Do MILFs ever mire?

pleb

patrician

here a greentext happened to me 2 days ago

>be me
>4th year law
>22
>sitting in commercial law tutorial
>wearing baseball cap for first time
>2 years of lifting finally showing through jumper and trackies.
>absentmindedly toddling and squinting at wall because I'm pretty sure that one of my eyes is myopic and so alternate eyes to see if i can detect difference in vision
>hear giggling
>corner of my vision is MILF giggling
>stop squinting like a retard and focus on MILF
> opposite side of table
>8/10, looks mid 30s, sports wear, girlish face
>keeps giggling while looking at me
>i smile back and quickly look down at laptop
>look up pretending to gaze across room
>see MILF trying to catch my gaze with very sexy expression
>don't make ey contact
>observe this flirting for the rest of class
>tute finishes
>get up to leave and MILF starts talking to me
>overly flirtatious
>confidence and feelsgood wells up inside me
>autismo also rising
>she has ring btw
>i don't really care however
>conversation gets flirtatious
>talk about gym and leg exercises
>organised study session at private book room at uni 2 days from now
>room is completely private and locked unless booked, so we will be alone and unseen
>i am fucking excited bros
>haven't had sex in months

Continue bre

i will bro. I'm meeting up with her on monday to study so can only update after that

Cucking is the ultimate manliness, as opposed to being cucked. Go for it, my friendo

fag

My bad, didnt get the 2 days from now part with

nws bro ill make a thread if i succeed
yeah this is my thinking too. haven't masturbated since want to be as rock hard as possible

make us proud user

wtf are these

>law school is 3 years
continue...

Yep, they just go for it as well.

You better rawdog her. Godspeed brah

In the UK you can study law the moment you start Uni

I've banged an Asian, Latina, and Jewish milf. All were good. Tight. Well kept. Years of dedication to the gym. And boy. Were they cock HUNGRY.
The sex was amazing. Fucking in motel rooms, my car backseat, outdoors in the middle of the day. Cocaine. Lingerie. High heels. Fucking after a sweaty workout at the gym. Getting expsensive presents of gratitude. Always a text away from just meeting up and fucking.

And then, no strings after. Go home. Whack off more and play video games until work the next day. Was a good few years. Highly suggest a milf

why did you stop

Where did you meet them?

...

One milf and I got too involved. The Asian one. She wanted exclusivity. Like any horny dog who only thinks with muh dik, I yessed her to death.
Only to end up fuckkng an avn porn actress soon after. But that's another story.
Eventually i got too comfortable with the Asian pussy and she really spoiled me. Started to say 'love' way too often. Even though we vowed to break it off if it ever got to that point. I still found it hard to be faithful. She ended up getting a sext from me to some other milf who wanted my dick at the time. Enough was enough and we just stopped talking. Which in the end, was the best thing because an actual relationship was never meant to be.

One thing i realized in those years. When a man knows how to fuck a pussy good, the girl literally falls head over heels. Though this is no revelation, for me it was profound. Making someone orgasm and cream themselves silly is some powerful voodoo. Made me interested in the topic of sex magick.

TELL US ABOUT AVN

based serb, also waiting for a part 2
t.janez

All at the gym. The porn actress on MySpace out of all fucking places.
When anyone tells you women don't want to talk at the gym, they couldn't be more wrong. I'm not ugly, nor am I some tall ass Chad. But I have my charms, a decent body and at the time of my sexual exploits.....a 6-8 pack. Zero body fat.
Women love touching and of course seeing that kind of midsection. Especially on their back getting plowed. Ripped mid section flexing as your hips thrust in and out. Fuck I'm getting horny just reliving it.
Shame on you

it's about self-insertion. That dude fucks all the hot milfs and is a 5'4" manlet

I won't give out name. So it's up to you to believe me. One hint, avn award winning best actress in the late 90's.
Yes, she was a cougar when I met her. Not a milf since she had no kids. Inb4 /pol/
We met on MySpace when she added me as a friend. At the time, like any horny faggot first world dude, I displayed my manhood by my shirtless selfies. As was the style of the time.
She messaged me one day her phone number and we eventually spoke. She was in town one weekend. And since I was heading to the city anyway for a party and eventual hook up with a fine piece of British ass, AVN suggested we have dinner before I went to the party.
She opened the door and was petite, but very proportionate. Giggling like a school girl. Keep in mind, I still had no clue who she really was. Too me she was the dorky chick I met online who drooled at my pics.
After dinner I went to the party but didn't score. So I text avn to see what's she's up to. 'Come over to my room.' So I did. We laid in bed together just talking until it led to feeling. Kissing. Touching my dick, her pussy. One of the best blow jobs ever and then a good fucking. And though many user say porn actress pussy is a wizard sleeve after being pounded over and over, they couldn't be more wrong in this situation. Her pussy was so tight, I wanted to fuck it forever.
Anyway, we met second time a few months later. During this whole time, I was still with the Asian milf. I was invited to a bachelor party so why not take full advantage of it. So I called avn and flew her down to eat dinner and fuck. And that we did and then some.
A month later I get an email from her with a Wikipedia link and her confession of what her screen name was. After reading it, I drove to planned parenthood to test for AIDS. Not joking.
I was fine.
We are still friends. But have not been physical since that time

