This is a boys only thread ! Girls keep out! What's your favorite food?

This is a boys only thread ! Girls keep out! What's your favorite food?

I'll start : pizza (pic related)

pumpkin spice bagels
err I mean cheesecake
no wait I mean ribs. big baby back ribs with lots of bbq sauce
oh yea I love that stuff since I am a man. I bench heavy and stuff. manly

>6%

I like cheese burgers and I also like to make you insecure about your small dick

Flapjacks man, fkn the manliest food you can eat, mix in your favorite protein and you got yourself a one Way ticket to gainsville

You would have done great breaking out in the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song there, but understandably it is a dated meme, and perhaps a few years before your time.

I love my small dick. How's that fat belly?

This guy knows what is up.

potato pancakes with eggs benedict

Ass

pussy

...

I love my fat belly but it needs work, at least this is something that I can fix. lol

Sloppy Joes

Jelly filled doughnuts.

Shut up Brock you virgin

would eat with my mouth

>Implying a small dick needs fixing
I doubt you can fix that belly with that perspective. Good luck being a land whale.

KC Strip Gyro. With extra tziki sauce.

>Implying a small dick needs fixing
Be honest with yourself, if you had a magic pill that fixes your dick length to 8 or 9 you would take that pill even if it costed $1000. Good thing weight loss is possible and free

Nope. I truly love my small dick. You on the other hand cannot say the same thing about your fat belly.

>I truly love my small dick.
Dude why did you admit that you have a small peen in the first place, and expressing your forced love towards your small peen to internet strangers. Don't stress yourself you gon get a heart attack

Actually, you guys.
>be 345 lbs
>dick seems to be 3 inches
>sad
>years later
>lose 115 lbs
>dick seems to be 6 and a half inches
>still overweight and still losing and still getting longer
I'd rather be fat than have a small dick because I know I can lose weight.

chuckled, thanks for the laugh I needed it.

im going to fuck you so hard with my 8x5.5 inch you won't be able to walk.

I would fuck you so hard with my 8 incher

whadebber id takes :-DDD

Medium rare steak with green beans and chips. Chimmichurri sauce all over chips and beans.

After that its probably some sort of spicy pizza with chicken, jalapeños and chillis

Terrible taste. I bet you're Mexican.