Guilty pleasure

Video games and beer

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Fucking Taco Bell. It's incredible

Soda, it's the one vice I haven't cut. Could be worse I guess, one a day isn't too bad if it's the only sugar you're consuming.

Also tasteless EDM club music
I'm a pretentious hipster by any other measure but it's so much fun

Watching porn
Eating Chinese food

>mfw steak quesarito
Fuck them for slowly jacking up the prices of everything though. A 5-layer is 2 bucks now, double what it used to be. Baja Blast is 2 bucks for a medium and there's a 75% chance it'll be watery and disgusting because UHHH SORRY DRINK MACHINE BROKE

A like to have a Cadbury Oreo bar occasionally

traps

>inb4 traps r ghey

Chips, salt chips to be exact. Offer me cakes, gummybears, and whatever the fuck you will all day, I will refuse. Offer me salt chips and I will dismantle that package like a faggot who hasn't sucked dick for two years straight. I don't know what the fuck my problem is exactly but I assume it's the salt that makes me always come back for more

Disgusting

Don't you get thirsty from drinking that shit though? Back when I lived in the US as a child, I drank about 1,5-2L a day. It was pretty hard quitting soda and juices but I think I started drinking only water at 18-20. Now, I really don't drink anything else at home

Nutella and porking a porker

Not really, I only let myself have one per day and it's usually with a meal. I drink a ton of milk and water throughout the day so hydration's pretty much always covered.
Soda, though a mild diuretic if it has caffeine, will give you net hydration unless you're drinking a ridiculous amount.

Sorry for being "that guy" but those food prices are still insanely low. Most western countries pay much more. Here something like that would cost 2.5-3 the money.

I would pay anything for a quesarito. I'd do terrible things to the people I love for a 5-layer burrito with a soft taco

If it's pleasurable, it shouldn't make you feel guilty.

Prostitutes

thats what i tell myself everytime i bust out the crack pipe

letting my dog fuck me

Sniffing amyl nitrates and wanking to sissy hypno instructional videos.

Male or female?

Uhhh I'm asking for a friend

Top fucking hue

doing an extra set

how the hell is a female dog going to fuck me, retard?

One soda got 50 grams of sugar, meanwhile you should only get 10g/day.

Beer and Netflix

She could be the one on top

Oldschool Runescape

a can of coca cola, i allow myself one a month

Snickers bars

Smelling my gf's sweaty workout clothes.

>mfw lungs full straight from the hamper

A can of Coke has 35g, as much as two apples

Tramadol and meditating
Neurontin and workout
Phenibut and workout
Ritalin and porn, then workout
Beer after work
Lying to my gf that I have stuff to do so I can be alone and do above things, because it is more fun than being with her all the time.

>Kennedy's Fried Chicken and Pepperoni Pizza

It's fucking greasy and disguting and it's made by niggers in east harlem but good god does it call out to me at 9pm when I'm heading back from work.

Pic related. And diet soda in general.
Beats binging though right..?

My “work wife“ I go to the gym with. My actual wife things I think she's ugly, but in reality I fuck my coworker at least once a weak after the gym.
I dont know how I feel about it.

You should feel bad

weed. always eat an ice cream cone while high

It's a weird world we live in my friend.

Escapism

Kpop boys

Weed is honestly dangerous, it can be quite harmful to some people

First person shooters(video games) and masturbating. I literally stay 100% sober though

fucking kek

I seriously hope you guys don't believe this

smoking weed and trying to find a side chick

Alcohol

How'd you pull it off?

where are proofs

this really dilated my neovagina

Watch the documentary Downside of High by David Suzuki(about 40 mins), people with certain genes can have psychotic experiences from marijuana that can literally do terrible things to a healthy mind. I would say its generally safer just to stay away from it.

yeah that's gay as fuck my dude hundreds of millions of people smoke weed and say it's harmless and ur just one guy saying maybe you can get psychotic from it been smoking weed all my life and the worst thing that ever happened was i got munchies

Lmao weedcucks get so upset every time you criticize marijuana.

doing a whole exercise with only curls and bench press

there's nothing to criticize. straightedge losers have no leg to stand on when it comes to arguing that weed is bad for everyone

Obviously sparse smoking is going to do fuck all to your health. But, retards think smoking every single day more months on end is harmless, which is stupid. Artificially elevating dopamine levels for extended periods of time desensitizes you to it.
I have no problem with weed but i fucking hate potheads. Two of my really good friends back from high school degenerated into complete stoners with no hobbies or interests.
The problem is when you substitute weed for your personality.

hes talking about you retard

sounds like you grew up to be a bitter old wagie and they're living the dream you never could get

dude weed

Coca Cola with Mexican food. I can't eat Mexican food without a Coke. Not even chips and salsa.

