Go on date with qt

Er... Not me... That's for sure

>You went out with me once, now you HAVE to date meeeeeee!!!
Kys OP

That's not what I said, and you know it. I'm just tired of disingenuous women. If you didn't have a good time and if you don't want to go out again just say so. These cliched "it's not you, it's me" lines are insulting.

Because you're not socially savvy enough or you're ugly

Just don't be so desperate, fucking girls can sense that shit. Live and train for yourself, do everything for yourself first. Girls love such shit, they will follow a successful man. You need to be fully independent on your own, girls follow like puppies to a man that doesn't actually need them to survive. It's strange psychology.

That said, don't go and act completely uninterested, show them that you're interested, but show them that you don't need them to be content with yourself either.

It's possible she had fun but doesn't want a commitment. I went to a baseball game with some friends a month ago, and had fun, but I don't have any desire to go again. Doesn't mean I hate baseball, or my friends, or going out, I just don't feel like it. Same shit here, except she is considerate enough to let you know she doesn't want more than that. Would you rather she just dropped off the face of the earth and you spend all the time wondering what you did wrong? Just get back out there if you want a gf, don't get hung up on one girl who wanted something else

> Live and train for yourself, do everything for yourself first

That how I've been living for the last 2 years. Spoiler: it doesn't work if you don't have money, facial aesthetics, or game.

Your analogy doesn't work because we were explicitly on a date.

If you're under 25, don't go on 'dates' unless you met by happenstance.
You meet bitches from the internet at bars or in one of y'alls homes.
>autistically counting calories
You prolly came off as a try hard. Nothing is less attractive, despite how badly many crazy women need to be with one.
De-beta your mind.

>those digits
even satan has trouble, what hope is there

Playing hard to get, huh?

/badfeels thread/? ok

>be me
>ex fatty
>finally got bicep vein popping
>feeling a good and looking good
>girls dont notice me at all or immediately leave the room when they do

I know we all joke about how ugly we are but we are in secret really good looking. I think i am actually just ugly or unpleasant to look at.

Maybe if it's frequently happening maybe it's a fault in you not in others. If something happens often that you blame others for it means there is an issue that you have to deal with. It's not your attractiveness as you went to that stage, consider your personality and if there was a girl acting like you would you enjoy being around them? Just look deep into yourself because just from this you sound like a victim who doesnt really see the perspective of others. My brother we all here are autists that find it hard to socialise but it's something that can be learnt and practiced just like training. Just realise that nothing in life is worth more than your happiness focus inwards on yourself then you will attract the outside. God speed brother may we all one day succeed

I used to laugh at Veeky Forums sperg stories, but recently i've decided that I'm too lonely and need a gf. And today I totally loosed my spagetti in front of this chick I find very attractive.
It turns out that my social skill has degenerated as well as my physical form since I stopped going out and lift.

> no money
You have not made it and you are missing a vital ingredient. Get a better job.

I know because im in the same boat.

You have to try to kiss them on the first date. This is the greatest advice on first dates you will ever receive. Always try.

p-post face?

not on this evil nazi white supremacist website user i dont want to lose my job.

no point. stop it.
if you're really this autistically desperate to get with a woman put all of your time and effort into making friends and talking to people
you will get infinitely more women
why do people here think working out automatically makes you attractive to women?
athletes get a lot of women, but it's not only because they are fit, it's mainly because they are good at communicating with other people

>it's mainly because they are good at communicating with other people
Nah, it's because they're in the highest social tier possible

Yeah, it is.

Step by step, brahs. You can't expect to go from an autistic shut-in to a chad just because you worked out. Talking with chicks is a good first step, and by getting their numbers you've achieved a victory. Keep it up, keep working, and soon you'll be able to put the pressure on, do some more moves besides talking, and proceed with sexing them. It's how it goes for all of us.

I'm obese with a qt3.14 and low confidence so it's possible.

