Is this gains Brit brahs?

Is this gains Brit brahs?

baka flavoured water
and i dont even wanna know what that thing at the top is

>drinking bottled water
>eating british """"""""food""""

never going to make it

why do the english eat penis bagels

dry with dry with dry

garbage desu

One of the thing that always buggers me, is that if you want good "British" food, you'll have some food from their former empire: Indian food, NZ food, but never from actual Britain.

>Kettle dogs

Jelly of those flapjacks

it's your son

probably because Britain is basically Pakistan nowadays so british food is just a lot of takeaways from our more-british cousins across the sea

About half your calories. Provided you haven't left humanity behind.

are those roasted penises?

You may not like it, but this is what peak cuisine looks like.

if it didnt cost a full fiver or some shit then yes.

how bad are these?

got 3 for dindin tonight

probably not much wrong but sodium.
they are OK for a quid but you can also get some instant noodles or a loaf of bread or a pint of whole milk or a sausage roll or bunch of bananas or a frozen pizza for that price

look at the nutrition facts on the label retard

there's what, about 1000 cals and 20g of protein there?

reckon you're a fat cunt ngl

its like 600 cal at most depending on how sweet those flapjacks are

Fat gains? Yes

cancer and heart disease gains

Help me Brit Bros

I don't know what to eat anymore

I'm a lazy cook and keep getting take outs

seriously?

sausages are about 100-150 cal a pop, there's at least 2 maybe 3 there
that bread is at least 300 cal
flapjacks are easily 250 each, probably closer to 300

the sandwich alone is 600 cal, easily. there's a reason lads who regularly get chips and breakfast sarnies tend to be fat

i cooked you a nice brown coiled roast. gimme 5 minutes to whip up the gravy.

>bread is 300cal
thats fucking insane, no bread has that much
>flapjacks are 300
they are small, probably about 200
those sausages are small too, look at the bottle for scale, everything is just zoomed in.

last time i cut was years ago so maybe im rusty but i think you are wrong.

not joking, people irl and on here especially massively underestimate calories. why do you think dieting is considered so "hard"?

its not hard, you just treat it as something mathematical. in theory you shouldnt eat something if you dont know how many calories are in it (no label)