Fph

That can't be good for business...

She has an apple shaped body and stores most of her fat in her torso

oh my fucking god

JESUS FUCKING GABAGOOL CHRIST

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And her face.

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Based grandpa

THERE WAS MORE TO THE PHOTO! Thank goodness this exists. Thank goodness.

top kek i love it

SOME

>fucking my obese chinese gf
>her vag feels prickly and uncomfortable
>soldier on because she gets grumpy if I slow down
>pull out after I finish and see blood all over my dick
>think she's on her period and get a little disgusted
>she says she can't be on her period and doesn't know what it is
>look around and see a long gash down the bottom of my dick
>my dick is literally bleeding out
>turns out some metal wiring from one of her thongs got stuck inside her vag
>penis healed okay, but a little traumatized from the event
>all my friends findout after gf posts about it on facebook
>tfw

>chinese
>obese
What?

That can't be good for anyone

reading that made me cringe

BODY

I dun get it

>undigested fat oozing out the asshole
What a time to be alive

Literally looks like a frog

>posting that on fb
Leave and never look back

it's walmart bathing suits

and the only ones taken are XL

It happens. And when it does they get big as fuck.

are you the user who talked about his abusive obese chinese gf who threatened to post how your dick is small if you break up

>Obese
>Chinese

She's gotta be american-born right? If not, you fucked up son.

>FOB advantages: loyalty and low chance of getting fat
>Disadvantages: Disney films, autism

Maybe its Marblecake

yes, I forgot I told Veeky Forums about that.

>roll onto roof
>immediately caves in

Shit's a shoop

Damn, she's trying, but she can't stop being near the BBC

Move to a new city. Clean up your social media. Cut off contact. Make sure to take your dog so she doesn't eat it.

lmao

>>FOB advantages: loyalty and low chance of getting fat
>>Disadvantages: Disney films, autism

eh disney films and asian girl autism have always been a plus for me user

>having asian fob gfs
>date night is stay home watch anime eat some noodles with chikun and play some vidya

>obese
>Chinese

you're doing it wrong

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twice the tits, are you low test or something faggot

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"If I can't achieve something NO ONE CAN!"

>"go fuck a whore"
>"i'm trying"

I don't get it

I don't get it. They're two fat people that are going to work at a game company?

So I take it you did follow through and break up with her
Good on you, she sounds like and awful person. Don't let her petty mind games get to you, and remember you deserve much better. Abusive gfs are the worst kind.

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I tried to and she said if I did she'd tell the police I raped her. She's literally fucking mental. Atm I'm waiting it out until I finish my master's, then I'm gonna move without telling her and hope for the best.

shes fat as fuck im pretty sure its gonna be hard to prive rape m80

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I'm not sure whether to be impressed at how one can even fit a ring around her finger, or to feel sorry for the sob that succeeded in doing so.

No. Just no

I actually threw up in my mouth to this.

So here is something to haunt your dreams

read the names carefully

Leave her, man. I had a crazy and abusive gf. She was a legit 10/10 body and kicking her out was literally the best decision I've ever made.

She was already on the way in that first picture, arms are massive.

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That makes me feel a little better

Exactly. You can always tell if a woman is going to become a hambeast if her bicep is already getting flabby as fuck.

This fucking image. It's in every FPH thread, I see it constantly, but it never fails to make me bust a gut laughing.

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And the carrying dude's name?
Albert Einstein.

>she gets grumpy if I slow down
i dont say this much because its a tad overused but C U C K

story time, please tell us again

Fucking amerilards

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>anime
no, im gonna keep it to myself until another thread

post routine?

that's not America

Potato curls 3xF

Top kek.

user please, I have not heard it. My life too is miserable. Maybe at least we can be less miserable from our shared miseries. My wang is huge but porn induced ED kept me from properly fucking a fat native chick and shes told everyone she knows in her circle which were also people I have classes with.

Who tf is goodness?

What a downgrade

Make her fatter. Make her reliant on you.

goddamn animal cruelty that is, poor horse

Imagine a unit of that Calvary charging toward you as you try to hold the line

that formation would not hold

Hey guys just had gastro sleeve done hopefully discharged today. And this thread really motivated me thx

> Getting a gastric sleeve instead of using willpower
Enjoy being a weakling for the rest of your pathetic life. You're no better than the hamplanets posted in this thread.

commit sodoku instantly

I fapped to that video long time ago. Man I was deep into midgets and ssbbw. Nice shit desu.

two men intimidated by a fat woman with a knife who could certainly chase after them.

could be Cushing syndrome - fat redistribution to her torso and face while having thin extremities due to increased amount of Cortisol in her bloodstream