That guy at the gym thread

>That guy who squats more than once a week

>that guy who has been coming in for more then a year, talk to no one and still looks exactly like he did on day one

>That guy who spends his time looking at other people instead of training

>mfw thats me

>That guy who uses the db rack to do calf raises

>that guy that works out in his scubadiving gear just to show people how awesome his life is

>That guy who only comes to the gym to check out the girls and is on their phone the whole time and is on the machine your trying to do

>that guy that weights himself on the gym scales
>then weights himself with the oly bar to calulate its weigh
>then weights barbell locks

>that guy who thinks that lifting will get him a gf
LMAOING AT HIS LIFE WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

>that guy that uses a machine

That guy who doesn't want to be surrounded by people because if his autism and pays over 500$ to fill his vvv tiny room with lifting stuff

>that guy whose rewards system malfunctioned and didnt unlock his gf at 1/2/3/4

Like stands on the rack to do calf raises.

Seated calf raises

You mean like Clarence?

>Not waiting to cash in your gf in the later game to boost your stats to 2/3/4/5.

tfw thats me

programming doesnt mean shit if u have bad diet guys trust me

>seated calf rises
>what other people see

you can do calves by going on the leg press or smith machine standing on one of those small plastic steps

>that guy who browses Veeky Forums in between sets

>That one guy who talks about all the girls in the gym and how hot they are
>But NEVER approaches any of them
>Yet has no problem talking to every man in the gym
he's an absolute autist

>noob gains
>tank top
>flat brim fat
>beats
>3 scoops in gym bag
>talks with 20 year lifters like their equal

>...

>that guy that leaves the 20 pound shit in the toilet and ends up cracking the toilet bowl.
Fuckin' A it looked like a soccer ball of shit.

>Where once was ultimate sadness
>Now can be infinite bliss
>You only need do one thing my friend
>DELETE THIS

>That guy in the gym who does a weird circuit of squats, curls and deadlifts with bitch tier weight, all performed in the squat rack

srs, how come clarence0 doesn't have the sickest ass in the world?

bad genes is my guess

>clarence
>bad genes

woohoo

>not doing seated calf raises

calflet detected.

me when I was 15

He does? The entirety of his legs are massive. Giant quads, hamstrings, and glutes. Look when he stands sideways. His ass is giant.

>that guy who doesnt break down the weights when he's done lifting

>that guy who stomps on a treadmill

How the fuck do you run on a treadmill without stomping? Cardiofags tell me your secret

>that one guy that maxed out his SS noob gains years ago, still does the same routine with little to no progress

i see that guy in the mirror all the time im at the gym

>that one guy that hits on girls in the gym and starts dating them
I am that guy

>not goose stepping on the treadmill for cardio

>that guy who eats protein

LMAO

>not tiptoeing the treadmill