Go to gym every morning

I didnt told him that hes doing bad, actually positive.

Just told him he should try to make his diddylift with a straight back and not like a cat.

The difference, I take advice from more experinced people and you not, fatty

>more experienced

Thank you for the chuckle lad, I know for a fact you aren't because you're assuming I'm fat, and youre posting unironically on Veeky Forums.

>was out of town bought an daypass for tandom gym there
>only 3 people there fat cardi mumys and a lanklet dude doing assisted pullups
>start doing deadlifts
>warmup 1p, 2p, 3p, 4p sets of 200kg
>dude who did assisted pullups walked to me
>hey i noticed you, can i give you some advice?
>lolwut.jpeg
>you can give me advice when you can do an pullup without that assistance mashine
>gets a sad/angry face walks back
>tried pullup without assistance
>mfw
>failed
>had to keep it together not to shit myself while laughtning

I bet that was you too op

>I sucked every piece of advice into me from more experienced people
Yeah, sure, "advice"

...

I'm really big and people I ironically ask me for advice. I'm a coach so I have to politely shut them down and give them my card saying if they have further questions to email me with a venmo payment.

>Playing the Jew

>paying anyone for anything when you can crowdsource anything for free these days

If you're good at something don't do it for free. Does money just magically appear in your bank account? Do you offer knowledge, insight or skilled labor to any stranger that asks?

I offer missinformation that sounds true and can be easily corrected with a google search and whenever i get called out i just say "you passed"

>"you passed"

Sounds like something a Jew would say

It's not like you are doing something actually hard, you are not a fucking engineer, you fucking disgusting fuck, just give the advise and give them the card.

An actual training that includes the important body parts is hard and frustrating at the beginning, that's why the large majority of gym goers are dyels even after >5 years because they never go above 50 kg and only train once every 3 months.

People have this weird suggestion that you must live in the gym to look good, despite many big guys (4 u) only train twice a week full body which is enough to grow (hell, even once a week with all body parts would be enough), but then they assume you are on roids anyway.

>putting down fatties that are actually trying to improve their lives
This is the same cunt who got plastic surgery on his ass cheeks because he didn't want to work out to get a better ass

>Wearing hoodie since gym is cold as fuck
>Warming up squats
>Bar
>1pl8
>2pl8
>2.5 pl8 squatter Dyel comes up to me
>"Hey dude the bar is too low down and you also need to look up"
>"Arlight thanks man"
>Load up 3pl8
>Guy starts looking at me like i'm trying to outdo him says if I need a spot
>say i'm fine
>load up 4pl8 and do that 5x5
>guy now avoids me in the gym
tiptopkek

while I chuckled at the story, you come across as a self absorbed cunt and also have no face to go with your >mfw

I only give advice or help if they are about to literally kill themselves on the next rep otherwise, if they just do something wrong that could possibly bring problems down the road what do I care, I have been told to gtfo by haughty I READ ALL ABOUT THIS LIFT ONLINE FGT dyels too often to give much of a fuck by now, I gladly give help when asked, but not on my own.

audible kek, thanks

post before/after of ass

Consider the newbie's perspective. He's in unfamiliar territory, he doesn't know anyone and doesn't want to annoy people who know what they're doing. He might not even know whom to ask -- looking around and paying attention to others at the gym can come off as creepy, homo or you just serve as provocation for them to go on Veeky Forums and post about that DYEL manlet who stood in the corner ogling them all day.
If you have advice to give, give it. If they get offended, fuck 'em. If they don't, you helped someone out.

