>Walking down street >Some dudes from some organization taking surveys >Dude comes up to me, start talking, tell him I go to school at D1 athletics uni >"You play football?" >tell him I don't >"oh do you play some other sport? or do you just work out?"
Later that day >Getting haircut from new barber >asks me if I play sports
Must be 4.5/10 in the looks department like me. Only bros mirin.
Xavier Anderson
Friend tells me I remind him of a military general with the way I carry myself.
Adrian Wright
>mom said I'm handsome >made eye contact with a girl the other day >gym receptionist said have a nice day and smiled
William Gomez
>user you look buff in that shirt >well you see the key there is I was buff before I put on the shirt
Jackson James
>Hang out with some of my classmates/friends drinking >Drunk bros say I'm a good looking guy and ask for gym advice and dieting >tfw I don't diet but do SS. Dyel by Veeky Forums's standards
>At a cafe today waiting for my calc study group to show up >start studying and reviewing >middle aged woman comes up to me and says "Sorry to interrupt but I wanted to tell you you're a handsome man." >y-you t-too
Weird mires desu
Christian Nelson
>>middle aged woman comes up to me and says "Sorry to interrupt but I wanted to tell you you're a handsome man." that was your cue to fuck her
Evan Gomez
>ss huehue
Henry Campbell
>Mom said I'm handsome >Don't believe her >ask female friend >she says "yeah you are handsome. Too bad you are so short though." >She starts laughing >Tfw
Kevin Torres
Bren, I think your friend is trying to tell you he wants the D, you should give it to him.
No homo
Chase Wright
Did you at least get the woman's name?
Jack Wright
>go to community center gym >decide to go for a swim after workout >it's pretty early so the only people there are those old ladies doing water aerobics >walking by hear "mama mia there's a nice build"
Have I made it brahs?
Jacob Ramirez
>Drunk bros say I'm a good looking guy and ask for gym advice and dieting not what I expected
Jaxson Adams
>girl told me I had an awesome beard today
It's something at least
Liam Thompson
Underrated
Lucas Clark
>at work last night >seas a qt staring me up and down she is trying to be discrete but I notice >smile at her and she turns to face and was about to say something >notice the massive cold sore on her face as she turned >I noped the fuck outa there She may not have been miring or just wanted to ask a question as I do work here lol but I wasn't going to take any chances with that.
Later that night >still at work >IswearIfuckingLivehere.net >late 30's woman who is also working here starts a conversation with me >I am kind of in charge a bit too and board at fuck >hang out talking shit and banter >wake up next day >some how she get me email and number >I now have a stalker guys We are all going to make it
Aiden Gutierrez
I'm not attracted to older woman breh. >22 >only attracted to native girls my age.
Justin Torres
>I'm not attracted to older woman You're a colossal cockmongling faggotron, user. Even Benjamin Franklin recommended keeping an older lady as a side piece. You think you're slicker than Big Ben?
Some guy who literally gets paid to talk to people asks you a question...
Barber who doesn't want you sitting there like a quiet autistic asks you a question...
>Not sure if trolling or legitimately retarded >Neither person mired but asked you a legitimate question while they were getting paid
Charles Hernandez
How tall?
Henry Carter
I don't know if this counts as a genuine mire, but some high school girls I teach freaked out when they returned from summer vacation and saw how much weight I lost. They asked if I was going to get a six pack.
Felt pretty good, man. Last year some high school boys asked me for my 3 sizes.
If I'm going to get pseudo sexually harassed by Japanese teens, I'd much rather it be girls.
