holy shit I finally got to use my strength gains for SOMETHING GOOD IN MY LIFE
>return home from grocery store >see a girl crying by the rubbish bin >remove my head phones >ask her what's wrong? >"I accidentally dropped my keys" >bin is deep, the under ground type >"wait for a minute i ll be back" >bring some tools >remove the lid off >"im going to jump inside" >"bb-but it's so deep how will you get back up?" >"don't worry" >jump >find the keys >give them to her >now I need to jump high in order to catch the bar holding the lid >thankfully the bin was for paper only, and people were throwing tons of paper, giving me enough resistance to be able to jump >jump high >catch the bar >pull myself up >"oh my god user you are so strong" >"he-eheh thanks" >"no problem! enjoy the rest of the night " >return home
That's awesome, but you should have gotten her name and number.
David Martin
is this what normal people would do?
>Tfw 26 year old virgin
Andrew Gutierrez
>>bin is deep, the under ground type Nice try manlet
Evan Mitchell
>manlet literally jumps into trashcan, doesn't even get girl's number lmaooo
Jaxon Lopez
>see girl crying by rubbish bin >lol dyel bitch? >push her in >kek
Carson Miller
what the fuck is an underground paper bin?
what backwater eurotrash shithole are you from
Evan Reyes
This
Grayson King
i think she wouldve given some sign for him to do that if she wanted it. in any case its good for a guy to do morally correct things without any expectation of reward. ya did good op
That sentence is a 100 fucking percent indicator of extreme lust for your D
Evan Davis
What the fuck kind of bin is this???
I'm imagining a deep pit with a bar near the top
Benjamin Martinez
This, its like its big enough to be a dumpster, but its an "under the ground type"? with a bar? are you sure it wasn't a sewer OP?
Carson Foster
...
Tyler Watson
This was it. The fact that she said it at all is an indicator that she was impressed enough to feel interest.
Michael Harris
You literally could've been like "You should just give me a call next time you drop your keys into another bin" "If this happens to you often you need to get some personal services" "Yeah I work out to be strong enough to save keys out of places" Any cheeky shit like that She also probably would've been a little more forward if she was interested Anyways you're a good guy user and that's all that matters
Camden Lee
you jumped in and out of a trash can for some whore and you feel good about it you faggot maybe you weren't meant for the aesthetic lifestyle
Jace Morris
>return home Are you a faggot or just stupid?
Adam Morales
>at supermarket where lots of swole people go at night >buff jamal in front of me >cute black girl working register >they start flirting in tribal ebonics speak >checking out, he can t lift the bags she's handing him >muh shoulders.gif >'nigga you got all this muscle and can t pick up these bags haha omg wish I had my phone filming this shit righ hereee' >laughs at him in a cruel and vicious manner >brother jamal gets his bags handed to him low,walks out head down and shoulders slumped geez that was just brutal
Bentley Perry
>be avid lifter >some dog was trapped on a heavy fence >pull day was yesterday, DOMS >"help,help!" says the owner >tfw didn't help because i didn't want to fuck with my gains >dog dies >lady cries no guilt
she was crying because she was gonna lose her job as the manlet handler.
Cameron Rivera
Don't do this
Jordan Cruz
>be me >chilln in my studio apartment late night >hear girl screaming crazy domestic violence type stuff >run outside white Knight style >nobody else in apartment complex has the balls to do so as well >run over to the scene >guy and girl outside of apartment >furniture outside of apartment, huge dresser on a dolly >I ask if everything is alright >pretty hot blonde says she wants her dresser back in the apartment >boyfriend has kicked her out > He is fat and pudgy and manlet >I ask her if she wants me to move it back in >she says yes >he says,"you're not using my dolly!" as he grabs his dolly >I bear hug the dresser and effortlessly carry it back into the apartment >both of them stand there in amazement with their jaws on the floor >I ask, "anything else?" >both of them say, "n,n,n,n,no" >peace restored and they don't make another sound >I get some sleep and good rest for the gym the next day >I think to myself, why is everyone else so pathetic?