Y-yeah, sure. We just joke about it, h-haha

>Pic related

>house is clean
this is how i know your lyeing

I literally can't tell if I'm good looking or somehow ugly in a way I just can't perceive given my terrible track record with girls. I exist in like a quantum superposition of THE FUCK AM I

You boys realize that girls actions =/= intentions?

You wanna know what a girl is thinking?
too bad.

When you're with a girl, that girl is letting you influence her world. Girls have a geocentric mindset; they don't exist in the world, the world HAPPENS to them. They are the main character of the world's story as far as anyone is concerned. This means they can't be wrong, can never be the "bad guy" and are always on the right of things.

So you still want a girl?
entice her.

Show her you're someone who will keep things interesting and are constantly changing. You basically have to sell yourself to her. You gotta make her think her life will be more fun/better with you in it.

>common interests
Oh good, so you do everything she already does

So long as you understand that women perceive the world as revolving around themselves and act according to this, women are fucking pussies with an annoying personality attached to em.

hahahahahha virgin.

OP here. Woke up today to see she's unfriended me on kikebook.

What a fucking piece of shit. Why are women so fucking underhanded and dishonest?

Fuck it you should have unfriended her first dude, like right after the text

That seems very passive agressive.

feels like too much effort for the reward, honestly

> 'she was talkative'
> instead of 'we had awesome conversations'
I take it you sat there like a mumbling retard while she was bored out of her mind, trying to entertain herself

dude, bitches ain't shit, just ignore her and move on

Don't worry bro not worth being friends with bitches anyways. Just keep going out, your doing better than most, that's for sure

This user knows what he's talking about

I was ghosted last week after what seemed like a fruitful dating relationship over the summer. Literally just stopped talking to me, I checked obituaries and missing persons. It hurts man.

Women are cunts user. Every single one is a cunt, even your mother who undoubtedly blew off guys until your dad alpha'd her into mothering his offspring.

Just take what you can get and go in with the mindset that nothing matters.

It goes to show
That none of these hoes
Are worth a dime

Girls are sometimes just as spergy as us, it just manifests in a different way

dw brah

>lifting for women
>not lifting for Rich
never gonna make it

Thanks, bros.

I had a nice workout and a post-workout fap, and I feel much better now. Screw these bitches.

This. Turns out I can do more push ups when I'm doing them for Rich.

>go out to eat with friends
>they give the waitress my number cause she was our age and we had a running joke all night
>she initiates
>keeps talking about how she hasn't got any action lately, calls me cute etc.
>ask her out on a date
>text game starts on point then starts getting progressively thirstier as I get more comfortable thinking I'm finally out of the woods of years of soul-killing loneliness
>day of date, doesn't go that well, not that much chemistry, act kinda beta cause it's been so long since I've known the touch of a woman
>she still texts me after I drop her off
>give it a few days
>text her
>fuckin' ghosted

Fuck dude if you ain't feeling it you ain't feeling it but why you gotta ghost a dude like he's some punk?

>What the fuck was the point of autistically counting calories, setting up short and long term goal-based programs, breaking PRs, dedicating my fucking life to this shit for years if I can't even hold the attention of one girl?
Kys, you're pathetic.

>been talking to a girl I'm into a lot and she's into me, we're meant to be going out soon
>go out last night and fuck a random slut because I got drunk
>depression kicks in full force this morning for some reason
>just never wanna talk to girls again, feel terrible for the girl I've been speaking to
I know I'm being a pussy
Fuck man I don't know how people can cheat, we're not even dating and I feel like shit

>Facebook status

my point exactly.

women are not worth it most of the time.

I don't think so. If I was desperate I wouldn't have gone 24 years now with no gf. If I was I would have found one probably.

She wanted you to smash. Because you were too much of a pussy to go for it, she thinks you rejected her. She tries to rationalize it away by thinking that she's actually the one who's rejecting you.

>What the fuck was the point of autistically counting calories, setting up short and long term goal-based programs, breaking PRs, dedicating my fucking life to this shit for years if I can't even hold the attention of one girl?

