Will getting Veeky Forums help me get a tomboy gf?

Will getting Veeky Forums help me get a tomboy gf?

I was thinking of beginning with some endurance training and lifting, then join a martial arts club. I don't know if that is the way to meet tomboys though.

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short answer, yes
long answer, not in the west. tomboys like in pic related are more or less limited to asia/slavic europe so your chances are slim outside of those countries. not to say you shouldn't try, because if you were to find a tomboy in the US or elsewhere, a martial arts club would be your best bet

I'd say he's more likely to find a qt tomboy at a Crossfit gym. Martial arts places are more likely to have angsty dykes with trust issues.

The obvious downside is you'll have to attend a Crossfit. I would try my luck with the dykes.

brehs i'm in the process of getting a tomboy gf
she's bi so it might be hard though
help a Veeky Forumsizen out

Be a hard ass, but show a bit of vulnerability at times.

that's a misconception about bi girls
when girls say they're bi its because they don't have a preference of sexes, not that they want both
bi girls are nice because you can bee yourself really, they'll like you for both your masculinity and any beta femininity in you

t. bi gf

post pic

can't
don't have any and kinda want her to stay anonyomous ( lets call her carol)
basically one of my lifting buddies introduced me to carol and cringy turbo virgin beta stuff i felt made me think i kinda like her
she laughed at my shitty jokes and maybe liked my very energetic and animated personality
I think it's impossible for me to be a hard ass after how i was acting in front of my friends with her

Then just roll with it lad. If she already likes you, then you have plenty of time to show her every aspect of your personality.

yeah but idk if she likes me
she gave me a fake name as a joke when we first talked so it's hard to tell
plus i'm still a skeleton

>she's bi

So basically she made out with a girl once in highschool because it was some dumb dare or she was drinking?

who cares if you don't know if she likes you
that's what dating is for -- to get her to like you

huh
i guess your right
my friend told me she's bi leaning towards girls so i assume she had a gf maybe but i'll still try

I knew "self proclaimed bi" people who were just doing that shit for attention in HS. Looking back I feel kinda stupid when I overthought it. Dunno your case though

Can confirm. My gf is also bi.

me neither
got her number though so i'm guessing she isn't disgusted by me

>mfw kissless virgins only associate the good qualities of guys with tomboys

as a bi girl what do you like to do
trying to figure out how to get catch this fish. i have a wingman but thats about it

Steam roll ahead, if shit doesn't work out you're no better than where you are now.

i was thinking 2 weeks but my gymbro says it'll be a month maybe

2 weeks is agressive and may come off as looking desperate. Play it slow and just drop subtle lines like going and grabbing a bite/drink or some shit casually.

they're still girls make no mistake dude, it's not as if bi girls are a completely different species to straight ones
think of a fun, interesting, low-stress, simple activity that you could take her to as a first date. you know her better than I do

k
this turbo virgin is going for an 8-9/10

t. kv
girls don't like it if you wait too long, once a week is bare minimum contact for a girl you want to get close to, and much more regularly once you become close. the best thing you can do is act - spontaneity (but not complete random unpredictability) is attractive. that said, the more you can surprise her, the better

I don't know how you lads hold on to hope. I've all but given up on the tomboy dream. Feels like chasing unicorns.

I meant he should casually be dropping lines over the course of a month ramping it up each time. Going 2 weeks, depending on how often you're in contact can blow up in your face.

Plenty of them in Asia, like said.

>it's not as if bi girls are a completely different species to straight ones
uh...

Good luck, bucko.

They're right, though. Bi girls just have broader tastes.

Fucking this. I Grew up with the tumblr generation so I've had the pleasure of experiencing this shir first hand. Every fucking one of them wants to be special, just without the effort.

>I don't think girls are sexually repulsive, tee he! I must be bi.
>I think JLaw is kind of cute, I guess that means I'm probably bi!
>I made out with another girl during a camping trip while I was high. Guys I'd be totoally lez if it weren't for my bf! So I guess I'm bi!

They tried to spread that disease ridden shit to me several times. I used to do shot put, I'd spend all day at track and field events missing class, watching everyone do their shit after I finished my events. The amount of times these tumblr tards would accuse me of being Bi was retarded.

>user why are you watching the men's 100 dash?
>because there's not much else to do. Besides we could win it
>oh user! If your gay you could tell me! I won't tell anyone else!
>no, I'm quite literally not gay. I have no feelings for guys.
>well your just bi then, because if you weren't you wouldn't be watching the MALE 100 dash.