>new lad at the gym
>smalltalk here and there, not much else
>offer advice and to show him around, he politely and firmly shuts me down immediately, ok then
>few weeks later, train at the same time as him (usually dont), see him benching
>want to ask if I should spot, but nah he will decline anyway
>dude slaps 1.5 plate onto the bar, no warmup or anything, and no, those are no warmup weights for nobody of his size
>unracks, grinds out one single awful crooked rep, pins himself down with the bar on the start of the second
>literally unable to do the roll of shame because too heavy on his chest
>casually walk over
>oy m80 need help
>piercing hateful autist glare of doom, but he eventually nods
>go over, grab the bar, clean it up and ohp it for a few reps (usually I press a bit less but being a cheeky cunt gave me strength KEK)
>my actual face when, during, after
he still doesnt want my advice but he followed what I told him about warming up at least, thats something

Sounds like you were a dickhead for no reason mate, your form might have been suffering somehow. Not hard to listen and be polite.

Wise words, but nah. Somehow any newbies we have here are know-it-all cunts, offering ME advice (read: someone twice their age and lean mass), as if they were in their online shitposting forums still. Fuck em.

But yes, when I notice someone is visibly unsure or confused about something, I go over and help. Thats not the kind of guy I mean though.

>warming up on 2pl8
>Adding weights when a skinny old fuck manlet approaches me
>"You shouldn't put the bar on your neck like that
>I say "what?"
>He tells me that the trainers in the gym showed him to put the bar lower to avoid injury
>He offers to show me
>He gets under the bar of a Smith machine
>115lbs
>Wearing lifting gloves
>Does quarter rep lowbar squats
>I tell him that's a lowbar position and I am squatting highbar
>He keeps insisting I will snap my neck
>Eventually just give him a shitty fuck off smile and go back to squatting

Bonus ending:
>I get to 3pl8 and snap my neck

theres a kid at my gym who is underweight, weak as hell and uses wrong form on most lifts too. Looks about 15 if i had to guess. Would i scare him away if i gave him pointers on his form and how to make strenght gains. I pretty much see my self when i started lifting in this kid. i was 14yrs, about 120lbs and 5'6. now im 19yrs, 5'11 and 175lbs. What do you think, should i become this kids guide or would i scare him the fuck away? Too put in perspective how weak i was when i started lifting, my max bench was the bar for 7 reps. So i could help him not make the mistakes i did.

Don't give unrequested advice you fucking autist. No one like that

i dunno man, i would love to have someone help me out when i was 14.

Is he even still relevant anymore? Last thing I heard was the "pedo" drama and that must have been nearly a fucking year ago.

>stops working out
>better

Or third option, he goes to a different gym, or comes at a different time, to avoid the socially oblivious weirdo who's been staring at him all day and thinks anyone wants the unsolicited advice of a total stranger with unverified expertise.

You need primo social skills to pull that shit off, dude, you fucked up. You're like those asshats who go around insulting people then whining that they're "just being honest" when people don't put up with it.

not that guy but a classic
youtube.com/watch?v=fBWtPntqNo4

Yeah but don't be condescending about it. Tell him what he's doing well first.
>19-year-old
>calling 15-year-olds kids
Kettle, pot, black.

Ppl are weird and dumb, don't let them affect your mood.

I wonder what went trough his mind when loading that amount of weight as a beginner. That's really fucking stupid and it seems to be a common thing among DYELs

Inspiring man

He's not necessarily like you, though. And while you might think you wanted advice at 14, you still wouldn't necessarily have been receptive to a possibly intimidating stranger giving it to you unsolicited. You could have asked for advice at 14, you could have researched etc, but you felt your way through and made mistakes instead, just like this kid is doing. That's fine, that's normal.
You can't just advise a baby to where they can skip the crawling stage and start walking. It might be frustrating to watch them struggle when you're so chuffed to finally be walking yourself and eager to get them to join you, but people will go at their own pace. It's no tragedy that a 15 year old doesn't know what he's doing, that's called being 15.

14-19 also really isn't a big difference. If you think you're enough on track now that you can dispense advice, then you probably didn't make any big mistakes in those few years, it's no tragedy if he does the same. And in addition, you're also doubtfully such hot shit that you should really be dispensing advice anyway.

