/fitfu/

I have some qualifications the potential mate has to fulfill in order for her to really be a potential mate.

First off, she has to share with me the same fundamental views about the world, meaning she's a practicing Christian, who takes these things seriously. Yeah, yeah,

>2017
>being a Christian

no need to get into that argument now. She doesn't have to agree with me about everything politically, but I doubt we'd even end up together, if our worldviews were very different. So basically, a Christian who's conservative/traditional and right-wing enough. I wouldn't necessarily want her to be extremely ardent about politics, but I'd like her to be able to discuss complex political things.

Speaking of complex conversations, she has to smart enough to be able to have them, but just about politics, but about a wide array of subjects - the wider, the better. I want her to be intellectually driven and curious about the world, always trying to widen her knowledge and acquaint herself with new ideas and concepts. This would mean she's pretty bookish.

On top of all sort of learning, I want her to have at least some sensible hobby. Sensible hobbies don't include watching Sex and the City, shopping just for the sake of shopping, or spending hours on social media. Playing an instrument would be nice, writing is awesome, and so is creating art. She has to have a will to go forwards and upwards, to improve herself. She needs to understand that our time on this planet is limited, so it's no sense spending it all of frivolities. That being said, the ability to relax is also important.

Looks matter too, of course. She has to be beautiful enough for me consider her a possible gf and later a wife. Most girls who take care of her self fulfill this qualification; some fat slob communicates through her appearance that either she doesn't care about her health, or isn't capable of controlling herself.

>tfw no such gf

>right wing
Good meme.

I'm 6'4

I was on a date with a 6'0 chick last night and it is much much much better, most girls I've dated are around 5'2 to 5'6 and yeah they're cute and all but it's awkward as hell trying to kiss them but with this girl it was easy and natural, no craning necks or anything

Her body was well proportioned too, smoking hot body, I've always sort of had a thing for tall chicks but this is the first proper date I've been on with one and it really is far better

Take the tall pill user

>Take the tall pill user
Tempting tbqh.

user i wont question your beliefs because yeah these arguments are a dead end, however, how do you keep your faith? How do you wake up every day not worrying about the uncertainty of this odd existence? I used to be religious as a kid, but now I am indifferent towards christianity.

>Take the tall pill user
Tall girls are better for tall guys (6'2''+) but for guys who are short (6'0 or less) shorter girls are good

Physically talking ofc, IRL girls who are 5'1''-5'3'' from my experience are more picky about guys needing to be 6'3''+

>5'6"
>White
>Redhead
>Green eyes
>Perky, honeydew sized titties
>36-28-38
>ROUND booty
>Thick AF thighs
>Tight body

That was my ex. She could squat.

>Pretty
>Ex-bikini model
>Makes more money than I do
>Driven
>15 years older than I am
That's my wife.

If I could put my wife's mind and head on my ex's glorious body (my wife is pretty damn hot, but she's not HOLY HELL hot), I'd have the perfect woman.

Not a single word of this post is true.

>15 years older than I am

Get off Veeky Forums Emmanuel Macron

introvert
clingy
racist
good hygiene

dated a smoker who brushed her teeth once a week. fucking nasty

>racist
Good meme.

Natural red head, a temper, and tough enough to do traditionally men's jobs.

Female welders make me rock hard, but they're never single :(

>tfw i never used to have a type because i was a filthy virgin but then i had a 2 year relationship with a kinda chubby girl
>now all i can jerk it to is kinda chubby girls
>i'm now becoming Veeky Forums and will probably end up looking fucking great and still chasing after the mini-whales
pray for me

>they're never single
Most women with any quality arent, friend

this is me. except i'm not racist, i just hate everyone. actually i hate niggers the most.

Man I miss those titties so much. You ever seen 36L titties that couldn't pass the pencil test? I had my mouth on them.

Bitch let me cream inside of her anytime I wanted. My wife does, too, but it's not the same. The booty could bounce you out if you weren't careful. Blah blah blah short dick syndrome, I'm only 7+ inches; the ass was just that fucking donk.

>tfw have a thing for chubby girls
>99.9% of "chubby" porn on the internet is BBW/SSBBW
end my life

>racist
The ex with the perfect body HATED niggers and it was glorious. The wife tolerates them... unfortunate.

nice fanfic

>dating a girl who isn't racist in 2017
enjoy being blacked

Good meme, /pol/.

