My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Evan Sanders
hey john long time no see man wuzzup
Wyatt Lee
I wish I could go back in time to the first time I read this.
Life was simpler back then
Josiah Butler
p good
fuck you tho
Jose Harris
Who would win in a fight: Chad or John?
Caleb Kelly
A more innocent time
Grayson Bell
Hi john, how about I pay you to put some of that vodka in your ass and then fart it into my mouth?
Cameron Morales
This guy is fucking dead
Ryder Wilson
John! How ya been my dude
Benjamin Powell
John conforms to the Chad archetype. Chad isn't an individual being, but an idea. And you can't fight an idea, so Chad.
Lincoln Gonzalez
did anybody else used to think this guy was cool? I also remember him being much bigger
Owen Gomez
i styled my life around him
Carson Carter
>that shit was SO cash Unironically part of my vocabulary for a decade thanks to this meme
Christopher Morgan
Back when Jersey Shore was a thing. Better days...
Joshua Diaz
Thanks doc
Hudson Phillips
holy shit dude. you and your girl are so orange and your arms are tiny. get the fuck off my /B/
Jonathan Cruz
I remember seeing this copypasta and getting butthurt when I was in 8th grade. What the fuck I am 23 now.
I've spent my whole life on Veeky Forums. Someone help me get out of here.
Eli Peterson
Thanks John. You reminded me of when I was happy. When WoW was awesome and women looked at you instead of their "smart phone" and user delivered in knocking over that card stand in Times Square (RIP TGIF webcam)
Daniel Garcia
His arms are even tinier now since he is a skelly
Justin Watson
Same boat friend We're never leaving This place raised me, the best parental figures a man could ask for
Lincoln Scott
hahahaha you could leave this place cold turkey for like 7 months but eventually you take a peak at one board. at one thread. and it's like you never left. you are here forever.
Jacob Myers
He used to seem a lot bigger since I got to Veeky Forums.
This is also the first time I've clicked on the pic in 2 years.
Benjamin Myers
check em
Jeremiah Brown
>Veeky Forums will never be good again >inb4 never was
Luis Hill
shit was SO cash
Carter Brooks
>That gif
omfg that was the most entertaining night the internet has ever given me