Gabriel Martin
>walking in park >hear "Hey there, good lookin'!" >glance through sunglasses >some lady and some guy at a table >assume she is talking to him >as I walk by "Hey, I'm talking to you!" >pls no >have to listen to some drunk lady >her leg is broken, no cast >she is being monitored by the sherrif's department
Why can't we all agree to just trade awkward glances? I've had a few more
>running with xc team >I'm the one who lifts >2 girls drive by in a convertible while we're waiting to cross "Have sex with us!" >ok then >was just sexually assaulted >#feminism I guess
Another time
>running solo this time >science major masterrace having to run by myself because lab >running on gravel path >some girl talking to her parents while walking backwards >turns to investigate what is making those crashing footfalls >stops walking and stares >her parents smirk
Another time
>finish run >its spring in SoCal, so its 1 million degrees >no shirt, tiny running shorts, sweating profusely >2 girls walk by >the one closest to me takes a good look at my junk >glances up at me and then looks away like nothing happened >I'm ok with this because I've done the same thing with cleavage >she takes another look at my junk >looks up at me while blushing >I give her a small smile
I've also been honked at multiple times while running. Here's something embarrassing that happened to me
>working out in college weight room >just me and another girl >xc team calls her "thick" because she is >baseball team simply calls her "ass" >I'm doing chest, she's doing the splits and bending over against the wall >we're on opposite sides of the room >I have to fart >move to wall opposite her to be as far away as possible >the instant I relax my external anal sphincter she gets up to get some gear hanging on the wall I farted on >of course >its a death fart, too >she has to smell my death fart >not even mad because even though I'm the only one in the room she saw me walk as far away from her as possible
Lucas Edwards
>asked me for my 3 sizes What did they mean by that?
Christian Phillips
Japs are weird like that. If you're a foreigner they view you more as an object in some ways.
Isaac Torres
thats just normal stuff that happens, i don't think any of these are mires. sorry bro
Brandon Ward
Height, shoe size, cock size.
Asian teens are weird and shameless when it comes to asking details like that of their foreign teachers
Aiden Scott
Bust, waist, and hip measurements. I think it's a fairly common thing in Japanese media, like, any sexy female character will be very proud of her 3 sizes.
They were making fun of my fat tits, I assume.
Wait, really? I've never heard of that description.
Jaxon Butler
Holy fucking kek
Isaiah Watson
>mom tells me that it shows that im gymming >dad says nothing about it but occasionally mentions that he wants to join a fitness club "but yours is too expensive" and bought some sort of a bench to do situps on I'm pretty sure I'd have more if my job wasn't basically speedwalking for 9 hours killing my gains and exhausting me to the point of skipping gym days
Lincoln Wilson
Should have farted in the toilets lmao
Jackson Ortiz
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Xavier Bennett
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Cameron Allen
You don't have to say no homo if its a friend. It's just friendship don't make it weird bro.
Aiden Diaz
Someone post the "do you have a boner?" Webm
David Robinson
there is no stopping a death fart
Jacob Powell
yeah ill pass on ol ben's advice and that pic too.
Benjamin Hughes
Only been mired for my gains a few times, but I do get a lot of mires for my deep voice
Charles Collins
>at a club with a girl >she lifts my t shirt up >"I have to admit I wasn't expecting a six pack"
Kind of a backhanded compliment, but it feels good. Still a 20 year old virgin though
David Rogers
Best mire in thread lol
Blake Ortiz
>does this dress make me look fat? >you looked fat before you put the dress on
David Anderson
>only attracted to native girls Wtf why?
Logan Ross
>at uni, chairs organized in a circle for a discussion >go with a sleeveless shirt >professor talking >chick points the camera of her smartphone to me >mirin.jpg >she talks to her friend, without moving the camera from my direction >I smile >she elbows her friend, smiles and puts the camera down
Feels good, brah.
Isaiah Bell
I wish to feel this feel one day.
Mason Reed
Thats a good one
Isaac Sanchez
>wake up to dogs fighting >mom and sister screaming their lungs out >goes on for a few minutes >they can't break them up >come out of my room half asleep and go into the back yard >sisters boyfriend watching wondering wtf he is supposed to do >i grab huskie on the back of the neck and pull him off other dog >pick him up and throw him in the house >later that night sister tells me her boyfriend jokingly asked what kind of sterons i'm on because i picked the dog up with like one hand and threw him in the house >next day grandma is over and as i walk past her she asks "so what is it you've been doing user?" >"have you been working out?" >n-no haha >comments on my back chest and shoulders and tells me i'm starting to look like a football player >dad chimes in "yeah i've noticed he's been filling out" >laugh it off as i autistically walk to my room not sure if they've figured out i've been working out and are trying to motivate me or if its because i was wearing a pretty baggy shirt that made me look bigger than usual but it felt good. I'm only 141 lbs which makes me skeptical but i used to be a 120lb spooky skeleton so who knows.