We told you not to lift for girls. Lift for sports, narcissism or your 2d waifu

Nigga, what? If you're so worried about her feelings when you aren't even dating you're on the path to become a clingy beta. Learn to enjoy yourself

This post itself shows how needy you are

>anyone in this thread being affected by a woman's actions
>wondering why women don't stick around
You're still boys, lads. You take things personally and care too much about dumb shit.

Women are literally just teenagers you can legally fuck. If you understand that, you'll understand why you're all being big fat losers.

Teenagers don't give a shit about your job. They want to see the cool grown ass man do crazy shit and excite their boring lives. They want to be along for a good ride.

>If you're so worried about her feelings when you aren't even dating you're on the path to become a clingy beta. Learn to enjoy yourself
Well I guess we are dating. But u right u right, gonna stop being a bitch

>But u right u right, gonna stop being a bitch
are you tho

are you really tho

Yes sir

>she still texts me after I drop her off
>give it a few days

Why would you do this?

>Women are literally just teenagers you can legally fuck

teens are legal almost everywhere except ameristan

because the nature of women is parasitic

a good host is a good host

It's state by state here in Applauseland. For example in Tennessee if you're 18 you can date a 14 year old because it's within four years as long as they parents aren't opposed to it.

fuck you guys

how about some /good feels/

>the cutest girl in design class talked too me

its the little steps

I replied to her texts that night and then gave it a few days before I texted her again. Texting her the next day is thirsty af

You're probably just not funny

When I was auswitz mode I could still pull off a date because I'm hilarious.

Just work on your jokes buddy, the lamer the better.
No black people/jew jokes tho, girls don't get those

>No black people/jew jokes tho, girls don't get those
mfw my ex told a lot of jew jokes, randomly spouted "Nigger"
>she's white btw
then somehow she went vegan, stopped with all those jokes, went all defending if i even tried to make a joke about any minority

I know plenty of jokes but I suck at delivering them. You can watch a funny person say something unfunny but they MAKE it funny, how do I do that? How can I start delivering jokes to MAKe them funny?

Dear Veeky Forums,

It's because you are boring.

tips on how not to be boring?

i was trying to talk to this dude and i asked him if he listens to any bands and he said he doesnt

what kinda person doesn't listen to music?

...

Me.

If someone asked me this question I wouldn't know what to say. I don't like following celebrities sports teams or bands. I have a bunch of liked videos on youtube of music that I like but I couldn't list them off because it's not worth the mental energy memorizing pointless names

That's definitely a red flag that either he's boring or you fucked up. Always try to word things in an interesting way. For example instead of "So what kinds of music do you like?" (which the answer is usually: "Everything" or "Everything except country or rap") ask what the next song in his playlist is or the last song he listened to and whether or not he liked that.

Dunno if this thread is still alive but hey

Basically to make a lame joke funny you either overact, or be as dry as the sahara

Dry humor is easier because it works 90% of the time whereas you need decent timing for overacting

if the person doesn't understand you're making a joke, just make a weird face or wink

Depends on your face desu, I happen to have a face that's perfect for that sorta stuff

I feel all you guys. Just happened to me
>meet girl in summer and she's into me, gone on several dates, constantly touching me, looking and smiling at me
>text almost every day, make her laugh, meet her mom/older sisters to get vetted
>ask her out and she says no right now but if I can wait a couple years until she gets older and figures her life out first (she's 17)
>explicitly says she likes me and says so every time I ask/tell her to say her feelings for me
>go back across country for school
>calls me when I'm at gate until I take off to just talk, she feels conflicted because she likes me but her gut tells her it's not "right"
>say I'm not trying to force her into anything even though I'd like her to be mine, whatever happens happens and tell her not to overthink things
>text less and less as the days pass when we're away
>she eventually sends me a text saying that "her conscience is telling her not to pursue her feelings for me and we should just be friends"
>ask her to elaborate and she says she just has this gut feeling that it's not right and her conscience isn't at rest when she thinks of us going out
>say ok, all the best
>she keeps trying to stay in contact and talk, don't cut her out completely but reply with short curt uninterested one liners
I honestly wish I never met her. I was fine being alone, then she had to come, show me affection, then bail. Fuck her. You can bet that if I was taller or more handsome she would have ignored her conscience and jumped at the chance. Her fucking loss, I did what I could and if she can't figure her shit out that's on her.

