Where does Veeky Forums rank on the Kinsey scale?

not sure what "incidentally homosexual" is supposed to mean, but i'm sure not above 1

>Kinsey
Fuck pedo Kinsey, fuck his entire institute and curriculum. Dude was a sick fuck who deserved the gallows.

0 owo

It's 2017 user. Don't be a fucking loser and have some fun.

-1

I only fap to feminine traps

Yes goy, join in the crowd and remember, everyone is a little gay! Remember to buy our pride products, you wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

>It's the current year, why don't you degenerate and try to get AIDS?

>0
Straight
>1-5
Gay, but may fuck women too
>6
Gay
Why are there this many ranks, seriously

>creating an entire scale for some bullshit
>as if the individuals to the right of '0' make up even a tenth of 1 percent
>giving a shit what a small select few of deranged faggots think about sexuality

The absolute state of liberal colleges these days...

4 i think?
definitely somewhere between 3 and 5

20

I live in a scandinavian capital city and I know 1 gay person. It's an american thing, despite my country being more open, accepting and liberal.

Why, because jerking off a dick is fun? Or fucking a guy in the ass?
It doesn't matter how attractive the guy is. Homosexual sex is incredibly unappealing to me. Who wants shit on their dick?
Women are more "fun".

3 > 2 > 6 > 0 > 1 > 4

how come?

2 or 4. It comes and goes.

I dated a guy once, but kept thinking about mating with a woman and having kids with her. Now I'm dating a girl. Still feel the urge to fuck guys once in a while, but I'm not as emotionally attached to men as I am to women.

Fucked a girl once but I still consider myself to be a 6.

What the fuck breh

6 my negro

1... guys is ugly as sin... if I ever went to prison and ALL I could ever get was was a hot young tranny then I would become a cave explorer and see just how deep that ass goes.

I have been like this since I was 6 or 7. I remember being in love with this green-eyed babe in elementary school in my class and at the same time being sexually aroused by naked older men. I wasn't into guys my age at all.

No you're not get this garbage out of your head

2

Am I gay if I occasionally look at good looking guys sucking each other off and jerk off to it?

You probably would never have thought about men if you weren't born in this age

If you like twinks or femboys, is it even gay?
I only like twinks, big manly guys with body hair and facial hair are absolutely disgusting and i can't understand how another man can find that sexy.

Yes it's gay you stupid faggot. If you're a man and you're sexual attracted to something with a fucking dick then it's gay. Deluded fucks.

>If you like twinks or femboys, is it even gay?

Traps and femboys are the patricians taste. Not gay at all

somewhere between 0 and 1

what if the penis is feminine?

0
Dick/ the idea of a transsexual are totally unappealing to me.

Left pec looks really strange for some reason

wb futa

4 or 5

Who hurt you?

3-4?

I dated women at first, then started getting approached by men much heavier. I'm a switch, but I like bottoming to bigger people, which most men are compared to me. I'm fucking tiny and I've just accepted my fate.

zero you mother fucking faggots. Zero is normal, anything higher is a fucking mental illness.

You and the fag that made those drawings and the (((psychologist))) that came up with the scale should mcfucking kill yourselves.

5 but I'm still straight.

Between 1 and 2

traumatized secret fag detected. point to the spot on the doll where he touched you, user

What a cowardly, dishonorable animal. You can see the lack of intelligence and self reflection in his pig eyes. Brainlets like the aggressor in this video should be euthanized.

You are in denial, plain and simple. Zeros exist, but they don't talk like you.

0
This scale is retarded tho
You're either straight, gay or bi, don't overcomplicate it

>muh feminine penis

You want to suck a cock, it's gay, no matter what mental gymnastics you attempt.

I'm straight but jerk off to gay porn.

Honestly no idea, where does a trap fetish put me on the list?

1 probably. Kissed a guy once. 2/10 probably wouldn't do it again unless they're a 2D trap.

>but more than incidentally homosexual

o i am laffin

Anyone above zero should be killed

-1

I'm a solid 1.5.
I kissed a guy once because of a hot girl daring us to do it and we were in high school so we were too stupid to know we were already friendzoned by her. It didn't feel right at all. Not just physically but mentally. I don't know. His penis tasted really salty too and the hair on his balls was really off putting. I said 1 and a 1/2 because I did think that his anus tasted pretty good.

1-2, i've messed around with guys once or twice, went on a couple dates, but realized it wasn't for me

>he tries to make out
>he's fully torqued
>i'm showing no signs of life below the belt
>he wants to mess around ,goes to reach for my dick
>nothing happening

seriosuly, even if I kiss an uggo, girls get me going and guys don't

>I'm not gay I just tongue kissed a guy
jfc you fucking fag

what the fuck are gay people actually this common? I have literally never heard of one irl, I always thought the "Veeky Forums is gay" shit was just a meme. what the hell.
I'm with
(except the hatred part and honestly that webm is pretty sad)
I just don't understand how anything with xy chromosomes can be attractive in any male's mind.
I would be completely unable to think of men (that encompasses trannies/traps or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves) as an object of sexual desire.
While I'm at it, do you guys actually believe trannies aren't men or is that just a meme like I'm assuming it is?

