Gym pranks

>be me
>have two sets left on bench
>dude comes up to me and asks me how much longer
>reply with "2 or so"
>one set goes by and he gets impatient
>hovering around while I'm mid-bench
>he starts brushing against my leg
>tell him with a smile that I'm almost done
>"yeah you better" he tells me
>he leaves to get water
>while nobody is looking, I pull out my cock and cum on the bar
>have it spread out so that it seeps into the knurling
>he comes back
>"all yours"
>walk away from station
>hear a confused "what the fuck" as he starts his warmup set
>don't look back

Anyone ever do silly pranks on fellow gym members?

How the fuck do you just cum instantly like that

How the Fuck do you think this is a funny prank?

The power of nofap

Fiction, but awesome.

He's like Arnold. Always cumming.

Hahahahahahaha op.. im rofl .. this us a very funny story.. hahah .. you did well op.. hehehe

Epic

>be me
>don't go to commercial gym
>never have these problems

Hes probably white

lmaooooo das rite

Kek

He no Kangs

>yeah you better be
Is it a taunt in English ?
In my language it is, I would totally stand up and see if he want to step outside.
Don't let people talk to you that way

Yep, pretty much is that, AKA if you aren't you are going to have problems.

But the OP story is Things That Never Happened: The Post so who cares

I wait until closing and then I unlock the manlet pit on my way out.

Asking the real questions here

No one here will get that reference bro

How can u can so fast and without been catch? saunds fake 2 me

You're not special, we've all seen it.

you're on Veeky Forums you mong, everyone knows it

damn nigga if ur gonna talk shit online atleast encrypt yo shit

Fag