Hey user, we're all gonna grab some drinks across the street after our workouts l. See you there??

Hey user, we're all gonna grab some drinks across the street after our workouts l. See you there??

why is there on white people

>implying my workout ends before the bar closes

i would but i dont think alcohol will mix with the heroin too well

We are not friends anymore.

Because those are your friends user. Don't ask stupid questions.

I see a jew, two eurasian girls, two latin folk, a pedophile, and a homosexual.

...

Back row
>white
>Mediterranean
>Spanish
Front row
>Spanish
>SEA
>Jew

"Grab me a muscle milk on the rocks"

Shaken or stirred?

damn, i hope the homosexual is the one on the far right

Far left.

Most likely far left.

Only if you guys want to buy some motherfucking ecstasy off me so we can all get fucking twisted

"ok,sounds good" Christ guys,it's really not that hard. You'd actually have to go out of your way to fuck this one up,with something like "y-you too..."

"First rounds on us, what can we get ya?"

An ashtray full of Jews

Literally beer.
Just get a long island

"Ok cool! Do u mind giving jessica a ride home after?"

No. Fuck Jessica. She always eats the last nacho.

If you play your cards right you can be eating her nacho

Yes, that's exactly what I want to do. Eat out a girl who went to the gym before spending the night dancing and drinking. You know as well as I do that she didn't shower after her workout. I can smell her from here.

>"Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of creatine."

Her pucci is marinating in sweat. It'll put some hair on your chest. Jessica said shes waiting in your car. See you guys tomorrow at the track for sprints??

I don't fucking think so. I will meet with my friends in the park and smoke so much weed that social anxiety will kick in.

How about you guys come over for a BBQ instead tomorrow. Jessica can't make it, she's going out of town for a while. A long while...

We're having pork.

Kekd