Get home from gym

>get home from gym
>"come get that sip user... it's your first one today"
what do

Sip the fuck out of her

No thanks, I found someone new...

Use her as a human luge for my sips

Fucking weaboos I swear

Ignore her since energy drinks give me the shits

S I P S
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p
S

...

>Add lightning gel to the can
>Open a decently shaped hole on top
>Fuck it senselessly
You're welcome.

That's not white sips
You're not my sipfu

Just ignore them and have a sip

This pic makes me harder than it should.

Dump her for Nos-chan.

When it comes to anime girls and drinks, Dr Pepper wins

high test

>no wings
One job user, one job.

kys faggot

I drink sips but anime girls are sacred territory bro

Today ive finally found monster ultra in the shithole i live.

my first sip ever

How are the White sips? I love the orange sips but too many calories.

Nuttin' like a cool nigga /sip/ on a hor day. Precious is that first /sip/. A taste of the Lord Himself, one might say. Every day we stray further from God's light... but today, anons, with this /sip/, I have ascended. I am holy and one with Him.

> ultra has zero calories
> orange one has too many calories
What?

There's an orange one that is calorie free and one that isn't.

Who would drink a sip with calories.

/sipped/ today
workout was amazing

>Just get back from gym
>"implying first sip"
>let her know
>sip her tears
>fuck her

Fucking sipshills at it again

>tfw no sipfu

Wake up and realize it was a nightmare where I was a braindead american sheep consuming cancer-promoting shit.

Thoughts on this sip?

Whoa! Very very edgy post!

*sips fedora*

>cancer-promoting
Great fucking english, retard.

The frozen watermelon is the GOAT desu.