>be me >have two sets left on bench >dude comes up to me and asks me how much longer >reply with "2 or so" >one set goes by and he gets impatient >hovering around while I'm mid-bench >he starts brushing against my leg >tell him with a smile that I'm almost done >"yeah you better" he tells me >he leaves to get water >while nobody is looking, I pull out my cock and cum on the bar >have it spread out so that it seeps into the knurling >he comes back >"all yours" >walk away from station >hear a confused "what the fuck" as he starts his warmup set >don't look back
Anyone ever do silly pranks on fellow gym members?
Colton Watson
How the fuck do you just cum instantly like that
Lincoln Sullivan
How the Fuck do you think this is a funny prank?
Christian Johnson
The power of nofap
Samuel Wright
Fiction, but awesome.
Thomas Richardson
He's like Arnold. Always cumming.
Isaac Jones
Hahahahahahaha op.. im rofl .. this us a very funny story.. hahah .. you did well op.. hehehe
Josiah Ross
Epic
James Lee
>be me >don't go to commercial gym >never have these problems
Jeremiah Jackson
Hes probably white
Brayden Martinez
lmaooooo das rite
Jose Davis
Kek
Juan Watson
He no Kangs
Gavin Martinez
>yeah you better be Is it a taunt in English ? In my language it is, I would totally stand up and see if he want to step outside. Don't let people talk to you that way
Jace Walker
Yep, pretty much is that, AKA if you aren't you are going to have problems.
But the OP story is Things That Never Happened: The Post so who cares
Kayden Walker
I wait until closing and then I unlock the manlet pit on my way out.
Eli Walker
Asking the real questions here
Colton Bell
No one here will get that reference bro
Cameron Evans
How can u can so fast and without been catch? saunds fake 2 me
Isaac Brooks
You're not special, we've all seen it.
Robert Carter
you're on Veeky Forums you mong, everyone knows it
Nathan Phillips
damn nigga if ur gonna talk shit online atleast encrypt yo shit