Adam Nguyen
are you like 5' tall? An adult male has not business being under 200 lbs
Oliver Gray
Are you postal user?
Ryan Miller
>Go to bank >Attendant is a middle aged woman >after finishing my bussness she asks if I work on TV >Says n-no nervously >She keeps insisting >Give a nervous bye and start running out of the bank
The awkward part is that she kept insisting like I really was trying to hide.
Ryan Clark
Baggy shirts make you look smaller.
Ayden Ramirez
The correct response is: I actually work in adult films.
Jack Hughes
>Go to parents house, see neighbor kid from when I used to live there, he's an adult now.
>He comments on how big I am and asks if I've been working out
>Tell him I'm trying to be a bodybuilder
>He says I should go to the club with him and be his bodyguard cause he's been knocking niggas out
>Tell him to get big like me and no one will mess with him
I've been getting a lot of dudes miring me lately, someone told me I looked like a bouncer the other day at my sister in law's wedding
Mason Rogers
Don't give up user. In a few months all your friends are going to be talking about how much weight you lost/gained depending on what your goal is and they will all be proud of your progress and wish they had your determination.
Luke White
"mama mia" hahahhahahahahahaha, you made it bruh
Noah Perry
This was really enjoyable to read.
Kayden Gutierrez
>out clubbing with a couple of friends >meet some girls >start drinking/ dancing, fun night >walk out the club >3 tourists from bongland ask us how to get to some place >start giving them directions while trying to pull off an english accent >one of the girls we were out with looks at me smiling >"wow user, you reminded me of Colin Firth with that accent!" >t-thanks
Robert Young
>leave gym with a nice pump in my arms >wearing a tank top >stop and buy a drink from a street vendor on the way home >old asian dude street vendor across the road. mirin >as I look at him he gives me the thumbs up
I haven't made it yet, but I'm a white dude in asia, so I look big in comparison
Jaxon Lewis
Question: If a hideous girl came up to you and commented on your physique, would you be repulsed or flattered?
Ryder Brown
I am going to japland in the spring for exchange program, where can i find some good gyms in tokyo.
Dylan Rodriguez
This is way better than having some skank use you for attention
Luis James
This is gold, I'll remember this
Jason Hernandez
Mires only brought me depression, fucking friends gfs and strangers gfs. Really made me fuckin cynical . So sad when people throw themselves at me and then the decent girs dont even give a second look
Evan Brooks
> Get felt up by managers at work (grab arms, shoulders, chest) > Get called The Beast, The Chest etc > Get asked by some guy if I would be interested in playing Aussie Football > People constantly say how big I look
Still feel small, and haven't even hit 2/3/5/6 yet
Will the dismorphia ever go away?
Ian Lee
Depends. If it's a friendly comment and she leaves it there, that's flattering I guess. If she tries to get touchy feely or implies that something should happen between us, that's fucking gross.
Jason Garcia
6 foot 2
Gabriel Cruz
Bruh your family want to fuck you dude. DO IT
Lincoln Bennett
>someone remembers me Y-yes
Hudson Watson
God damn I hate this shit when some ugly ass boss is touchy feely with ur arms. I aint ur kid u homo/hag
Blake Morales
No it won't. I'm about same as you and still feel dyel some days
Jace Wood
ouch my feels
Logan Morales
Family members were the first to notice that I've been working out because the usual greeting in our family is a hug and my back and chest are really solid.
