Nofap is literally dumb as shit

nofap is literally dumb as shit.

>used to have a 90+ day nofap streak
>got a girlfriend
>got ready to fuck for the first time in 3 years
>first time actually stimulating dick on purpose
>cums in literally 30 seconds, after like 4 stokes in.

so fucking embarrassed that day.

as of now, we've been going strong for almost a month now. i masturbate once a day and sex is way better and lasts longer. my focus is clearer and im much happier.

if you're doing nofap, you seriously have a mental illness. dont fall for it like i did.

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Nofap is a meme
Noporn is the true path

>nofap
>regular sex with gf
>after 2 months gain the ability to transcend orgasm and stay hard after I cum
>keep fucking her until I cum a second time after 30-40 minutes
>she orgasms like 8 times in the meantime every time.
Honestly if you have a gf and you're NOT doing nofap you're mentally deficient. It's like you don't even want to keep a woman.

This.

Lousy Smarch weather

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I know this is a joke but if any of you read this and think its what grils want - Its not.
Girl want to you to eat them out (make them come) then fuck them for maybe 10 minutes. Nothing more

What constitutes noporn?

I don't really watch internet porn but my LDR gf does give me fap materials everyday.

>porn addict
>regular sex with (then) gf
>after 1 month gain the ability to orgasm but it takes 20-40 minutes (not of sexual "activity", of actual thrusting).
>After 6 months get to the point I can decide how many times she cums and can finish with her on any one I want
>Usually go on the second time to be nice but I have fucked her as long as I could a few times.
>4 orgasms is the limit to when it starts hurting for her, and after 6 there's no counting
>Fuck her 3 times a day and get off to porn at least once, maybe twice, sometimes three for a real intense day
Honestly, if you have a gf and you're not a porn addict, you're mentally deficient. Hide it from her though, they break up with you over it eventually.

Why not make her come from oral & then from penetration too?

>all girls are the same
I've had girls who liked to come one time after the other and others who couldn't even be touched after they came because they were so sensitive

Girls don't need to cum multiple times to have a good time, just once for them is like a good five minutes of nonstop cumming for us.

You're retarded. Orgasm through sex literally makes a woman fall in love with you.

I thought the whole NoFap thing started because people who had no luck with girls were looking for ways of increasing their chances with them.
Also I smell some Catholic upbringing when it comes to condemning masturbation

Yeah but more is still better, so why not achieve peak potential & make your partner happy? If your girl is reasonably sensitive, it doesn't take too long. Have her go cowgirl, make sure she keeps her back straight, and then go full energizer bunny on her from the bottom, that way you'll be hitting her g-spot.

>tfw no libido
>nofap is easy
>noporn is easy
>have a decent dick and can easily make my wife orgasm during sex
>can't be botherred to have sex more than every other month or so

Also I've been told that oral orgasm feels a lot different from vaginal orgasm.

I always fap to fantasies fueled by years of reading sick shit hentais
Still khhv

How old are you and how long have you fapped? Sounds like you really must've fucked up with how much you were jacking it it to still be in this state.

Also, 1 fap a day for a month? Even besides how retardedly tired that would make you after the 2nd week, it is a sheer impossibility ro produce that much semen.

Riled me up a bit, 6/10

What did you expect taking the advice of a bunch of broscience virgins on the internet?

go on thinking that while your girlfriend lets me fuck her all night and do all kinds of weird shit to her

girls may want to fuck YOU for 10 mins, but I'm actually exciting.

>i love cucking this dude

All that stockpiled sperm is turning you into one extra salty motherfucker

>Even besides how retardedly tired that would make you after the 2nd week, it is a sheer impossibility ro produce that much semen.
You might want to get that looked up if you think cumming once a day is impossible

This is literally above given to men with micropeens.

nofap is a myth, the actual problem is called arousal addiction
im gonna say it again
its called arousal addiction, no fap is just a myth that retards with arousal addiction fell for. If you stop fapping entirely you are adding various risks to your health including erectile dysfunction and cancer

You dun goofed bro. Kegel exercises worked for me. But everybody is different and some people of course react differently. But it REALLY helped me out. Just my five cents.

>Also, 1 fap a day for a month? Even besides how retardedly tired that would make you after the 2nd week, it is a sheer impossibility ro produce that much semen.

M8 I would fap 2-3 times a day for years

1/day isn't really that much

the true path is fapping + porn + girlfriend + lifting

ABxAB

A = Fapping to porn
B = Fucking your girl

Yes, the first time was embarrassing. Why didn't you go for two rounds if you were that pent up? Also, could you have gotten the girlfriend to begin with without being on nofap?

What exactly is the benefit of no porn?
Also how would this be accomplished?

