bought my bottle so fuck it, I will report back in a month from Ankara on my gains.