I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now

>I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now...

cool bro, do you do a thousand dumbbell bench presses too with dem pink 5 poudners?

Are you projecting?

>mad

Does Patrick Bateman represent the average Veeky Forumsizen?

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No, he has an active sex life

hookers dont count

they do if you can afford it

I work minimum wage and can afford it

i fuck hookers 2-3 times a week
know why i lift? to fuck sloots
hookers really don't count

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women and Ive never worked out a day in my life.

you're a loser if you're buying hookers when you're a poor fag

i think you being poor and obese is more likely reality here

Dont hate the player

Hate the game

Patrick Bateman is my goal. How do i achieve?

Mire business cards

I call bullshit. There aren't even 700 women in the town you live in and I doubt you could roofy all of them

>never worked out a day in life
>on Veeky Forums
it's an old meme, but it checks out.

He fucked Reese Witherspoons character, we just dont see it

Must've been a big family reunion

>People aspire to be Patrick Bateman
>They don't realize he's actually a huge loser and isn't as cool as he thinks he is in his mind

Would be an improvement desu

they do if you murder them

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Bateman was an insecure fucking loser, and anti-semitic.

That's /fit