Nofap Day 5: The Hump

How's Veeky Forums doing today with their collective celibacy?

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Day 5 is always the worst for me, my balls are blueberries by then

Day 3, I-I was just going to edge a little...

>hour 2 of nofap

Day 15

This is the part where it get's much easier, at this point if you did it right you really stop thinking about sex, your dick is permanently soft, but all that focus makes you feel like a god.

>Having done this before

Why did you relapse if you were over the hump already?

Boredom is a hell of a drug.

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^^^
Got me to where I am now, I think my longest streak was 48 days, I was going strong but I went between jobs and had nothing to do all day so I relapsed from boredom.

Great! Not being celibate really makes nofap a breeze.

I am in too, guys. Last time i tried i couldnt stop thinking about raping my 40 year old gardener. Then i fapped and it felt so underwhelming. I am still unsure if there are any benefits that are not placebo

Having a huge proton shit at the gym, so this is going to be a long post.


I lost my virginity when i was 20 to my oneitis. Been friends with her for years on facebook and i always looked at her profile pictures thinking "man, the guy who gets to bang her is so lucky". I still can't believe she was interested in me. I didn't lift. I was chubby and dressed like a beta.

Anyway, i wont go into detail on how we hooked up, but the first time we had sex i was so nervous, i couldn't keep it up for more than a minute. This kept happening the next 3 times. The 4th time i could tell she was sad and probably thought i didnt find her attractive so i finally admitted that i was a virgin. She started crying and smiling, and then she hugged me and kept kissing me and told me that i shouldve just said so from the beginning.

Next few times it was still a struggle for me, and then i started to worry that i might be suffering from PIED. Since i wasnt nervous around her naked anymore or worried she would judge my out of shape body, so i thought, what else could it be? I used to fap 4-5 times a day for years and always used death grip (real pussy isn't that tight). Anyway she dumped me in the end and said the usual bullshit "i'm not ready for a commitment". I wad heartbroken and contemplated suduko for months. I then decided to make a change. I started lifting and began nofap on May 1st 2016 and i havent fapped since. The next time i got laid was about 4 months after doing nofap, and the experience was otherwordly. I actually felt the intimacy of having sex which made me rock hard, whereas before i was numb to these kinds of feelings for some reason. I've never looked back since. Porn really fucked with my perception of how real sex is like. I don't believe in all the pseudo science they spew out over on r/nofap, but i do believe it will cure youre ED.

If you don't read anything else in this thread, at least read this

I found the key to no fap no porn.

Once a week reward urself with a handjob from an asian massage parlor.

U will cum like a dragon

Day 4 here.

I touched slightly yesterday and viewed about 5 minutes of pron but closed tabs and went out instead.

We're all gonna make it....until tonight when I'm alone with my laptop...and camgirls.. .

Nofap noporn is the only way to fight the pronographix jew.

For me I always collapse around day 15/two weeks
I'll go to classes and want to fuck anything with a vagina

Not great, got a bj earlier

day 7 here.
starting to regret dumping my girlfriend a month ago.

Going to be a cold winter ...

Fucking this, I've been using that video for a month now and it's worked amazingly

Didn't think anyone else here had used it.

Day 8 here. Feeling uncomfortable for the whole day because of blue ball pain. My whole abdomen is tense. What's gonna help with this?

Bust a nut to start fresh, then use hypnosis to adjust your mind to not care about jacking it

After 1 month nofap my penor shrinks aND it's difficult to get a boner

>i couldn't keep it up for more than a minute
Literally me. Not because she wasn't attractive, she was on the upper end of real women but she didn't have shit on anime girls. My brain was really that fucked up that in order to keep myself going, I had to quickly go into the bathroom to check out some depraved shit and get hard before coming back.

Nofap is terrible for me. My sex drive dies after a while and I don't even need to approach women. Why would anyone want to get in this state?

Higher calling than sex?

day 34 here. past week has been rough af with dem post workout urges

Same. Or I will go on a bender.

S A M E
who ever you are we are in this together brother.
NoFap is the only option/ currently day 2

>real pussy isnt that tight
u havent had tight pussy user

Honestly I just fap to nudes I get I haven't seen porn in 3 months. No porn is the way to go.

Anyone ever develop a rash or chafe that required no fap? I think I shaved too close or with a crappy blade so now fapping is painful.

Been on "day 1" of nofap for years so maybe it's a godsend. Anyone else every have some injury help with nofap? Broken wrist?

>just woke up from a seizure
>thanks user
jk ill give this a try

Had a broken wrist when I was in middle school. Ever since, I have fapped with my left hand.

