Why aren't you keeping your own chickens for eternal gains?

Why aren't you keeping your own chickens for eternal gains?
>free eggs
>free meat
>cute pets
>rooster will crow and wake you up every morning
relatively easy and cheap to keep

>Meat
>Eggs
Pick one

nigger are you retarded

because the marder is out there to get them

Chickens should have their own deity 2bh.

I keep about 30 chickens for eggs for my family. We never eat them but i do have a small talapia breedng pond i have going. Hoping t beabke to snag fish for optimal gains from it

>free
>have to pay for the chicken
>have to pay for chicken feed
>have to pay for coop
>have to spend time cleaning them

Because I live in an apartment like a fag

>roosters
>Eggs
I'm not eating cock eggs.

>Why aren't you keeping your own chickens
But I am. Are you, OP?

it's much less hassle to pay someone else to breed and slaughter the chicken for me desu

Of course i am

>>have to spend time cleaning them
Wtf like you have to give the chicken a bath?
Can I just hose them down or use a bird bath and they just clean themselves?

chickens shit

you need to clean the shit up or they'll get shitty and you'll have shitty cloaca pussy juice eggs

>xhe doesnt want extra gains

>city has a by law against backyard hens because people fear mongered about getting fucking chicken diseases
Can't wait to move to the country one day

ME to, city doesnt allow it
My cousin lives in the country and keeps chickens. The yolks of his eggs are way Yellow. Also you know what you feed your own chicken.

Sounds like you have never had a chicken before. I have. I will get my meat and eggs from the hutterites, thanks.

>not getting those semen gains
NGMI brah

Fuck chickens.
>don't eat eggs
>free meat
Nope
>cute pets
Sure?
>rooster alarm clock
I wake up way before that faggot ever will for work anyways.
Rabbits.
>can hunt them with shit already in the woods
>free meat
>they can be pets if you want
>aren't annoying as fuck

Nigger have you raised chickens? Fuckin retard. There are breeds for egg gainz and breeds for meat gainz. Unless you buy both and have 2 seperate houses and cockerals/roosters, the same chickens wont do both.

T. Brah who raised chickens for years

nigga u dumb? lil bitch ass nig