You're in the gym lifting and this chick walks up to you and slaps your ass

Become violently erect and hope there's more to come.

I can say I'd probably slap her back, or tease her, or ask her number, or ask her out, or ask her to fuck, but in reality I think I'd nut my pants so hard I'd pass out

go get management

HARDER DAMN YOU

say "What's wrong? Cant reach my palms?"

after she runs towards me hold my hand streched out on her forehead cuz shes so tiny she cant move anymore like them silent comedies.

i ask her how she got onto my property while dialing 9-1-1 behind my back.

Sorry, I only like dicks now. No homo.

Please sir may I have another

Slap her ass back obviously. Nothing else you really can do

>Turn around
>That face
>That obvious abuse of masculanizing gear
Damn...
No thank you.
But I might let you suck my dick later if i need to nut.
Go away now.

Hope my few years of judo as a kid were enough and throw down

What's up with her face though? She looks like she just parked her flying saucer outside of a bjj gym.

This ain't no chick
This is a traps !!!!

Take my pants off and ask for another

It won't be enough

my fucking sides holy shit bahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

oh my fucking god that is the best gif ever

How tall is she?

I have no idea desu senpai

Is it actually a dude. Looks like on on her instagram.

Suck on her clit dick for hours

>tfw no qt jiu jitsu gf to beat you up

why live?

>unzips dik

ayy brah u thicc as fucc lmao

Present my anus so she can destroy it

>please do not do that again
>if she does contact staff and play them the recording i have (i record absolutely everything, im a paranoid fuck) or ask them to check cctv

>She's the owner of the gym

>Pray tell, m'tranny, would'st thou that I fist thine orifice while sucking on thine swollen clitoris later on? Say around 6?

leave the gym or sue i guess

kick her in the dick

I would request info on her clit-to-wall ratio.

>mfw i had to read that

I get hard

mirin quads

also mire my quads

Massively embellish the story and post it in a mirin thread

Challenge her to a duel to reclaim my honor

Then lose

Eat her ass

Wait for her to ask me for tree fiddy

Pmuch this, I'm honestly disgusted by her appearance, but I'd shit post about the unsubtle come on.

This is now a /wheyfu/ thread now

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That ass...
Mmmmmm
Would rape till she loved it while easily overpowering her.
Then brain wash her to be my attack dog/human onahole.

I'd force her to take less gear and take care of her appearance better but keep the ass.

Will feel like Lex Luthor with my very own Mercy.

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Blow my rape whistle while throwing my pocket whey powder into her face.

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That will only encourage her to rape you harder

mmm yeah bebe go to fuck now!

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Please get off my board. You're clearly 45 years old.

...should I be getting chubs from this?

56 actually.

Oh. Carry on then.

Only if you want to

>needing a please flush sign in bathroom.
Wtf America.

Wait for her to load up the bar then laugh out loud when her max is less then my warmup.

>Read entire thread
>Not a single Snu Snu

Never Gonna make it.

This desu

smile sheepishly and try to say hi but can't produce any voice

Offer her my penis and hope she doesn't break my arm

Shout "Imbecil!" and slap her back.

*blocks your path*

By being highly uncomfortable with any female attention and making an idiot of myself

I don't date albino trolls.

Bends over and spreads dem