Things you can say about/to a barbell, but not of/to your gf

I would probably let you fuck my ass

Let's go another round

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this hit me hard, user

I like holding you...even tho you are heavy af

I dont care many guys have touched you

I have cheated on you....with some dumbells...

You bring me down but you can never keep me there

What we do together matters.

DELET

what he meant with this??

I love you

"I'm cumming"

Lightweight baby

I'll be done with you after a clean and jerk

Needs to be wiped down

No rules against dropping the bar

>cuck detected

I lov-
GODDAMNIT!!

You make me click

I want to try anal.

Could you put on another 50 pounds?

You never cheat on me

You'll*

"Man I hope you're straight"

'hope my gf doesn't see me talking to you'

I have one in my room with me right now

barbell touches my chest when i bench press
>fuck spoto press

I recently had physical contact with one

Let me rack you with the others.

Fuck…

I'm not ashamed to be seen with you

It doesn't annoy the shit out of me

the last guy got you all sweaty

You actually can say that to your gf :^)

jokes on you no woman would ever love me :^^)))

Nicely done!

I love you

Damn, it's loose

You need another 90 lbs on you

You're hurting my hands

>you make me a stronger person

> your history with other men does not bother me

I'm going to hang you on a rack in my basement

>Ahh yes~, deeper!~~