Elijah Morgan
DELETR THIS
Sebastian Ortiz
Seriously if you are under 7 foot, then you are basically a baby
Gabriel Harris
>usually go grocery shopping after gym Saturday morning >in the produce aisle grabbing some veggies when I see a group of 5 middle school girls >they all walk right by me staring at me and giggling >hear one whisper 'wow he's cute' >ignore them because I'm not a pedo >later in the checkout line start putting all my shit up on the table >look back down the aisle and see one of the girls smiling at me >look away and finish putting all my groceries on the table >look back down the aisle and all five girls are there staring at me and smiling >two of them wave to me >smile back and turn around to pay the cashier It's weird to think at one point in the past I could've made one of them my wife.
Landon Hughes
kek, I will take this in account
Aiden Scott
>at uni >queuing for lunch >student in her late forties on my course joins me >tells me I'm showing my muscles of in my Tshirt >w-what >she touches my arms >get a boner
Eli Ross
>I wasn't expecting a six pack You should wear clothes tighter around the waist user, don't be afraid to show off
Grayson Mitchell
>sit in train across shy goth looking girl >she subtly tries taking a pic of me multiple times without being noticed I noticed from the beginning
Alexander Thomas
t. fatass
Eli Gomez
>be full-normie >lots of friends, half of my friend group are female
>still virgin. never had a gf >bounce back at every touch from someone >not used to feeling the warmth of someone else's body, for example when you sit with three people on a narrow couch
Benjamin Thomas
Literal faggot
He was a founding father. What the fuck have you done with your life
Owen Sullivan
>in the past Why not wait it out, user. It's not like you're a pedo or anything
Joseph Butler
so, how autistic would be to feel annoyed and pissed about this? asking for a friend
Evan Stewart
old dude mire is best mire. Silent nods and thumbs up are the best
Luke Rodriguez
>At beach with friends >Ask friend to put sunscreen on my back >"Whoa, user, you've got back muscles!" >Thanks >Tells my friend and his girlfriend to look at my back Kind of a weird thing to tell people to do but whatever.
David Rivera
>Be 6' >Turned off by short women >Only get mired by womanlets IT'S NOT FAIR
Evan Carter
Very. It's a compliment if anything, so if you should do anything about it, it would be making Zyzz pose so they can take a good picture while they are at it.
Gavin Butler
Trips of truth
Lincoln Green
the 4th one was a fucking fuck yea story which made my day
these are the stories I like
keep going my fucking brethren
Carter Gomez
>tfw you got a six pack and solid chest but you're low bf% so you don't look big in a shirt >only 155lb at 5'9
Should I just bulk and give up some definition? I see people my height and even less get noticed for being big but I look better than all of them when the shirt comes off but no one ever sees that. I live in fucking Canada where beach season is 2 months at best. What do bros?
Easton Parker
I would have called her a bitch on the spot.
Robert Adams
"solid chest" at 155lb kek
Mason Thompson
155lb might seem small until you take into account I'm natty, 5'9 and basically "shredded". If I was roided out maybe I could hold that kinda bf% at 190lb.
Ryder Russell
Im same height as you with a little less mass and I know what you mean. Just finished cutting, look great at home in front of the mirror and now its fucking 12°C outside here in Europe
I considered making an Instagram account to post some attention whore shirtless pics just so a few people can appreciate my effort
Ethan Allen
Yeah the girls would love and mire my body if they ever saw it :" (, too bad I can never reach that stage. Forever autist.
Owen Reyes
>tfw manlet is it worth lifting I just want my ego to be fed
Matthew Gomez
>Socialise like a normie for the first time in months >some guy comments on my arms >later another guy does too >another guy is acting very weird around me, later after a few drinks he reveals he's bi and it all makes sense
t-thanks Veeky Forums I'd almost think they were mires if it wasn't for the fact I'm fat and dyel, even if I have been lifting at around maintenance for the past 4 years
Joseph Taylor
>wear fitted t-shirt >guy asks me if I lift >say yes
Isaac Rogers
You need to go get them bro, I'm 9/10 and only get hit on in clubs and bars.