>go drinking
>end up talking to girl
>hit it off at the bar
>going super well
>leave for my apartment
>see that she is out of shape
>start teasing her because I'm a dick
>she starts backing off
>texts her friend that was with my friend to bail her out
>was almost about to seal the deal
Fuck my narcissism man I am too much like Patrick Bateman for me to be able to talk to chicks like a regular human being. She was chubby though so why would I bother. Fat bitch hahahahahahaha
Because fucking her would have been a greater chore than having a cool story.
This
I've zero interest in hearing a successful "I got laid" story from my friends. Now, if something went wrong or something stupid happened I'm all fucking ears.
I don't ever tell stories about when I get my end away either. But I love telling the stories when shit goes pear shaped.
You're right dude. The conversation was interesting at the bar but then I saw her physique and I was a little disgusted. Shut tits and bod. Why waste my time. Plenty of fish in the sea.
>fucking a whale
women are replaceable, but your dignity is not man. you made the right choice
You ain't wrong. Hell, I used to fuck whales. Now? I won't touch her if she's not intelligent, in shape, has her shit together, etc. etc.
Also, if you were disgusted of her back in the bar, it wouldn't really have improved in the bedroom.
If anything you would have been disgusted with yourself afterwards, and then came here to post; "I've sexed a fat chick, A-am I making it guys?"
What happened might have been unpleasant, but sometimes life is unpleasant.
Perhaps he did the deed and made up the 2nd half of the story for laughs.
THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL AUTISM
YOUR INSECURITIES LITERALLY MADE YOU MAKE FUN OF A GIRL YOU'RE ABOUT TO FUCK
THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER AUTISM
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why must it always be autism when a dude doesn't want to fuck a girl
i'd lose my boner in an instant if i saw a girl with rolls and big ol pancake tits. young dumb girls are good for their physiques and not much else; if they aint got that, what do they have?
it's funny because you don't even realize how autistic you sound
We get that you would fuck anything but some people has normal standards user
"Why girls dont like me im a nice guy"
Also that waz not your nercisisim. It was your insecurity of yourself. You afraid to be with a woman so you did your best to fuck it up.
What did you actually say to her? I gotta hear this.
this
I have so many friends that I notice are lowkey insecure behaving like this
>"nah I saw her hugging another guy so fuck that whore"
>"she wasn't that hot so I just came as fast as I could to get over with it ha ha"
>"I have high standards, I can get someone hotter"
>"she wasnt Veeky Forums"
Oh fuck I do this. Is this bad? I knew I was insecure as fuck but do my best to suppress it.
Ok I'm sobered up now
>situation at bar is great
>physical contact and faces getting close
>friend suggests to take his girl back to our place by suggesting that we all go see the cat at our place
>see her body
>fucking ew
>her face was fattish and qt but her body was something else
>wide shoulders with a fridge body
>kept looking for excuses for my drunk self to fuck her
>gross small tits that would probably look like two doorknobs with nipples
>ass was wide flat and nonexistent
>this must have mentally changed my drunken selfs game plan
>shared three pitchers of beer with my friend in 4 or 5 hours and I had the majority
>terrible pace
>I was sort of fake nice at the bar because fuck it ut now it was real me
>would question her thought process for every thing she did
>brought up fitness and said she should go with me
>"I already look good I dont need the gym"
>"well I could could make you *smirk and laugh* better
>basically was offended I get it
>I was too drunk to care so fuck it her physique need medical attention as far as I am concerned
>continue up to my apartment to talk to her
>distant but I keep pushing to fuck since I'm drunk and never get laid like this
>keep enticing her to my room
>she resists and I have to switch gears to seal the deal
>can tell she is starting to come around
>her friend comes out with my friend and says they should leave
>my friend says she got a text telling her they should head out soon
>believe me when I say I could have Dennis style banged he rmif she didnt have backup
>implication
>also implied I was skelly when talking about the gym
>desu she would have been fucking embarressed if we both got naked
>don't really care that she is gone but fuck it I could have done it
>not sure if I should have because she is below my standards but drunk me was downtown Charlie Brown
>all and all pleasant experience and in hindsight I made the correct decision
> is this bad?
you are literally being insecure about insecure, i'd say yes.
How do I fix it
>"I already look good I dont need the gym"
You done right.
With that behaviour you're making excuses to avoid hitting on chicks but in your mind you convince yourself you tried.
Be brave and don't be afraid to fuck up from time to time, and if you do fuck up, try again. If you fuck up and go away instantly they'll think you're a looser - trying again makes you appear like you don't give so many fucks.
Girls get attached when you make the emotional, all kinds of emotions. Don't be nice all the time, relax and stop paying all your attention to her for a while, make her wonder, otherwise it'll be obvious you're trying to fuck she'll notice too.
t. virgin