This shit is real. She lives in Homosassa FL.

Keep it up. The key is to be consistent.

I just her life ruined. My plan was to get her pregnant after I threw her out so I could continue to splurge inside of her cream canal, but it never materialized. Her initials are JDR.

please tell me there's a blog or something where you wrote all of this down so I can read it all

Sometimes the wife will be on her 4th or 5th orgasm and she's getting exhausted, she just wants me to cum, ya know, and I'll secretly start thinking of my glory days...

Bro this shit is real. Does anyone live nearby? I hope the hurricane killed her but I don't think so.

The most simple answer might be that I've simply never really had a true reason to doubt the existence of God or His goodness. I won't say I haven't had occasional doubts, because I sure have, but luckily God can handle them just fine. When I was younger, I sometimes felt that faith and reason were at odds with each other, but as I've grown an learned more, I've become confident that this is not the case. As I've studied philosophy, theology, science and different worldviews and religions, it has made me more sure that I'm on the right path.

I'm not a very emotional person, who gets great surges of feelings from worship or prayer. To be honest, most of the time I don't feel the presence of God in any way, not even when in prayer. Paradoxically, this is one thing that has strengthened my faith, because I know that my relationship with God isn't based on any emotive rituals or some mumbo jumbo. I have a quiet and calm certainty that He is there, because I've seen His work and felt His guidance time after time. I know that He has a meaning for me and this whole world, and I find it awesome to be a part of such a great plan.

If I am right about this, I have nothing to worry about, for I am on my way home, and God takes care of me even during this earthly life. If I am wrong, I have nothing to worry about, for nothing I have done or will do has no meaning whatsoever, and after my life there will only an everlasting darkness of nothingness.

ideal
>skinny
>virgin
>cute face

pretty much

>natural blonde
>big breasts, nice ass
>childbearing hips
>virgin
>wants 3 kids minimum
>racist
>will help me raise our kids as nationalists
im going to get yous from angry niggers

>virgin
Totally overrated. Can't fuck for shit and constantly in pain since her pussy isn't used to the dick.

>tfw frst gf
>can only make her orgasm sometimes
>100% orgasm ratio if i put my finger in her ass but she wont let me do that all the time

how do i get gud at sex?

tall girls got no tits

>cute (6.5/7 at least, i'm a 6 but working my way up)
>into a fit hobby, running or maybe martial arts, anything that prevents ballooning
>not a club whore
>not a stuck up bitch, i like camping and don't want a someone complaining she's dirty every 2 minutes
>actually not being a deadweight in life, if she doesn't make money or is dumb at least contribute in house work, i will don't mind helping out, but i will never do it alone on top of working

and the most important one
>loyal

I don't even think i'm asking for a lot, but in modern society this is pratically impossible, so i decided i will just fuck whores and kill myself at 40, since i refuse to settle and will only marry once

>Cuck: The Post

t. dyel /pol/tard

Let her wash her ass before you fuck. She will let you do it everytime

superficial qualities:
>5'8+
>skinny
>unconventionally pretty face
>good dresser

Work the clit my nigga.

Your first line is why I have zero respect for the vast majority of Christians I've met.

The kid who belives in Santa probably get the presents he wants. The kid who get a lump of coal knows Sants is bullshit.

Goodspeed user.

Mama mia

>That is why their face and legs needs to be on point.

How many times are you going to fail making a simple post, dumb mobileturd?

>wanting a girl with strong political opinion from either side of the fence
This is going to get annoying after a year even if you agree with her. Never reveal your power level. Doesn't matter if you're literally lebbit or a right wing death squad. Her spectator sport commentary is gonna ruin your attraction.
>If this doesn't sound like her congratulations it's probably you faggot

T. Married to not that

That is why their face and legs needs to be on point.

s-shut up

this

The girl I was on a date with yesterday had DD's at least man

They're rare but they're out there

>6'0
>DD's
No fucking way. Post pic of her body.

>brown hair
>green eyes
>skinny
>short

Any girl can get implants.

I like weird girls and I can't even be close friends with someone who isn't weird. Normal people are so boring I am unable to be around them. Affluent people have no character. Abnormality presents the highest chance of no boundaries and limitless conversation.

