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>Manlets when will they l-

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okay thats enough shitposting for today OP you're coming with us

Roy Nelson isn't a manlet, though. It's just that Struve is 6'11.

The fact the ref didn't stop the fight immediately when slenderman went down with buckled knees is exhibit A for why MMA is a shit sport which will have zero staying power.

i love roy nelson. Guy looks like a literal trucker and shits on a lot of athletic looking people.

>i love the fat unathletic guy that looks like me! xD

Why is it there are 14 different manlet hate threads in the catalog, yet the moment one of these comes up rectumrekt lanklets have to start crying about it?

You sound threatened

I can't help but laugh every time I see this

i'm a skelly breh, and i fucking wish i could fight like the said fatso

are you 16?

-learn

He is unprofessional according to fighters that have worked with him.
If he had an actual diet and cut he could get to 215 and water cut to 185.

Its all friendly banter guy. I'm 5'9 and I laugh at manlet jokes

Oh boy, good for you. Bet you wouldn't find it so funny if you were 5'6

>he could get to 215 and water cut to 185.
I hope you're not really that retarded. The people who cut massive weight to make middleweight like Tim Boetsch don't cut anywhere near 30 lb.

Weidman does

manlets get ye gone

No, he doesn't. No one cuts 30 lb. of water. Weidman may walk around at 215 in between fights but he diets down to a lower weight before he starts cutting weight, e.g. water.

Oh my bad then. Read incorrectly

Look out everybody, OP is one angry manlet lol!

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>this dodge
Terrible, although effective since he was fighting a moron.

Yes, I was going to comment on that poor/dangerous shoulder roll form as well but didn't want someone posting pic related.

I'm 5'6 and I think manlet threads are funny, grow a pair

when will they learn? the mere presence of a taller human being is enough humiliate any manlet

Pretty much what happens in any actual street fight between manlets and tall guys, in my experience anyways. got beat up by a manlet once.

ITT:
mad manlets

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white soyboys btfo

>tfw manlet and get told "grow a pair"
>but call a fat chick a pig,get crucified

>Took four lanklets to handle one manlet

Lanklets have a shit sense of balance

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I wish I had two taller girls to have the illusion of dominance over me :(

Dan Henderson is 5'9 LOL. Learn your shit before trying to make a point with a webm

MMA is grappling oriented sport. Many and I mean TOO many times. The rocked fighter uses his defensive ground game to survive, and to even tap out overly aggressive opponent. Do not speak about stuff you know nothing about. Stick to your nigger boxing sport of sockembopem brains.

Because lanklets are like niggers, sjws, liberals, women, etc

They're told they're special and can do no wrong since birth. So they love to shit on everybody else but the moment you mention anything about them they lose their shit like women

>heh, fucking manl-
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I'm 5'9" but even I can find this funny

It was amazingly good for a big fat outta shape. Just because it doesn't look like Mayweathers or a pro boxers, doesn't mean it's shit. Learn to compare appropriately faggots.

cope harder, lanklet

This gif always gets me mad egen as a Latino guy. I respect everyones right to an opinion and this lanklet nigger just sucker punched a much smaller unathletic guy because his nigger peanut brain couldn't handle the convo.

Bet you he wouldn't be punching a guy similar to his size or bigger.

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Didn't you read you stupid faggot. I'm a Latino guy and I don't give a shit about Trump.

That nigger is still in the wrong.
But if you want to act like he's right due to the logical fallacy you're trying to portray...

Then you're giving white people the green light to kill all the blacks considering blacks actually pose a bigger violent statistical threat than some fat little Nazi

BIG COUNTRY NELSON

The guy didn't even post a webm making lanklets look bad. He's just another typical "I TRANE UFC BRO" idiot.

He's using Dan Henderson, a 5'9 guy to come to the conclusion manlets suck. While that very same 5'9 guy has KOd multiple 6'0+ fighters

That was probably the most telegraphed punch I've ever seen. MMA is fucking garbage.

when a manlet knocks out a man it's special enough to make a thread about it

they will never learn

You guys realize that this is the reason for Elliot Rodger? He was rich with a strong jawline and facial features. Yet he was 5'8 and wondered why he couldn't get women. Thank god I'm 6'1 bc I don't know how manlets cope every time I talk down to them like a little boy and pull all the women.

>hurrr durrr... Why do these grapplers, kickboxers, muay thai fighters who dedicate their training into punching, elbowing, kneeing, kicking, clinching, takedowns, submissions, etc... Not punch as good as boxers who JUST train punching? I just don't get it.

Found the brainlet. How's it feel to have nigger tier thinking abilities?

I know this is like a meme/b8 you throw out there and hope a newfag manlet bites, but I sincerely want to know if there are lanklets who actually believe this?

>handsome successful intelligent rich manlet who can defend himself and an above average dick
>lanklet with absolutely nothing going on except for height meets with manlet
>lanklet trying to puff out his chest and act like he's better than you, giving the manlet weird stares and smiles during a normal convo
>manlet says his goodbyes and walks away to his awsome life
>lanklet stays there imagining how much better he is for simply being tall

I knew a cringemaster like that in high school. Tall guy who would always talk about how tall he was. Dude has no gf, no respectable friends, and he got his ass beat by a small dyel nigger last day of school lol

Wondered what happened to him. Probably the guy behind the manlet posts

I never questioned why their punches are fucking terrible, I just stated that they are. Nice reading comprehension, you illiterate trash.

>Dan Henderson is 5'9 LOL
The guy getting KTFO is 5'9, manlet scum. Hendo is a strong 5'11, almost 6'0. That's king of manlet status right there.

Stay mad, 5'5 turbo manlet.

>tfw you try to fight a regular-sized human

You don't even know the full story stfu you stupid wetback beannigger.