>I found the key
>Just waste 80 dollars on a handy from an uggo asian woman

Lol at your fucking life

havent made it past day 4. have been trying nofap for 8 months...

Jesus Christ, mate. That's when you know you have an issue. Have you sorted yourself out?

Heavy exercise alleviates blue balls.

>lost track of how many days I've been on noporn
>have been fapping to imagination
>realized yesterday that I'm still imagining porn and haven't really rebooted from that
>now I'm on day 1 of nofap, going 90 days, so that I can reboot from porn

It's gonna be tough brehs, but hopefully I can use the willpower gains I got from noporn

Going on my third week of nofap.
Women aren't attractive to me anymore.

You guys are fucking trolls. Nofap made me get a boner from looking at my sister.
I was with my sister abroad and went for about 2 weeks without porn or fapping or sex to see what this meme was all about and noticed that on day 13 I was popping a boner just by watching random cable tv ads. It made me more anxious and pretty disappointed in myself for getting wood while sitting on the floor with my sister.
When we got in our room I didn't look at porn and it was day 14 and I closed my eyes and began to fantasize about things then I ended up meeting her in the bathroom doing a shower while I was going for a piss and couldn't resist and blew a load in her that had the force of a Ferrari.
Personally I blame Veeky Forums for that.

alright, back to day 1 again. Ill focus more on short-term goals instead of long term. 90 days just sounds daunting. Ill try 22.

Any stories to share about nofap and social anxiety? Does it help? Its the only thing i am interested in, since i dont notice many of the reported side effects from daily masturbation (like low interest in normal girls, i dont have that).

I finally started approaching other people, which always felt impossible, but i i'm not over it yet. If i dont keep practicing i will slip back to just staring at people and saying "hi" and "bye"

Very good post

thats not a woman senpai

I used to be able to nofap for a month, but ever since my oneitis showed telltale signs she was interested in me, I couldn't last for two days without fapping.

This sounds insane, but if you go out after fapping and interact with a hot female (ex. store clerk) then you almost feel a sense of disappointment that she knows you're empty of sperm to give her.
If you talk to a qt with big full nofap balls, it's like they can sense the breeding potential and that makes for a certain electricity between you.

you realise that one of the reasons she shows interest is because you carry a full sack of seed unlike 90% of the population who can't go longer than 3 days without busting a nut, right user?

Nah bro. She's interested because the last time she saw me was as a dyel beta. Now I'm a fit autist. Nofap will definitely boost your testosterone level tho.

Day 16 here
I felt mostly good for the last two weeks and i have been more social and goal oriented. Acne is also a lot better (idk if it's related).

Fucking depressed tonight though. It's like i'm always chasing a ghost and it turns to ash when i touch it

Not him, but my spaghetti will explode out of my pockets whenever I meet my oneitis while on nofap.

literally what the fuck.

today was a bad day for me i fapped twice now i feel like a broken man

I don't know if I'm hitting extremely late puberty or just reacting to an increase in test, but I can't go more than 3 days nofap without creaming my pants in my sleep. I've washed my sheets four times in the last two weeks. And I want to rape pretty much everything that moves.

Thats a great way to think about (that is actually true); next time you talk with a cute girl on nofap, try to feel your balls in your body and all that sperm filling, all that energy, and 'transfer' that into the interaction. Women can feel it:"aw shit, he can get me pregnant gof the next five generations!"

This is what women find desearable

i went a week once and when i came my jizz was thick and chunky as hell

jesus christ

Mine is super watery after a week

I think that means it's a shit ton of precum

This

Tight pussy is tighter than deathgrip tbqh

Had a wet dream this morning

I guess nofap is not for me

Wet dream != Failed no fap

It means you have excess semen and you body is expelling them. Good work bro

so can I still be nofap if I only jack it like once or twice a month?
I went 13 days, felt the clarity and focus that is often talked about, but I saw one picture of a Taiwanese cutie on my dating app and I was so hard it was dribbling so I had to release the valves. I haven't looked at porn in a month and have only jerked it twice. am I still no fap?
>pic not related

>your dick is permanently soft
Sounds horrible.

i am NEET and fapped 5 times today but at least i have been on noporn for over a year

nofap is a meme unless are good looking with social anxiety. if you are ugly with social anxiety nofap will do nothing

nofap is a meme period, going over a month is just retarded and only makes sense if you're trying to get some sensitivity back

Any confirmed skin benefits from longer nofap periods?

I know there's that one pic anons used to post about some guy doing research on how nofap improves skin, if someone can repost it I'd be thankful.

>day 8
MY BALLS
ARE GOING TO EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOODE

i made it to 2 weeks in february and it was so easy.
Now i just fucking cant, I lasted 1 week recently then relapsed.

