You wake up in this body

You wake up in this body.

>How do you fix this?

What's your routine? What's your diet look like?

SS + GOMAD

Holy fuck you can literally see where she had the fat sucked out of her stomach. This should be a psa to not rely on plastic surgery

I'd take anavar and get huge ass and quads and core to fill the skin

you would still fuck her you virgin

That's the body that Cocaine and plastic surgery built.

SS+abs work and eat big cmon

Where?

shit thats Tara Reid???

she has no muscle mass, which is why she looks gross

Yup thats her

Never said I wouldn't I enjoy banging ugly chicks

jesus christ she's horrendous

You dont? You accept that you are an old whore and stop wearing bikinis to the fucking beach. Save for a miracle anti aging gun, nothing will save you.

The only women who look good at 40+ have god tier genetics and/or aren't white.

>hands of a 65 year old man

Oh my...

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or you stay out of the sun and wear a shit ton of sunscreen

>tara reid looks like this
fucking disgusting

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Daily reminder to wear a moisturizer/sunscreen every single day, no exceptions.

With hands like those she must be crushing it at the rock wall

Squat in the curl rack xFailure masturbate in between sets make every step count

Goddamn her and Lindsay Lohan aged horrendously thanks to all the partying and plastic. Makes me wonder how these insta thots will be in 10+ years time

Paris Hilton still looks good though

man, i spilled a lot of seed to her in american pie

but she's all fake

She bathes in the semen of a thousand chads and jamals though.
No, seriously.
Semen is shown to do amazing things for women's skin and she gets a steady supply from harems.
Ever seen those oil princesses from saudi arabia they squeeze dudes dry in multiple day orgies.

This happens when you try to lose weight with bulimia to fix this body you need a high protein diet and a full body routine everyday during at least 6 months

never seen her with a Jamal, does that make her our girl?

I Think Lil Wayne, 50 Cent and P Diddy all got some so nope

Stiffler's mom keeps getting better though.

unironically this

even better