How tall? Also how did you start convos at the gym?

breh can you give the bros some tips on picking up milfs

5'10
I just started by saying hello. To eventually how was your weekend. Oh hey I see you like to work [insert muscle here], let me show you something I know you'll like. This is a chance to make initial physical contact. If there is real chemistry, you'll know immediately. Listen to your instincts, they're most likely right when it comes to this.
Eventually invite to lunch, coffee, tea etc.
Some you can get away with inviting to a drink at some bar. It all depends on the kind of milf you attract. Not all are single if you catch my drift. The morality part is all on you.

I'll be back in a bit for any questions.

Yes.

When you have a hot bod and aren't clingy you will attract the MILF with money who just wants no strings attached sex.
When you have a shitty bod but a lot of money you will attract the MILF without money who gives out sex in return for as many string attachments as possible.
If you are rich AND have a hot bod you will attract both and will have to be able to tell the difference.
If you are neither rich or have a hot bod you are LARPing on Veeky Forums about banging all the hot MIlFs.

Of course there are outliers and exceptions, but as general guidelines these usually ring true.

What this user says is true. I have always been attracted to women older than myself, in part because the amount of bullshit and mindgames is usually a lot fucking less. No weird texts with hidden cryptic meanings, no "shit testing", no stringing along for money/friends/job influence/other commodity. No, they are (usually) passed that age and more to the point. As such overthinking things is a bigger pitfall than it usually already is.
Like this user says, just go up and say hi. This 40 year old woman knows the 20-30 year old coming to say hi isn't just looking for fitness advice or is ACTUALLY interested in her weekend, she knows your ulterior motives even if you don't.
If she is happily married with children and has no interest in you sexually she'll be civil but distant, she'll say hi and have some friendly chitchat, but any attempt to advance will be politely cut short, invitations to lunch or so will always be met with either a long or short "no".
If however she IS interested in you sexually she has no patience for games, basically any advance will be accepted as long as you aren't being an absolute barbarian about it.

Note that this doesn't necessarily mean that she won't toy with you, some of them will, but it will rarely if ever be in the sense of wasting your time while she dangles sex like a carrot before a donkey. If anything the toying with you will be sexual in nature.

There is nothing a woman likes more than feeling 22 again, and you showing interest in her does exactly that. Just don't be too overtly sexually interested, then it just comes of as you just wanting to fuck, which might work sometimes but usually not. They want to feel young again, they don't want to feel like a whore giving out easy pussy.

leopard geckos

>watching pro porn
>not watching true amateur (i.e. some rando guy from Wisconsin fuck some rando girl from Wisconsin into next week and make a sex tape of it)
Not gonna make it

Don't blow it user

Yeah you get it dude.

I've fucked a milf once and it was nice but younger skin feels better. She was 47 and I was 22 at the time.

Studied law in the UK. It's a 3 year course you melt, unless you did European Law at a foreign university in 3rd year (or took a year out mid course).

Don't fuck this up you bastard

>this board is all of the sudden filled with chad

I'm going to need pics

wash ya dick
clean ya nose

double degree buddy. 5 years. Australia

How does that contradict what he said?

a lizar and its lizar baby

4 years here, also europe

What type of gym did you go to?
Eg. Uni gym, upscale(la fitness, gold's, virgin active), planet fitness, bodybuilding gym etc...?

I'm going to a 24h budget gym atm, no motivation to hit on girls here. Once I get a job will go to an upscale one if I can.

A franchise gym. But I work out at the locations where it's surrounded by an affluential neighborhood. So the women I was with were little bit wealthier. It seemed at the time someone was always hooking up with someone else.

>chad

Having sex is a normal thing, mate. It's only a small percentage of the population who doesn't, you guys just congregate together online so you overestimate your numbers.

post pics that made the pornstar drool
i lift for like 5 years and not a single mire bro ; _ ;

Lifting cake doesn't count

>bangs multiple hot milfs
>acts like this isnt chad behavior

Unless they were fuck ugly then that is chad behavior