I watched this video and got flashbacks of a fucking dark souls meme video using the same music

Subliminals actually work no lie. This guy has great ones: youtube.com/watch?v=8cAcDGtqI5U
Also matrixplay on youtube.

>tfw no fap
>tfw random drama bootycall I want nothing more to do with posts hot pic on IG
>tfw I like the pic because horny
>tfw she texts me after
>tfw now we're hanging out tomorrow which will bring weeks worth of drama into my life

thanks no fap

Day 2: Nothing to report here really, aside that I nearly broke it at the end of Day 1 out of boredom.
Which made me realize I mostly do it because I can and got nothing better to do.

36 hours in. But it's fine, had the meanest of all months.

Ive been fapping 2 3 times a day for 2 years now. been a virgin before last week, the chick I was with ended up sucking my dick for 15 minutes straight it seemed like and I couldn't cum.

did i kill my dick or what the fuck?

Found that I was unable to maintain an erection last night. Going to the doctor on Wednesday. Can't get hard at all. Hold me, lads, I'm 19. This isn't supposed to happen to me. At least I now have an excuse to quit porn.

stop jacking off and the sensitivity will return brah. I'm the same. i can't come from fucking and I've slowly been slowing my happing and not death gripping when i do. now i can almost come from fucking.

same bro. when i fucked for the first time at 18 i couldn't get hard and i had problems for a few years. i thought i had a physiological problem. then i just calmed the fuck down as i left teenage years and it became natural. once you do it properly once or twice you'll be fine. stop porn, but also let urself relax. whatever you are feeling, the girl is 100x more nervous. just fuck the shit outta her and fuggedaboudit

Nah man, I was alone jerking it. Still a virgin.

no fap doesnt cure atism

oh fuck. I'm sorry bro. get it checked by doc definitely then

I keep relapsing whenever I get drunk, I NEED to bust a load

cunts..I have that post workout urge.

BOUT TO BREAK THAT 34 DAY STREAK FUCK

Day 7 here

10 + days,

I feel pure rage. I am angry all the time. I want to kill something to feel better. Or fuck something. I dont think about sex at all desu just violence.
All my sexual energy is in training now. I caught myself fantasizing about todays workout yesterday before falling asleep (which happened pretty hard and late). The fantasy was borderline sexual. The squeezing out of last reps, the pure clarity of mind that happens in agony of long sets when the heart is drumming like a fucking taiko drummers, and when you can feeel the acid in your muscles moving slowly but adding more and more with every rep. And in that pain there is a release of all mental worry and weakness..
And then I rack the weight and suddenly there is blood flow everywhere and I feel lighter than vapor.

I swear I orgasm in a way in every set.
I used to train every other day, now I feel the need to train every single day and my recovery and energy levels are off the charts.
I dont smile at all anymore so dunno about that.

Also increased sense of self respect, I was always confident but didnt have self respect as much, but now I feel this sense of worth and with this came the painful realization of how many trash people I let be part of my life, and how fucking worthless they were all along.

Feeling POWERFUL like nothing can put me down anymore. Its a good feeling but its coupled with alot of "dark" vibes.
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Also feeling like I wont tolerate even a little bullshit, like I could kill or be killed over little fucking shit that would usually just go ignored.

I am unable to be "the bigger man"the other day I wanted to knee-skull this fucking kid that stared at me while I was having a drink.

a fitting car for a douchebag like you

>lost virginity at 22
>had the same thing

i literally had to get my phone, and watch porn by myself to get properly into the mood before she rode me to creampie town

Nofap made me hyperactive, tried to stop jerking it during a week holiday abroad. Was so horny on the first day that I ended up getting fucked in the ass by an asian tranny. I'll tell the whole story if someone wants to hear it.

oH A JEW.

GTFO

was actually pretty good you should try it you fucking faggot

Surprisingly well. Switched coffee for green tea to lower my test.

oh the irony

>"I'll just edge a little"
>end up edging for like 2 or 3 hours
>move around incredibly slowly in excruciating pain for the rest of the day

I do this about 2 times a week. Never learn.

post story pls

I have no willpower. Is there some software solution to block all porn?

how long does it take you get the shine back in your eye? mine seem to entirely depend on how recent i've jerked it. right after and the day after, my eyes droop, i look like a retard and have no glaze to my eyes. but after like day 5 they pierce everything

Halfway through the week I got sick and haven't felt like fapping at all. Just hit a week now.

was on day 5 on friday

not got hard/horny for all 5 days really desu

decided to fap on day 5, was barely aroused and the orgasm was weak and boring

can someone explain this? normally im dying by this day

Never gotten under 70 bros... This time ill go all the way