>t. 26 year old genius who has conquered the answers to life, the universe and everything, and totally won't look back at this time in my life in a few years and cringe at what an idiot I was, then do the same a few years later, and so on, and so on, until I die, as is life

Wow user, that's unironically a pretty grown-up outlook on life.
t. user who will probably cringe at this very post in a few years time himself

I'm a fucking engineer and 90% of the time when someone has a problem with their walls or cracks in the basement or sagging floors i know or at least strongly suspect exactly what the problem is and could just tell them over the phone, but why should I not be paid just because it's easy?

I wouldn't want to get molested either

What a dick, the fatty was working out at a gym to better himself. Why shame someone at gym for trying to achieve peak performance?

I seriously hope you pay your mum / wife / caretaker for food when she cooks for you.

A 3 plate squat is very much not dyel wtf are you on

Wew lad. Any advice from someone with more gains than me was valued when I was a total DYEL. Specially the anti-snap ones. One old dude saved my back from snapping when I started squatting.

this. giving advice to anyone who didnt ask for some is autism extreme

I don't know about you but when I was new to the gym I got advice from a big guy. And it helped me not fuck my shit up. I appreciated it and continued to work out. I didn't pussy out and go to a new gym.

Here's an alternative possibility: the dude might be too busy to work out and can't come to the gym anymore you fucking autists.

jesus milo is a fucking dick, i agree with fat shaming but when fat people are trying to improve themselves in the gym they don't deserve shit for it.

It literally is though. You can get 3pl8 squat in like 8 months of dedicated lifting

Did you actually say that he lifted like a cat, lmao.

would still fuck but cry in the shower after

richie panini youtube soundbites at deafening volume

Yeah, you CAN. But how many people DO? I've seen maybe 6 people squat 3pl8 or over at my gym. Most commercial gym squatters either quarter squat 3pl8 or squat sub 275.
>t. 3pl8 squat in 1 year of semi-dedicated lifting

>Yeah, you CAN. But how many people DO?
Literately every high school football player for like the last 50 years ya fuckin pinhead

Ask him if he'd like advice. I'm not very good with words, maybe another user can think of a different word to use other than advice that sounds friendlier. Tips could be condescending but I'm sure there's a nicer less formal word than advice to use.

Anyway, ask if he wants [advice] and only give him some if he says yes. Try not to frame it as him doing something wrong right now, even if he is so maybe say something like "You look like a new face. Would you like any advice or do you got this?" to imply that you're asking him because you're unfamiliar with him not because you've walked over because you see he's booked a flight to snap city.

>giving someone unsolicited advice

Unless they are putting other people in danger, let them do whatever the fuck they want.

I feel like Veeky Forums is disconnected from reality. There's 1 guy at my gym who can squat 3 plate

When I was brand new, literally my first time doing bench, this huge guy came up and gave me some advice
It was really appreciated cause I know knew what I was doing, and it made me less scared and nervous of everyone because this scary ass looking guy actually turned out to be really nice and cool

Don't give unsolicited gym advice you fucking autist

Once saw a pajeet doing full leg presses with the seated squat machine and showed her how to use it. She left

True if you take the word bulk to an autistic level and get fat.

At my gym theres probably

Do you realize what a retarded faggot you are?

>go over, grab the bar, clean it up and ohp it for a few reps (usually press a bit less but being a cheeky cunt gave me strength KEK)

talk about spectrum

More like 2 or 3 of the team can do a 3pl8 squat but its always with shitty form

The gym is a place filled to the brim with egos. Not surprised to hear any of these stories.

That was like 5 months ago.

>making fun of a fat guy who's actively trying to lose weight
me too

Never gonna make it.(((financially)))

Not totally disconnected. Being able to squat 3pl8 in 8 months is do-able; but the thing Veeky Forums completely forgets is that not everyone has the same goals (pure strength) as them.

t. 130kg x3 squat after 5 months strength goal and dirty bulking.