Tough mudder

How do I train for the tough mudder race starting as a couch potatoe?

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Just go gym and do running. Honestly I did the full about a month ago most of it was super easy but a lot of running. Make sure you can swim a little and honestly there was a lot of unfit people so it wasn't a challenge I went with a qt3.14 bubba who I really likes but didn't make a move apart from holding hands becsuse of my fucking undeniable autism

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Well?????!?????? What do I do???

you start training and you don't stop and then you do the race

Cardio, Cardio and more Cardio.
It's mainly a test of endurance.

4Cs
Calisthenics
Cardio
Curlbro routine
Calorie control

Do all of the above and you'll make it.

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Here go lads

That's 5Cs. 6 if you want to be strict.

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I always see out of shape guys wearing those "tough mudder finisher". I know nothing about the race but I'm assuming if you just show up in your current state you'll blend right in

"Tough mudder finisher" shirts*

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>How do I train for the tough mudder race starting as a couch potatoe?

1. Open a just giving page.
2. Go to pub.
3. Don't die during race.

When you're ready to do an actual race come back.

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Thankyou

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The trick with mudder (as it's a fairly tame OCR) is to be able to make the distance (in Aus - 20km). So go on runs on weekends, step it up til you can do the full 20. During week you should do shorter runs up to 3-5km.

I found interval sprints are great for initial gains, and improving speed.
My first mudder I only did body weight + dumbbell for lifts, planks, squats, chin ups, burpees and lunges are good.

You can lift heavier than that, of course, but a lot of musclebros that skip cardio find it hard to carry themselves over the monkeybars after 15km.

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See the Spartan Race thread.

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