Tfw she finally notices me

you look small

This. Genuinely interested in "rating your rip 1-10"

...

I hope she has feminine penis

Corn on the kob

post girl

youtu.be/RrgsWH_pzMo

Its nothing special lol

> 10/10 body

What about the face? Why did she specify body?

...

put your wiener in her wiener

>gives body 10/10

what about the face?

>calls video "imgay"
>acts faux outraged and uses exclamation points

next time, start swimming toward the horizon and dont stop

Thanks for delivering. I wouldn't give your body 10/10 but its definitely enough for the sloots.

good job pham

vry pretty, go forth user

I know I'm not a 10/10 and she probably was just being nice
Tbh i run outside and dose MT2 Once a week W/ a tanning bed session. It has made my skin look way better and my under eye circles are gone. I would rather burn brightly in my 20s than fizzle out desu desu

Not worth it

>tfw she sets up the next hookup

Its a good feel

I disagree. No girls talk to me like this, well at least not for a long time. I am really fucking isolated and need affection

Go fug her, do it for me user

wtf how long have you guys known each other and why haven't you dicked her down if she's sending texts like that?

If you say you lift for anything else you're a liar

Obvious flirting

She likes you retard. Attraction has an expiration date, try and fuck her asap before she gets bored and goes cold on you.

Also nice rip.

It's kinda weird

-we met outside a bar randomly a few months ago
-shared a bacon wrapped hotdog (I didn't eat the bun)
-at some point I kissed her (ty low inhib alcohol)
-casually Snapchat until she asks me out
-she asked me to take her out a few days ago

Idk kinda weird but W/E, she lives like 30 miles from me

you could ask her to be your gf and she'd say yes

I feel happiness for you user, imaging myself getting a text like that would be amazing
Cherish this user, go to her, she wants to be yours

>GREEN
>GREEN
>GREEN

you: I-I dont know guize

Fuck this board

Am I autistic? How can I be better? Your thoughts? Getting Veeky Forums didn't help my mind. :(

The hell bro, why you posting Jenna's pic on here?

if you say
>If you say you lift for anything else you're a liar
you're small-minded

Thanks man I have to give thanks to my sips that I took before the rip (also to my dad who took the video).

I'm also worried because my hairline is pretty justed. I think she'll lose interest regardless

he could ask to shit on her and she'd say yes, what is this guy doing

Maybe try men?

She has a perfect mouth OP, you know what you need to do

Go do it user FFS! Don't be like the rest of us virgin losers, there's one final step before you're making it. Do it for us

>Using IHeartRadio
>letting your phone battery dwindle to low percentages
>using a meme to flirt
>flirting with an androgynous girl

Not gonna make it if you keep that shit up

I don't trust girls man, it would be nice to open up and really cherish that but that's how people get burned. Gonna keep my expectations low.

>she's telling her mom about you
>shes saying "her mom" said how cute and sweet you are
>SHE ASKS YOU OUT
>you arent dating her yet

WHAT
DUH
FUCK
IS
GOING
ON

im a fucking autistic kissless virgin sperg and even i see she wants to be with you so bad

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN

Okay I took your advice

Pitted/10

IDIOT

WHY DIDNT YOU SAY "LETS GO TO THE BEACH, I CAN TEACH YOU TO RIDE": OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT

THEN YOU GET HER IN A SWIMSUIT AND SHE GETS TO BE ALL OVER YOUR BOD SHE LOVES

THERE YOU GO MAN

The absolute madman!

Keep it simple.

Dont do weird shit around normies(at first), they'll turn away like shit in an unflushed toilet.

You're retarded...

attaboy.

>her best bikini body photos
>that fucking gunt

I thought this was Veeky Forums, not /hugboxgen/

Alpha Hitler dubs

What does that mean?
Eh if she's interested she's interested right?
This one's for u piano man

(You)

Why would you think that was going to work?

>dubs, dubs, and dubs

time to see how much power repeating digits truly have

>beautiful face
>big tits
>chubster stomach that all girls who arent 100 lbs have

hot af

What makes you think I'm in any position to be picky?

-I shitpost on Veeky Forums
-im losing my hair
-I am practically incel
-obsessed with Appearance and need acceptance
-socially isolated
-Shes white and not a SJW

Breh I'll make her workout with me

Wtf were you expecting her to say?

At least he didn’t text her “Let’s fuck”, it’s still salvageable

That's cute let's fug

holy shit the dubs are pulling for op so hard

i dont know why i found this so funny

Brehs...Praise....

BRO YES

bro yes we are in

what are you gonna do with er

...

"The virgin smart phone user"

Now you just need to be at least 6 feet tall and have an average dick of 9 inches with a girth of 7 inches and you stand a chance of getting laid!

I have had this day mapped out for years.

>Tomorrow I'm gonna get Cialis from my doctor (/r/steroids recommends it as a preworkout)
>take it Friday morning, get a good lift in W/ Cialis pump (flex thighs any time I accidentally start a boner)
>Take her to arcade bar, have fun, give her the sweet talk
>If I get her home ideally well smash, I read on Reddit cialis makes it so you go a long time
>Make a lasting first impression after an absolutely exquisite performance
>Have kids with her eventually and raise them to be martial artists

Have you never been laid?

I think this is a very warped perception of the dating game based on PSL beliefs which are influenced by pornography.

You're welcome. Now prepare for the disillusionment.

What does that mean

>years
wtf mang

For it to not live up to expectations and all come crashing down. I'm just jealous though. Good job man.

Congrats, I'm happy for you bro
I still maintain that she's not worth it tho

What do I do Veeky Forums

This girl asked for my number and then texted me later.

She's the third girl to have done to me in the last 2 weeks.

Like what should we do to hang out. I'm really retarded with women. I've only actually gotten with one girl before and we just made out and she blew me.

Idk what exactly I'm suppose to do and how to make the moves since girls usually do that with me. Also, everyone thinks I'm not a virgin and a stud because how many girls like me but don't know I'm still a virgin. I'm kind of don't want people to find out.

Anyways, pls help an autist out? I'm 18 yo btw

user, you’re ridiculous. Porn is 100% manlets because they can’t get laid without a taller producer literally paying some whore to fuck them.

The average woman’s g spot is 8 inches inside the vagina, anything less than 9 inches and you may as well just accept your fate and get pic related if you want any chance of satisfying a woman.

If we don't give up, we're all going to make it, right Veeky Forums?

Invite her to your room to listen to records.
Works every time, son.

8 inches in? What qualifies as the average woman

Better luck next time, champ

I have a roommate user and I don't wanna sexile him he's a cool guy.

How can I make it get back to her place? I've just had girls invite me to their room before, but I know I can't rely on that

Chad can afford to waste matches for banter

Is that sun ken rock? I stopped at ch. 30 so idk for sure

Are you me?
Also 18 and also closeted virgin, hang out with chads who think I'm one of them and I've never seen a pussy. Couple weeks ago a girl came over to my dorm and everything was going smooth until I told her I've never had sex after that she said she had something to do.
If I was you I wouldn't mention I'm a virgin, fake it till you make it I guess.

>how to make the moves since girls usually do that with me
>I've just had girls invite me to their room before, but I know I can't rely on that

WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY IS ON EZ STREET

>ever telling some whore youve never had sex before

Maybe she just wasn’t planning on fucking you, so when you started describing your nonexistent sex experience, she realised you’re an autist and evacuated.

Post face

atta boy!

Girls suck

Well I made out with her, she was massagin me and rubbing my hands with her tits and all, I think she wanted to have sex with me until she realized I'm not who everyone expects me to be.

Post pic of u / the girl