Also cute girls. Green eyes a best

Something like this.

>tall
>black hair
>pale
>chubby
>thick ass/thighs

smart, friendly, pretty, treats me like shit

r63 me

>lonely
>buys you shit
>cries a lot

Are you indirectly referring to theodicy/the problem of evil? The fact that bad shit happens does not mean there is no God.

Let me rephrase, then. I have had doubts about God, but those doubts haven't been well-grounded and serious enough to make me lose my faith.

Good speeds to you too. How are your lifts coming along?

One dimension less than usual.

Yeah i had one exactly like this

It sucks because they don't make friends and are really needy because you're all they have

im 6'0 and i prefer girls my height or at least within 2 inches of it. just feel sright

2d can never suck your dick/fuck you.

I don't want or need that. I am not interested in marriage or having children, for sexual urges I would rather get a prostitute than introduce a longterm relationship to my life.

2D is always there, 2D never betrays.

With how shitty and poor a life I lead aside from lifting, this would just come across as ingenuine for me.

there is no fact means there is no god according to christians. the fact that some people spend most of their lives suffering and the other being turned into an evil fuck that causes others suffering, without any choice in the matter, seems like a good enough reason to not believe in god

Noi from Dorohedoro is the best fitfu

I have ideals which are pretty particular, but when I date I don't have VERY high standards. Every person has the potential to have tremendous worth so I'm not above dating girls that deviate from my ideal. In fact, I've never dated a girl that was my exact ideal. Possibly never even dated a girl that hit 50% of the marks. I'll date almost any girl that's moderately attractive and moderately intelligent. People who claim they would only date very specific women are either blessed by the gods with objective 10/10 looks and can have any woman they choose, or they've never been with a woman and don't know what real dating is like. Anyone that's not a chiseled angel will never find love with extremely narrow and specific ideals. As for me,

Ideal:
>blonde hair
>brown eyes
>girly girl that likes to dress up and wear makeup when appropriate, but most of the time prefers not to wear makeup
>short and petire
>intelligent
This is a very general way to put it, but I think anyone here can conceptualize the "line" between intelligent and unintelligent. You don't have to be the most knowledgeable person in the world about everything, you don't even have to be extremely knowledgeable about anything in particular. But there's a line that once you've passed you can have a conversation about anything with a certain capacity of intelligence. Even if you aren't particular knowledgeable. This is pretty low-bar and isn't really a tall order
>likes to be physically active
Again this is pretty generic. Could be anything. Fitness, gardening, sporty, running pretty much anything other than a couch potato fits this category
>good heart

That's about it desu

this

>there is no fact means there is no god according to christians.

What are you trying to say?

>the fact that some people spend most of their lives suffering and the other being turned into an evil fuck that causes others suffering, without any choice in the matter, seems like a good enough reason to not believe in god

I can understand why it seems like that to many people.

However, at this point of my life I really have no interest in arguing about theodicy with people on a Cambodian cartoon forum, to be honest.

Yes, indirectly, but it's more than that. And it's not a contemptible lack of respect, just a 'what about you has earned my respect'.

I have two very good old freinds. They have been through no real trama in thier lives, they have never had to overcome much of anything, they have mever really had to work for anything besides going through the motions of life, they had good parents and reasonably good genetics. They are in their late 20's, good jobs, have a house, married, with children. They just did what the socioeconomic and religious bubble wanted them to do, and low and behold it worked out. just fit into the bubble they found themselves in and have no challenges in thier lives. So of course they belive in God, because they have never had to take a serious look at the reality they are presented with, or don't care too.

(BTW, this is the essence of The Red Pill.)

Being a complete edglord, I was never comforatable with that. So dove in to all the philosophy I could find. And I have seem some shit. *tips* But seriously.

I say godspeed because I would like to see you chewed up so you come out stronger on the other side. Not many people get to see what they are really made of.

Lift are ok. Cut is going Fkin great, haha.

are you a homosexual user?
cos women like penises, and thats pretty gay

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Alexis Ren

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>of course they belive in God, because they have never had to take a serious look at the reality they are presented with, or don't care too.
yeah bro, why cant they just see reality for what it is?