In terms of sweets? Banana Cream Pie. I love that shit.

Holy shit, I'm reading through this and I can't believe the shit you guys eat. I haven't had a slice of bread in like a year at least and the junkiest thing I ate is a Viennese schnitzel and I'm 205lbs!

How you guys don't die from guilt while eating shit and chips with coke while high is beyond me.

calories in calories out
can't explain that

Eating food for the sake of feeling full.

Tasteless EDM/Dubstep with occasional Nujabes for chill

LSD, GHB, and occasionally Molly

Copenhagen

Body dysmorphia induced BnC while being stuck in the "too fat to bull, too skinny to cut" mindset.

high school doesn't get out until 2:30 so get back to class you little stoner faggot

graduated 8 years ago manlet

Amature masturbating Korean girls
Getting my dick sucked by "totally legal" girls I meet on CL
Talking sexually confused queer chicks into meeting up and doing a little gentle loving cuddling then a bit of foreplay then...I rape them.
Getting half naked and jacking my nearly ten inches of black cock off on cam for random strangers online then meeting up. My favorites are married white women and lesbians who just want to talk
Lying on the internet, love doing that.

true, 30 min union mandated Walmart cig break

Bro, you are going to mentally devistate her AND ruin her relationship with her family.
Cheating is one thing but this is just gloating.
You could just cheat on her with another young bitch like a normal person.

run my own business and done working for today

any other attempts youd like to try

>being this bad at shitposting
Lurk more

Fantasies about shooting up a Franklin Credit Union-tier child rape and murder party.

ty for the you retard

Thats what you think but could be experiencing symptoms just not acknowledging them. One quick google and I found out you're wrong about 147 million people consume cannabis worldwide, thats a relatively small portion of e population.
its knows statistically to make normal people mentally ill

Thankyou, and one of the issues is that the perceptive alteration can cause people to misjudge the magnitude of their habits. Cheers to you for keeping it sparse, but be careful, it might be a good idea to educate yourself about mental health to make sure youre making a good descision for your body and mind.

That sounds rude and various forms of ingestion can be bad for your health aside from the drug.

I think I have this desu. Smoked twice with some buddies when I was a teenager and I've never felt so terrible. Started off with paranoid laughing, went into physical nausea and sweating and then my mind went fucking ballistic.

Sound cringy as fuck but I literally thought that I lived an entire lifetime between and died with every blink of my eyes (which physically felt like a lightning bolt inside my brain, hurt a lot). Can't really remember a lot but I sat in my friend shower for 2-3 hours. Cold water and fully clothed.

I'm happy that I wasn't permanently damaged from that shit. Feels bad tho as I like the thought of just chilling and smoking with my friends. Can't say I blame the weed though, I just candle handle it for some reason.

Fuck off nigger

ok dad

tranny and trap porn

European Nationalism
youtube.com/watch?v=zxqNVQr7A2M

heh got me there for a sec m80

>147million report that they use it
>a federally illegal drug
so at least triple

you probably smoked too much and got too high.

Well it sounds like a safe choice for you could very well be staying away from recreational substances entirely.

Dont worry about it honestly, having a good time with real, healthy freinds would never involve doing something so dangerous.

Can you explain that deduction please?
If few people are using it, then it makes sense that its federally illegal, its to keep people safe.

Thats true he probably did smoke too much, limiting intake can mitigate side effects. The reality is that the side effects can get horrible which makes it arguably not worth it. If you eat too many carrots you might feel a bit sick to the stomach but youll probably be fine in the long term. Drugs are extremely dangerous.

Collecting data on an illegal drug isn't reliable because people are less inclined to report illegal activities. What needs to be explained?

Weed isn't dangerous.

Ruminating and not being true to myself, taking the easy route without being able to act on a strong conviction.

>What's your guilty pleasure, Veeky Forums?
World of warcraft
>i want to kill myself.

at least it's not hearthstone

>yeah...

this hit close to home

Hey at least there's none of the drugs and sexual perversion other anons posted. We have the patrician vices.

Jojo's bizarre advenure
Its as addictive as heroine

I shove giant dragon dildos up my butt.
I fear for the day when someone I know discovers that I do so.