>Firefighters in Worms, Germany, spent three hours Friday cutting a man’s penis free from a set of weights.
>The man somehow got his penis stuck inside a 2.6 kg weight plate, Worms firefighters report on Facebook. He went to a hospital, weight and all, for help. The hospital called firefighters for assistance.
>A fire crew spent three hours removing the weight using a grinder and hydraulic cutter. The Facebook post includes a photo of the weight cut into five pieces.
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lol who wants to see the pic of his dick stuck in the weight? i have it.
It's clearly a 2.5kg plate, it says it right there on the plate. Meme news sites can't even be bothered proof reading nowadays.
Me! Me! I do!
>3 hours
>Instead of putting it upright on a table or a bench and smashing it with another plate or dumbell
How can you just sit there waiting for your organ to die instead of going bonkers the moment it happens?
nsfw of course
OH MYYYYYYY~
megalul
WEW
He was trying to get dickpilled
holy shit
of course its a fuckn shitskin
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why would anybody do this doe
posting in what will be a legendary thread
this
nani
>The man somehow got his penis stuck inside a 2.6 kg weight plate,
>The man somehow got his penis stuck
>somehow got his penis stuck
>somehow
of course its a dyel
HAHAHAHA
motherfuckers dick looks like a godamn eggplant holy shit thankyou for this user
>not doing penis curls
never gonna make it
>i.imgur.com
Why are white people so retarded. hahaha feels good
>white
I don't understand. Did he take viagra or something, why couldn't he just lose the chub and pull it out? Why does it look so twisted and beat up?
That guy is clearly a sandnegro
>2017
>not doing dick lifts
his form was questionable but don't skip dick day
It looks fucking mangled before they even put the grinder to it.
You think he didn't panic the fuck out and tried to rip that off?
>Tricked :^)
How the fuck can you get stuck in a solid piece if iron ?
Why would you try to fuck a weight plate.
How dumb are these fucking shitskins ?
That guy is a sandnigger
Turkbros keeping it classy
Because the plate make the dick at the bottom so thight that the blood cannot flow back and it stays in the dick.
That is problematic and dangerous, you canreally lose your dick when that happens
Furthermore, that's how your duck works normally. Blood flows in through the dick arteries which compresses the dock veins betwern the arteries and tough membrane under the skin. More blood flows in, can't flow out, pressure builds, dick gets hard.
This.
It's the basic premise on how cockrings work.
HAHAHA what the fuck it looks like some dumb paki
nofap
>not even once
>Not even using lmao 1pl8 for weighted kegels
kek
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
Apologies for poor English
mfw unironically doing dick routine
>tfw no plate gf
>be skinny dyel
>decided to get joocy
>go to Veeky Forums for some training routine
>they all recommend Starting Strength because it is easy routine for beginners
>get the book, try low-bar squats
>instructions unclear, dick got stuck in a weight plate
Veeky Forums can we please find out this mans name
>fucking shitskin sandnigger!!!
>implying shitskins have that less of a hairgrowth on upper leg and pubic bone
go back to pol u sad little kunt
They took that picture with flash and he still comes off as a dune darkie, not to mention it says in the title that guy is a Turk. Next time try to make it less obvious when defending a retard of your kind mate.
who goes flaccid in a tight hole?
Madik Sdukfam
Is this athlean approved?
fucking kek
Underrated post
KEK
Memes completely aside, what in the actual fuck was his end game?
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>"Please do not imitate such actions" firefighters advised
Lost
Who is she?
>2.6 kg clean and jerk
Pathetic
end his penis game
to quote the ol' reddit meme - instructions unclear, dick suck in plate
Karim Maykhen Al-Qainza Ghainez
Dick gains
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JELQING BTFO
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>i push my fingers into my eyes
>skipping dick day
NO MOHAMMED THE EGGPLANT EMOJI ISN'T LITERALLY A PENIS
>ss
>starting semen
>not using progressive overload on dick curls for maximum size gain
>ego curls
when will dyels learn
kek
Thicccccccccccccccc
What the fuck. I thought it'd just be a little swollen...It looks like a manatees nose.
>not pressurizing your semen to shoot out at high velocity
>making it
Choose one
He can stick it in this weight
ofc the guy who is doing weird sexual shit is malformed and ugly af
source?
>no squat plug
they should have chopped the cock instead
They smashed the plate instead of draining blood from his member?
German emergency services are fucking idiots.
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Jesus Christ
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAHAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>i.imgur.com
Hahaha ffs well at least the guy gets a good story to tell :D
Well done dude, why do we gotta stick our dicks everywhere...
>a good story to tell
Doctors had to amputate his penis.
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Oh fuck :(
Sorry to hear that.
Source?
>Sorry to hear that.
?
>sticking your dick in a fucking plate
>not paying for this stupidity with the inability to reproduce
This is getting into Sir comic 100%
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Technically he can still reproduce as long as he has his balls. He'll be fine.
>185 lb GF
No thanks. Bitch needs to lose some weight.
IT'S ACTUALLY REAL
>shitskin
>legs not hairy
There's a chance that he's not a shitskin
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It worked, look how big his dick is now.
I still feel bad for him.
jesus fucking christ.
Hahahahah, can you imagine the humiliation?
>"Hey guys! This guy got his peepee stuck in a pl8!"
>"Haha, seriously? let me snap a photo"
He's most likely gonna lose his dinger, isnt he?