Beach party

I only shave when I'm getting laid.

Guess who has a tropical rain forest.

>all natural bb
is the proper response
then you pick up your pick, run to the water, and jump in with her
this will work unless you are an unatheletic sperg loser

Get buzzer, set length to quarter or half inch. No itch.

Also, not fitness related, reported.

>shaving anything but your face
>ever

psh

Never shaved my nether region. Been with 6 girls. Never had a complaint.

And since we're on the topic of Asians, I went to several hot springs in Japan. Not one man shaves.

Also, found a specific hot spring in Oita that had a peek hole to the women's section. Asian girls don't shave either.

>>"gee, you sure do have a lot of pubes user!"
>what did she mean by this
it's self evident, you meme-spouting retard

Nigger you better greentext this

>Also, found a specific hot spring in Oita that had a peek hole to the women's section. Asian girls don't shave either.

Ill take things that never happened in reddit format for 200

They don't shave because they have no hair whatsoever save a small patch right about their genitals.

If a hairy man like me doesn't shave it's disgusting, and unless you're Asian you should too

>hotspring peep hole
just like my Burmese lithographs

They shave, just nothing close to US/Europeans. You can tell if you spend some time at a beach by what girls wear, that they ain't letting their bikini area show.

I don't shave any part of my body except my armpits. I love the feeling of smooth, clean armpits.

I trim my beard and my pubes occasionally, but I never shave them.

How about an address and a fucking diagram of the onsen and how to find the hole?

Yufuin Country Road Youth Hostel
441-29 Yufuincho Kawakami, Yufu, Oita Prefecture 879-5102, Japan

Look where the boards on the wall end and where the concrete starts. Hidden beneath, there's a tiny hole that you have to look for to find. I've made it a bit larger with a multitool I brought in when no one was around. The owner would never find it, as he doesn't clean the place that deep.

t. worked at the place for 3 weeks

Yufuin is a nice town. I recommend going.

Excuse me but what the fuck are you talking about.

>inb4 some whiteknight mails this to the place.

based user. I may never go there but I appreciate that you took the time to produce this.

Did you just make this you fucking madman

>Burmese lithographs

very original, here's a (you)

gross dude

Best time to go would be between 7PM and 11PM.

7PM is when the nightly event ends and dinner is over, so people go to the baths. Between 10PM and 11PM is usually when the young women bathe, since they prefer privacy. Japanese men tend to bathe between 8PM and 9PM, so I usually went after 9PM and waited until I was the only guy there.

so where's that hole user

just trim it dont shave it all off or you get that itchy and scratchy show shit

me personally my legs are hairy so if I shaved all my pubes off it'd look goofy anyways, a clean trim is all you need

Looks like the second or 3rd board from the rock on the right.

>not having the biggest bush in the locker room

It's like you guys don't even want to make it...

this thing?

What parts are you supposed to shave and not shave? Been considering trying to at least trim myself a bit since I'm a hairy fuck.

Shave:
Face
balls
Ass in the summer

Trim:
other pubes
underarms

ITT: Things that never happened

Get an electric trimmer, put a 1/4 inch guard on it, then use it on pubes. Shave under shaft and balls. Makes your cock look huge boi.

Shave:
Nothing

Trim:
Pubes
Underarms
Beard

Why would you shave your ass in the summer? Pubic hair on your ass ventilates and prevents that nasty sweat from gluing your cheeks together

Depends where you live, some places pubes in your ass will just speed up the quickness of swampass

Right under the boards here. You have to have your eye level almost at water level to look through it.

>electric trimmer

nigga what the fuck are you talking about, just use some shaving cream and a normal razor lmao

>beach party
>bonfire, alcohol, music, good shit
>"hey lets go skinny dipping!"
>strip
>"Gee, who are you shaving down there for, user? I thought you didn't have a girlfriend."

He's saying for trimming, having it 1/4th inch guard on an electric razor will do the job quickly and easy

>says no one where

Alternatively, "heh, well I get around a bit"

And he's saying just shave that shit off. It's not that hard to avoid cutting yourself with a razor if you know what you're doing.

this is Veeky Forums you're talking about here friend. Some one will lose a testicle from a freak ball shaving session.

>clean shaving

I really hope no one falls for this meme. Unless you're shooting porn, no one will care that badly.

>he thinks girls will suck on your balls if they're all hairy and shit

nigga cmon...

That shit hurts my balls, not a sharp pain but pain not the less.

>shave balls
>trip pubs on lower pelvis

never stopped a girl I know of

m.bedbathandbeyond.com/m/product/silk-39-n-reg-flash-and-go-express-hair-removal-device/1045396779

Has anyone ever used one of these home flash things? I have pale skin and dark hair all over my back, ass and pubes (balls, pelvis, penis), so it should work for me, right?

yeah cause you had em shaved but if you just trim your nutsack hair no hoe's gonna suck on it

>using laser on your dick

enjoy burning yourself

>Been with 6 girls. Never had a complaint.

It's just like my japanese animes!

>2017
>Not at least trimming and grooming yourself

Fucking child. Nobody likes a bush or a hairy back or a hairy chest. If you dont want to traim because you think its gay, fine, but trimming your body leaves you more aesthetic because your muscle are hidden in dense jungle.

Notice how im saying trim not shave. Buy a trimming and grow up.

Absolutely degenerate and you should be absolved from making gains ever again.

The Lord Jesus Christ is will not be pleased

>Japan
>He thinks the country with the lowest test needs to shave

>mfw I shave my armpits, ass, dick and balls
>mfw I wax my chest and abs 2 times a month
no homo tho

the harder you try the faker you seem

sounds like a u2 album

They don't shave because culturally that brands you as a prostitute, your family will pretty much disown you if you shave your pubes.

Dude. You don't manscape? We're all doing it these days. She probably hasn't seen a natty bush before.

>Shaving your pubes isn't healthy for you though
T.Pubic Lice

6 girls? You're still a teenager right?

This. I touch up regularly. Its disgusting if you don't and are hairy, desu.

Went to Greece last week and had trimmed my body hair both for aesthetics and so i could actually tan. And some awkward as fuck guy I knew had what looked like thick black pubes all over his legs, it looked fucking disgusting.

Maybe he isn't a whore like you. ;)

She meant that she was looking at your dick, user.

I pluck all the pubes on my dick shaft and balls. Trim the rest back with scissors.

No itch when they come back because the plucked hair doesn't grow out with square/sharp ends.

>plucking shafts hairs
Are you into S&M?

Get those tips from cosmo? you meterosexual twink fuck, going to tell him to put on eyeliner too? Men are hairy, women and little boys are not.

...

Listen nigga, do you fucking expect you can get away without telling us the hot spring spa's name? Now that you mentioned it, you have to tell us which one in Oita it is.

read the fucking thread