>>she eventually sends me a text saying that "her conscience is telling her not to pursue her feelings for me and we should just be friends"
girl talk for "i'm too scared to commit "

Basically, yeah. My normie cousin said she's basically into me but she's scared of committing. I just wonder if there's anything I could have said to change or assuade her but deep down I know it's something she's gotta figure out for herself.
Also she did break up with her ex 4 months ago so that's probably why she's like this

If, and it's a huge if since I don't know what I should do, we ever meet up in December when I'm back for good I'm going to confront her and ask her what the fuck she means.

What should I do fit? Still keep in contact with her and keep being curt? She's trying to salvage the friendship but I just don't know if I should play ball and just be friends. She's a chill girl but dumb as fuck when it comes to her feelings

I've been in a similar situation recently, I can recall when I was selfish which would have probably turned her away from me. Can you recall anything like that? Either way I think the only solution is to move on, unless you can find a way to salvage the situation. .

>Also she did break up with her ex 4 months ago so that's probably why she's like this
same thing happened to me my man, give it a try but don't be too harsh on yourself if she is still comparing in her mind , yuo with her ex that is

if she doesnt want you, she doesnt want you, and apparently she has decided that she doesnt.

now you have the choice between either dropping her for good, or keep orbiting her like a dog.

Not that I can think of. I told her I wanted her to be mine and when she asked me to wait I said I would as long as she liked me. She was feeling up my callouses and I just closed my hand around hers and we held it for a while. Don't know if that counts as selfish. Maybe I should just move on.

I mean I don't care about that but clearly with her saying we should just be friends I can't really give it a try any more. Or did you mean give being just friends a try? It hurts still but I think I've lost my feels for her so I could give just friends a try. I just don't know if I should.

...

>we should just be friends I can't really give it a try any more
bro, last year a girl told me she doesn't see a future with me, goes back to her ex and continues texting me for a whole year
we dated for 5 months this year

try it by taking it easy, meet up with her as ""friends"" but make it like a date u know, be assertive

she's toying with you, you moron. girls get a kick from seeing men drool and jump through hoops for them.

Yeah maybe. I guess it depends how our text game goes for the four months I'm gone and if it goes well we'll see what happens when I'm back. We just haven't been relying to each other as quickly as we were in the summer, might be because of school or just losing feelings.

She just shows me a pic of some class trip info sheet, I asked her if she was going, and she said nope. That was the last message of our convo which she sent yesterday, I looked at it but didn't respond since there was nothing for me to work with. Don't even know what I should say in return with our current situation

nothing, you live your life, if she texts answer assertive my man

Girl talk for "I fucked somebody."

>we dated for 5 months this year

How did that make you feel knowing she chose her ex over you? Like second best? While knowing she was texting you while in a relationship?

These are the same things I asked myself when I was in the same situation as you minus the texting/contact. It ate me up inside

>Ask her we should hang out some time.
>She says hell yes.
>Get her number.
>Text her 2 days later
Literally after two text she doesn't reply. Someone explain what I did wrong

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Yup. She's riding that post dick wave and is debating whether to lose it and go out with you or keep it on a regular schedule

>How did that make you feel knowing she chose her ex over you?
i felt devestated that she did that after dating the first time around for half a year
yes like second best but somehow relieved because that guy, poor him now that i got dumped the second time around, didn't know a thing when we were texting

don't ask me why i tried for 12 months to keep in touch with her, in the end it was love but during that time? i really can't tell for sure if it was my heart doing all the work or not

Dude I asked a girl the same thing, she said yes. But answered no when I asked. I guess that means no but yes, but really mans no? What the fuck is the move here?