And the thing that would infuriate me the most is that they would complain why all the guys in the school were all super "no homo" and shit. Because, apperantly, watching fucking track makes you gay, unless you deny it like your closeted. Fuck these people.

Also best way to get a tomboy qt3.14 gf is through track and field, particularly the short distance runners and shot putters.
Runners tend to have a more feminine side, but still talk shit like a man and act more like one.

Shot putters tend to have a more masculine side and generally are built more tough. At least that's my experience.

Why are you watching people do cardio?

Better then going back to class. I also knew some of the guys running, so it was always interesting to see if they would win.

>you will never join a martial arts club and find a cute skinny tomboy girl to train with and give eachother massages

FUCKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK

leme massage your traps bro
it's not gay

leme check your glutes too

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> ywn have a childhood friend who was a girl and become more than friends throughout high school and be destined to be together forever because of the bonds you formed from adolescents and helping each other through problems all the way

go to punk rock concerts breh. If youre at college look at art type clubs

dont even go down this road user, youll start realizing a lot of things about anime will never be true for you and would never happen in this day and age. This shit is designed to pluck at the ol' heartstrings, so just sit back and let it

Meh I still have college to be a free spirit I guess
> missed out on a lot in high school

yeah i hope you know what college girls are like before you get your hopes up

I'm not trying to go after thots though
As my previous post implies I'm a bit of s romantic

>cumlets

Not everyone can open bottles of elmers glue all ove people

BEGONE THOT

[spoiler] theyre all thots. and the ones who arent thots are the biggest thots [/spoiler]. good luck out there

K I'll try

Fuck women, my high school sweet heart cheated on me. We had been dating for 8 years, fucking women just love to ruin you.

the saddest thing is they cant even help it, they act on caprice and emotion so if something comes along and changes their mind they do a full 180 without skipping a beat. Imagine living like that.. shits scary it must be hell desu

>inb4 some white knight lectures me about how women are equally good at everything as men

Pic related is my tomboy-fu

99% of girls in college are thotts. here's a tip, look at their "friends".

Lots of thotty girl friends = thott
mostly guy friends? = thott
completely anti social? = 50/50 thott / ugly

I just want a macho ojou.

Veeky Forums, I feel like Im either overthinking or actually fucked. I met a qt tomboy at a party, and ended up getting her sc and asking her out. We're supposed to go out tomorrow, but i saw her out tonight. I tried to say hi, but she didn't even recognize me and i left like an autist. Am I retarded for thinking shes not into me at all? Or am I panicking over nothing?

Won't know until you agree on a time and place for a date via whatever means you seem to have to communicate. If she's avoiding you in public already, it's one of two things: she doesn't like you and is actively doing this, or she was drunk and literally doesn't know who you are and it's passive.

Either way, you won't win anybody's heart if you don't project confidence in yourself, buddy.

I wanna smell that bike seat after she races

Thanks senpai, I needed to hear that. I think so far I've been pretty confident. We started talking after she saw me get hit in the face with a backpack and laughed. We only talked for a few min before i had to go, and I asked her out later that night. She seemed pretty eager to hang out so i think its good and it was just a weird interaction.

Nice taste there user.

>tfw no tomboy gf to bully me

Just kill me please

I've always thought the idea of tomboys were cuter than any actual tomboys I've ever actually met. I guess I just like cute girly-girls

Not the other user but that's why I just want to be the guy that can cause the 180. As long as I have my waifu, I wouldn't give a second thought for these thots.

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Could it be said, if masculinity and femininity were two extreme ends of a spectrum, that a significant portion of men prefer women on the slightly more masculine side, like a tomboy?

These days, lifting isn't consider a masculine interest for a girl but it is more so than shoes and make up, so we don't want someone who's completely fragile, or is it just guys want a girl who is interested in what they are interested in? /k/ wants a girl who likes guns, Veeky Forums wants a little mechanic/racer qt etc.

it's not as simple as that, female sexuality is fucked

washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/the-sexist/blog/13117581/does-bonobo-porn-turn-you-on-ladie

Lucky fucker

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can confirm. all bi girls love using strapons and playing dress up with me.

Anything sexual turns women on.
Anything scary turns women on
Anything that angers them turns women on

Dykes and cucks who're into lesbians have been steering this into WOMEN ARE ALL 100% BISEXUAL(except for the dykes) for decades now.
The actual bisexuals are dykes who want to occasionall scratch their itch for dick, dykes who miss being seen as an acutal woman, thirsty loser cunts, brainwashed or just skeevy whores with a low barrier of entry into their panties.

i just want a gf that doesn't have a disgusting skinnyfat body