Well Veeky Forums. I did it. I finally got that qt3.14 I've been autistically counting calories for and lifting nonstop to go to the gym with me. She was mirin the whole time and even asked me to follow up with her tomorrow. And what did I do after?
I went to McDonald's for the first time in months because I didn't I want to cook.
This is a sin beyond redemption and I must be punished. Trips decide what it will be.
2 weeks of nofap & noporn
stand up the girl.
no cheat meals for 10 years
Never talk to the QT again
You marry the qt, have children, and she gets incredibly obese and is a giant bitch and you can't leave her.
Your punishment is you have to eat there for every meal for the rest of the week. No eating anything else, when you're hungry get your ass to McDicks. Alternatively go buy at least 15 burgers and let us watch you eat them
You wanted to be a fat ass, now go be a fat ass
Tell her you're not interested
... Plz no
6 months of SS and GOMAD
ROLL
Rolling for this, Satan confirms.
Jesus fuckin Christ
Order 500 McNuggets tomorrow
fucking lahey
>667
Sharpie in the popper with time stamp
tell her youre gay
Break two of your fingers with a hammer
Fucking dump that useless broad for being a gains goblin you absolute chode.
you must start doing cardio 3x a week
You must squat 1lmao til failure every training session from now on
Rolling again, God confirms.
Fuck you OP.
report gay rolling threads
ps trips for you sucking a niggers dick
You only do legs at the gym forever now.
You must do the survey that is on the bottom of the receipt for a free drink or fries with your next order.
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op is just a fat guy the girl is a lie and the only thing true about this thread was him eating mcdonalds
roll
kill yourself
Do you know what board you're on son?
Rolling.
you have to kick the mudrats out of europe
you're right sucking a niggers dick would not be punishment for someone on this board
In all honesty, it could potentially be very problematic for us to come up with a punishment. Not everyone who eats fast food is overweight. People of color, naturally being poor, tend to eat more fast food since Trump and other greedy lawmakers up the price of healthy food. You can be health at a slightly larger size, people.
shit bait, let this be the only (you)
You do nofap for the next 3 years
prostate exam. Enjoy!
Highly doubt this will be trip since we all know it's a 999. But whatever. Gotta role somehow.
Show the 3.14 the post.
Kill yourself
Eat maccas every day for a month
>I went to McDonald's
Candito please. No need to brag about having a gf.
Only ever use emacs again
Nigga just do enough cardio to burn off the calories you got.
it's easy as fuck to count calories at mcdonalds, it's a fast food chain, what the fuck is this?
quit browsing the 'ch0n & stop watching porn for 3 weeks
1 set of overhead deadlifts
rerolling
pick up smoking and drinking.
write a long, cringy poem about your girlfriend and post it on her facebook wall for the world to see
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1 month no fap,and IF.
1 month water fasting
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Put a Q-tip in your urethra
Rolling again
Fucking dubs
post whatever nudes you end up getting
Avoid McD's for the rest of your life
Go to emergency room and pretend you have something stuck in your bum. When they check you know what to do (shit yourself).
drink a glass of water
anorexia for a week
live a long, fulfilling life
permabulk
Fasted cardio 3x a week for a month
what the fuck
Begone with the holy number of 3
Nofap for 4 years then propose to the qt, whether or not you're still together.
HAH GATEEEEM
Winrar
Enjoy the next 4 years OP
shiieet
Looks like you got your punishment
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Does nofap include nosex?
If so, tough luck OP, shouldn't have eaten that burger.
eat there everyday for a month
>lifting for girls
>faking dedication and passion for lifting when you just really wanted a girl
You have done thing worse than eating simple McDicks, but nah, fuck off
No more sex until you're married
OP here. Will painfully delivar. Archive the fuck outa this thread. I'll be back in exactly 4 years from now with the name McNofap and post results. Never again will I give in... Fuck me...
Curious about this as well.
Be strong, user. I'll be nofapping with you, day 6 here. You can cum in women, though.
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>oh no, I was having so much sex before h-heh
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It's not that bad, man. If abstaining from fapping is tough then you need to rethink your life. Fapping is literally so boring.
C'mon man
yeet
Mfw when I do this for fun and to cut
same bro
mfw when I do fasted cardio HIIT sprints at 4am everyday
That's my next step brah, I need to add the HIIT workout in those days instead always trying to get distance
do 1000 burpees you fat fuck
No internet for a month
Wait until she's mid rep and punch her in the face while yelling THIS IS FOR PEPE - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Then dance like Steve Martin did while singing King Tut.
HIIT workouts for me are so much funner than distance
I sprint about 40m, walk back to start point, and do it again while blaring music.
Takes me back to my football days I kind of miss
>ywn be under the bright stadium lights
Low test detected
i stick my dick in real girls when I get the urge
watch this get ignored and people continue to call it a meme