Nofap is only beneficial if you legitimately have a masturbation problem:

>literally addicted
>depressed about it
>need it
>find it difficult to go a day without it
>think about it all the time

Its basically like stopping drinking. The average person who quits drinking won't notice a difference other than their wallet being heavier. But alcoholics (post withdrawal) will begin feeling physically and mentally healthier once they've stopped.

Normal people don't notice a difference when they stop masturbating. But an addict does.

I disagree. using sexual energy for other purposes and learning to channel it is better than wasting it every time you get a little horny.

Oh leave it out you fucking moron. Might as well say to save energy by not climbing stairs so you can channel it into something else. Its not some meme zen thing.

>wasting it every time you get a little horny

Here, you've just confirmed you're an addict. Normal people don't jerk off every time they get slightly turned on. The moment passes and they forget about it.

x is lifting or rest from all the forearm gains?

this, goddammit
also nice dubs

That should be fine. It's mostly watching another dude fuck a girl, since that kinda makes you a cuck.

Who cares? I wish I could come that fast with a girl sometimes. It's about your pleasure, not hers.

>he gave up nofap to please the vaginal jew

Never gonna make it. Go on and continue trying to please others while detrimentally leading yourself to a path of self destruction

Here's hoping there aren't people out there retarded enough to not realize that the best way to troll people who browse Veeky Forums (a site made up of mostly porn and faggots clamoring for sauce) is to repeatedly make threads about nofap and create broscience placebo bullshit about "test boosts".

fpbp

porn basically it just has negative psychological effects on the mind. As well as can lead to erectile dsyfunction among other shit.

donnysramblings.wordpress.com/2014/09/16/how-porn-affects-us-a-list-of-peer-reviewed-studies-as-well-as-magazine-articles/

jerk off using imagination if you really need to.

Am i the only one who thinks it's always the same guy trying to encourage Veeky Forums to jerk off?

either way people should just follow common sense and stop letting faggots tell them when and how to fap. At the end of the day unless you're fapping 3 times a day and not getting shit done I don't think it really matters.

This.
Why are here so many betas who care if the girl comes?

T. Weak willed faggot

Lets be honest you just want to cum and you justify that it is "healthy" behavior.

Its always the same guy making these retarded threads.

Nofap is not fucking Veeky Forums rleated. Its a literal meme that only positively impacts people with genuine addiction.

lol 0/10 faggot quit trying to manage my dick before I come over there and stick it between those well toned glutes

Porn makes you build up a tolerance to sex. It trains your brain to be always seeking the gratification of Cummings which gets harder and harder to reach over time. And when you do go to have sex you're either so callous you can't get hard or you can't cum. That and it begins to ruboff on daily activities the way drugs do. Things begin to be less enjoyable.

When I lost my virginity it took me probably 20 minutes to blow. And the sex wasn't satisfying whatsoever. Started no porn after that. Already feeling better in terms of just libido and confidence.

This

Almost no girls cum from penetration. Being railed for half an hour isn't good sex.

Almost no girls have cum from penetration. The vast majority have not.

>implying you could rape me

Your life man I just call em how how I see em

That's why you need to master male multiple orgasm through extended periods of nofap.

Because after 10 minutes of decent pounding they tell you to cum because their pussy it's starting to get sensitive. It's just one of the occasions where less is more

Good comeback, 8/10

>have coital ciphalgia
Yeah I'm going to do nofap Sept-October. Wish me luck.

Its appropriate if youve got a degenerate porn addiction like me. If not, then go ahead and fap but limit it to a couple times a week I'd say.

What book is this?

unless you post up facts, noporn is also a god damn meme. Remember when you guys all said nofap worked even though you had no actual supporting evidence. Same thing applies here.

We have multiple religions and cults and sections of thouand year old empires who concerned themeslves with nothing but health and sexuality as well who state that heavy and even careless masturbation is bad for men and robs us of what makes of strong.

It's a pointless waist of time energy and makes us less male.
Heavy masturbation, along with excessive sugar and birth control pills in the water are what have caused degredation of the modern male.

bros I fell for the nofap meme for like 3 weeks and now I come really fucking fast no matter what (I've been back to it for at least 2 months, still a virgin also)

Just relapsed on day 45 of noporn.
I had to force myself to fap during that time, I'd do it in the shower using tons of bath foam. I'd basically have to reanimate my dick every time. I had pretty much lost all libido.

Saw the Vice video on the new line by the founder of American Apparel.
Started looking through pictures of American Apparel models.
Too late at that point, went to my trusty porn website, loaded up 8 step* porn videos and had an amazing fap.

To be fair I've been leading an extremely sedentary lifestyle in the past month and have had very few interactions with girls, and I feel like it just wasn't sustainable.

if you are going to try to sound smart, you should try to at least do a better job at spelling and grammar.

The bible, user.