>I have seem some shit
are you 12?

please gb2r and watch R&M there

Well the difference being that I am not resenting you for enjoying it, I don't consider myself superior, or you an inferior ape. I am not even asexual, I simply have no desire for a longterm relationship with a woman. That requires commitment and sacrifices, ones I am not willing to make.

my wife.
/thread
>/in b4

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She says she doesnt like clitoral stimulation. She orgasms through penetration only but very rarely without anal play. feels kinda bad but i try to hide that i actually care

You're a shallow dude if you think your pals have never experienced hardship. Like you probably aren't in total control or recollection of your own life, and you think these guys just sleep walked through life? They probably got nice jobs because they worked their asses off in getting educated, which just led to the other stuff. When you apply yourself and get set for life career wise the rest follows. It's when you're some sad sack neet and your parents won't write checks for you that suddenly the world is a rotten place and there must be no God, for how could he let me fuck my life up like this, can't he just take the wheel?

>She orgasms through penetration
Yeah, okay.

I get what you're saying. There undoubtedly are many Christians and other people, who haven't really thought about why they believe the things they believe, and I don't think that's a good thing.

Being a philosophy major, I, too, have seen some shit. I can say that I have taken a serious look at the reality I have been presented with, but that hasn't made me lose my faith. Even if saying this may seem quite cocky, at this point, I don't know how I could not believe. With the things I've seen, heard, experienced and read, it simply wouldn't be intellectually honest for me to say there is no God. Even if I for some reason wanted to do so, I wouldn't be able to abandon God for good.

But yeah, like I already said in , I don't find it very fruitful to discuss things like these at an arena such as this. When I was younger I was very eager to argue about religion and politics online, but I don't think it has really brought any additional value to my life, or the world.

Good to hear your cut is going well.

>listen, you are not pretty enough to be an actress

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My nigga. Dating shorter women feels really weird for some reason.
Unfortunately, the only ones who are satisfied with my height are womanlets.

A powerlifting build with meaty legs and a fat ass. I'm a big strong fat so I need a girl that won't die when I fuck her (not that I will ever have a GF)

While I would like to agree, social studies show you to be rather wrong.

Neethood/manchildren or whatever other name you want to give this group of people are quite a recent problem. Most studies agree it is caused by a sense of having no purpose, and by that they don't mean a teen angsty "oh no, life is meaningless, woe is me!" but a more down concrete "society has no purpose for these people".

Society barely cares anymore if you spend your days playing vidya or helping out building houses. On an individual level people will of course generally respect the doctor more than they respect the twitch streamer, but on a societal level it doesn't matter. Our society has advanced to a point where a minority can support the majority for all necessities, from food and healthcare to entertainment. There is no need for everyone to a "constructive member of society" anymore. In fact some go as far and say that being a consumer is in and of itself already being a constructive member of society.
Add into this that anything but a 5 figure salary earning stem degree job is considered subpar. Gone are the days where being a construction worker was good honest hard work, now it is a case of "you failed at life".
People eternally chasing after an ideal that will not only be attained by few, but in fact would be detrimental to society if most did attain it. A society filled with academics does not work. It is a problem we see in Europe, a worrying amount of people are highly qualified, more than there are jobs of that level to go around. They end up working jobs outside of their field and level of education. The lower education jobs going I filled completely, which is why Germany has had to ship in literal millions of uneducated dunecoons.

All of this leads to a very disinterested and disillusioned group of people. Not saying that I don't agree with you, but it is a bit more complex than "stop being a sad sack", it isn't a coincidence there are so many neets right now.

Best post in this thread. Same, my friend

Should've posted a pic faglord

Too smug for me

>ywn be a qt rich thin white girl living in Commifornia in the Current Year getting paid mad stacks for being qt and thin

Funny thing is I've got a really bad eyesight so I don't ''look'' for an ideal woman as much as smell for one.

Niggers, brownies, fatties and landwhales always smell awfull so they're ruled out by default, middle-eastern/mediterranean and older women use a shitload of parfyme and smelly cosmetics so they're no-dealers as well.

Girls who smoke and/or use copious amounts of alcohol are also easy to spot from smell alone and unhealthy livestyles are not my thing.

From what I've explerienced is that healthy and young white girls who use deodorant sparingly smell the best, especially right after a shower post exercise and if they're ovulating. I guess that's my idea: young and fertile white female of healthy body and livestyle.