Jones failed all three steroid tests for the 3 fights vs DC. He was always scared.

lmaooo 10/10

>call mma trash
>imply its trash because they can't punch like pro boxers
>get explained to you like a child, why MMA doesn't have high quality boxing, thus showing why your assesment and judging criteria on why you believe mma to be trash, is wrong and unfajr
>HURRR DURRR I NEVER ASKED WHY THEIR PUNCHING SUCKS U LEARN TO U READ

You simple minded fool. If you're in your mid 20s and think this way you're a lost cause for life. Your brain has pretty much developed completely, and this retardation of yours is the extent for your intelligence for the rest of your life. If you're around 18, hopefully your brain might develop a little more.

He still won though. And he only tested for coke the first fight.

One roided up guy beat another roided up guy. Twice. One guy cried in defeat twice and got brutally knocked out.

DC doesn't get too much positives there besides an asterisk beside the result.

>dude i want to exterminate entire groups of human beings because of their race or religion but please no violence :^)

>olympic wrestler
>not on steroids
lmao you're naive as fuck. every professional athlete is on some kind of PED, some are just bad at hiding it.

It's trash because it's rigged like any and all sports.

hahaha

mma is trash

Again, who gives a fuck why they're shit? The fact that they're shit doesn't change just because they have an explanation for it. MMA is trash because nobody wants to see some faggots rolling around with eachother for 5 minutes per round.

>believing UFC height measurements

Get a load of this idiot. I live in California, I met Henderson in real life, barefoot at the gym. I'm 5'10 and I was taller than him.

My 5'8 gym buddy of mine was almost his height exactly.

Want more proof UFC has shit measurements? There's a UFC champ that sparred with Vasyl Lomachenko, in the UFC the mma fighter is billed taller than Loma, but in the ring Vasyl is way taller.

Also, in Pride FC mauricio shogun hua was 5'11, then he gained two inches in the UFC?

Watch Ricardo Aronas fight with Henderson, Ricardo Arona looks to he 5'10 at most and he was taller than Henderson.

They give guys an inch or two to make them appear bigger to the fans

>hey FUCK RACIST NAZIS!!!! I hate racism... RACISTS NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE

>the black guy was in the wrong and I say that as a Latino guy

>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WETBACK BEANER

Typical... Lol. You crazy antifas are unhinged and your hypocrisy knows no bounds

Actually idiot. Hector Lombard is billed as 5'6 in his Olympic Judo competitions. Everyone who follows mma knows that they regularly fuck up and change fighters measurements. Wether it's deliberately or not who knows.

>wear nazi sign
>want to talk it out peacefully thibgs get hot
Top fucking kek. When you don the swastika you better be able to fight/shoot. I love it when poltards whine about "small minded nigger violence" due to their inability to defend themselves. Fucking beta cuckistanis deserve to get beaten.

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>nobody

Payperviews say otherwise. If YOU don't want to watch grappling that's fine. Don't watch, but it's obvious you want to convince other's not to watch because you feel threatened, lol

>Vasyl is way taller
>way taller
That's maybe an inch LMAO. They're both billed at 5'7, so you're just a fucking liar.

*when things

>still believing that Hitler was some kind of movie bad guy who wanted to kill everyone who wasn't white

When will this meme end? Do you even know what Nazi stands for? Someone can he a Nazi and not be racist. Nazi is short for National Socialism. National Socialism has nothing to do with race.

Forgot pic

Awww. That's cute.

>thus showing why your assesment and judging criteria on why you believe mma to be trash, is wrong and unfajr

he didn't offer a criteria, faggot. that's his point

go back to plebbit for your stupid addiction to arguing with other faggots on the internet. we shitpost here and no one's going to give a fuck about your lame posts

>sides are in orbit
OP BTFO

Okay... By your logic, lets square up if we disagree. Myself probably being much bigger than you, and an actual combat sports athlete, I'll wreck you. Then I'll rape you. And if your family is nearby I'll continue my attack on them. Now I'm in the right, and you're a beta male cuckistani lol

t. Someone who has never in their life called a fat woman a pig

>measurements are wrong, Vaysl is taller than TJ and it's very obvious the heights are incorrect

>NO NO NO!!! It's just like 1 whole inch worth of difference its practically the same!!!!!
>proceeds to ignore every other example given

Okay retard lol

t. moron indoctrinated by zionist propaganda

Hitler had muslims, blacks, asians and even jews fighting among him for the greater cause. The nazi allies were the most diverse army in the entire history of humanity

>we shitpost here

Nah dude, you're not shitposting, you're being retarded and pretending to be retarded. Just admit it you're wrong baby cakes.

His whole reason for saying MMA sucks is Because they don't punch like boxers. That's like saying boxing sucks because they don't clinch like Thai fighters or Judokas lol

Do you really want to compare PPV numbers? Joshua Klitschko did over 1 million buys. What was MMA's biggest PPV of 2017 so far?
>threatened
Kek, you're the one typing out entire essays just because I have a negative opinion on MMA.

Yeah except nobody gives a fuck about Muay Thai or Judo kek

you are so mad lol

>arguing with self but too stupid to know

Yeah except that's not the argument you double digit I.Q. normie.

>i only like what everyone else likes
>i judge things on how good they are by popularity

Fucking disgusting lol. I know humans are social creatures but you take being a douchebag bandwaggoner to a whole new level.

Try liking things because you actually like them, not based on their popularity, you'll develop character.

>hurr im the only martial artist in the world
You do know other people train too you know? Your attitude will cost you dearly one day. Displaying a symbol that has been villified for decades is bound to attract some very negative attention. Attention you better be ready to deal with. Im not gonna get into an e peen measuring contest muh dude. The chances of getting you within armslength is virtually zero.

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