Why does a pizza exist?

Why does a pizza exist?
IT DOESN'T FIT INTO ANY MACROS

>shoo shoo cravings go away

>having cravings
Don't worry, they go away once you become like the rest of us and lose yourself in a hopeless haze of self pity. I don't even want pizza anymore dude. My life is so sad, it's just the fucking gym that pizza doesn't make my cock stiff like it used to

Make it yourself then faggot. Thin base, shitload of mushrooms / vegies / lean mean, not too much cheese.

Bam, tastes way better than most chain crap and better for you.

>making food
WHAT ARE YOU A GIRL?

>caring this much about your diet
I just eat chicken+rice monday to friday, then whatever I want during weekends

Suck my pole

>shoo shoo gay meme

You fucking faggot, starve yourself

>IT DOESN'T FIT INTO ANY MACROS

I though milk was good for you? cheese is made out of milk

I though tomato is healthy? the sauce is literally tomato, also veg toppings

I thought meat was good for you? peperoni

I really don't see why pizza is not label as a Veeky Forums super meal

nope
how about the 2lbs of oil and flour you left out?

What is a pizza? Nothing but a miserable little pile of simple carbs. But enough talk!

Imagine a night where you can eat anything without absorbing it...
pizza hut and red wine...

...

John?

Remember fellow leaf-lads, Thursday's $10 deal pizza is a Large Supreme. Be sure to make room in MFP for your weekly pepperoni and hot beef injection

it's no wonder why Italians have no tough guys...

their literal tough guy is a greasy guy with guns

bunch of fat cheeked people

>Mfw that Italian guy is me.

Make your own and just drop a bunch of chicken on there

what can you put on a pizza to make it good for you?

Who said you have to eat the whole pizza?

a pizza is only 2400-2600 calories.

cheese, tomato, oil, bread... it's carbs, protein and fats. you can eat a whole pizza, an extra snack and still be under your TDEE.

weed

lol I'm bulking and eat whatever the fuck I want and can still see my abs suck shit fatty

Just sprinkle some protein powder on every slice

>I though milk was good for you?

no

>I thought meat was good for you?

no

CHAD is eating PIZZA while you try to STOP your CRAVINGS

Found the Vegan

>cook cutting food for lunch
>lean chicken and veg stir fry
>remember i'm bulking
>order family meat lovers pizza later
>still easily hit macros

LMAO HE EATS THINGS THAT COME OUT OF THE GROUND

>missing dem sweet protein gains

enjoy getting all your gains stolen

>Imagine a night where you can eat anything without absorbing it...
It's called purging.

Feels bad man.

Thin base
Chicken
Broccoli
Sugar-free tomato sauce
Some low fat cheese

Much better than most chain pizza shit

>Broccoli
Why not a vegetable that actually goes on pizza

You obviously cook them, you don't want your worms to give you worms.

homemade pizza is the shit.

make your own crust and sauce, load that bad boy up with toppings.

>not making your food yourself
What are you ? A kid that will never achieve anything because you're used to have everything instantly ? The only way to have a proper diet is to cook yourself

CHAD is eating pizza every day and still is ripped as fuck with low bf%

But, my TDEE is 1750 :(.

2 scoops

A lid.

This sounds like me at the moment, I'm not particularly enjoying food and am just trying to eat healthily to rebuild muscle. The cravings for food have gone as well. Welcome to the void

Make the base out of quinoa, rice, chicken, or cauliflower (there's plenty of recipes for each of these) and then add preferred toppings.

Top it with chicken
Tons of tomato sauce so its not
Egg white all fucking over
??????
Gainz

HAVE AT YOU

Is that a Domino's supreme pizza?

>lifting weights
>what are you a meathead?
that is exactly what you sound like faggot

just make fathead (keto) pizza

I haven't eaten pizza in almost a year simply because there's no good pizza where I live, and it's far too much effort to make and count out the macros on a home-made pie.
Domino's doesn't even deliver out here, it's rough as someone who used to eat a pizza every week.

You could use portobello mushroom caps instead of bread and make personal pizzas

Thin crust extra meat. What's the problem?

I make my own pizza and put protein powder in the base

>pizza is bad for y-

I don't understand. You won't make pizza because you can't easily count the macros, but you'll get deliveries?

Good pizza is really easy to make. Literally all you need to do is make the dough (use a popular online recipe) and let it rise for however long, usually around 24 hours. Then it's literally just flattening it, topping it and sticking it in an oven.

what the fuck