Holy shit, you're either normal or a faggot

Solid 3 fampai, though I've been with my girl for years, I crave that boipucci from time to time.
I'm training and nurturing her sub side, she's starting to get into the idea of sharing our bed with a 3rd person (have this female friend that's game for submitting to me but domming my gf), but my true goal is to have a qt sub female/male couple that I can play with.

0. I can't even watch any porn that has a dick in it

not a fag so no mmf but I actually had a qt gf who was bi or at least wanted to convince herself she was (college).
>was literally perfect, cute as fuck, great body, kinda childish, virgin, loved to be edged & made to ask for stuff.
>we realized we weren't really in love so "broke up" but basically remained the best of fwb's for a while
>ex gf then got together with her thicc bi girlfriend who had been wanting to fuck her since forever
>one night, ex calls me, visibly tipsy and tells me her and her gf had been drinking red wine and wanted to come to my place because "the more the merrier" or some shit
>20 minutes later
>mfw I was having a threesome with my ex and her 5'10" thicc amazon gf
>mfw thiccgrill and I bullied the fuck out of my tiny ex
>mfw she loved it
>mfw I fucked them both despite thiccgrill being obviously on the dykier side of bi, she came nonetheless though.
I still can't believe how lucky I got that night, or even in general, getting such a great gf/fwb. The only explanation I can think of is I have a big dick and that's maybe enough for teenagers.

my gf rubs my butthole during sex sometimes so 0.7?

AFAIK it's inaccurate and non applicable, but was a good effort for its time

around one or two
did some experimenting in my early teens but nothing that stuck or was romantic

1
id fuck a trap

so you're gay/bi then?

Why do bisexuals need five fucking special snowflake categories?

You have sex with men and women, and enjoy it. You're bi. Nobody cares.

6

bi i guess
i like bitches more though

So these are the people giving me life advice and calling me a faggot.....

Really made me think

2 and 4 need to switch places big time.

this two bee heich

congratulations, you're somewhere between a 2 and 3.

0 but I wish I were legitimately bi. I wish I could be attracted to anything actually, because then it would be a breeze to have sex with something I consider attractive.
To all bi guys (and maybe actual girls if there are), do you get turned on the same way with both guys and grills?
Apparently a lot of girls in hs/college pretend to be bi but actually derive little pleasure from having sex with girls. Like they can do it, they're not disgusted by it and maybe they'll even cum, but it's not what really gets them goin.

actually, if he ONLY faps to feminine TRAPS, which are 100% MEN, then he's a hard 6.

lul

then explain why they NEED to have a benis. if you think youre so hetero bc they "look like women" then why arent you watching porn of women. explain how the vagina ruins it, mr. hetero

5, hopefully 7 tonite

Bi Gi here, for me it's like when I'm in the mood for a particular food, like hotdogs. If I really want a hotdog, then it's what I'll actively seek, if I can't get it, but I am still hungry then I'll go to the cupboard and make myself a tuna sandwich. While it will fill my stomach, it won't stop my craving until I get what I'm after or I forget about it and move on until the next craving for oysters.

Or they could just be straight and are being tolerant of their gay friends advances in an effort to seem accepting and part of the gay crowd.

Are you late 20s>, user?
In my experience that age group tend to be more exclusively one or the other, and homosexual teenage fumblings rare, or restricted to rich private school boys.

t. Another flat zero who wonders why his younger friends will take cock then still claim to be straight

Well would you look at that.

futa is gay, its just less gay than this. this is whywe have a scale folks. futa is somewhere around 2-4 on the scale, trap is around 3-5

My father beat the shit out of me for really small things until I was 12 or so. I hated him, I guess that gave me "daddy issues." Noways I don't hate him so much, but I speak with him very occasionally.

when you say hot dog do you actually mean dick

IMO only women are on a "scale" like this. Men are straight, bi, or gay, period. And they know what they are. There is no "in between" like this.

Finally a man with taste

I think 1 or 2. Never had a gay encounter

>Bi Gi here
like an actual xx chromosome girl, born with a vagina, can give birth and everything? can you take pics of yourself in degrading poses and post them?

its hard to explain. A fork would make a terrible spoon, so if someone who really likes spoons and they saw a fork for the first time in their life, they would think it was terrible, even if it was a really good fork.

Guys are terrible at being women, so if you hold them to the standard of beauty that you hold women to, of course theyre going to be unattractive.

Theres a sort of power that men hold. Men will choose to have things happen, where women typically watch and wait for things to happen.

and trans, to me imo just seems like a dude in a wig. but, just because a pronoun is 'correct' does not mean its right. it would be correct to call a trans 'he' but it would be the right thing to do to cal them she, at least to their face. bc a chance to show other people my definition of gender does not mean that i should take this happiness away from another human being. all people have difficult things in their life, all people deserve love kindness and happiness, why miss the opportunity to give them just that

Have you ever met a girl? Annoying af

keked

This is why I rarely take any of your advice on relationships. You guys are all legitimately faggots from Reddit that barely lift. Oh and being gay isnt a thing. It is a result of sexual degeneracy. Gas yourselves faggots.

Umm you need to open your mind sweety