>start squatting in abandoned house
>legs don't grow
Start squatting in abandoned house
Jason Williams
Camden Perez
>preacher curls every week
>still godless
Ryan Martin
>skullcrusher
>not a crack in sight
Guess I'm doing them...... wrong?
William Cox
>bench press
>i'm actually pressing a barbell
Austin Gonzalez
>tricep extensions
>need adapter bc eurofag
Andrew Price
>do crunches
>silently
Nathan Anderson
>Hollow body holds
>Still have my organs
Kayden Richardson
>do muscle up
>same amount of muscle as before
Hudson Gutierrez
>good mornings
>actually very depressed
Bentley Morales
>russian twists
>i'm not russian
Xavier Lopez
>deep swimmer's press
>not actually swimming
Adam Brown
>shrugs
>actually do care about my progress
Logan King
>romanian deadlifts
>arrested for graverobbing
Christian Moore
Kek
Easton Bell
>deadlift
>sadly still alive
Liam Richardson
>stretched
>still a manlet
Luke Walker
>powerthrusts
>still virgin
Alexander Clark
Brevity is wit, fool. The punchline ended at "actually do care"
James Thompson
>chinups
>still sad
Daniel Lopez
>facepulls
>not pulling my face off
Liam Collins
>quote shakespeare
>on a chingolianese meme forum
Austin Butler
>arnold press
>my name is tim
Evan Richardson
>french press
>doesn't make coffee
WHY WON"T IT JUST FUCKING WORK
Carter Parker
Yh, but do you whisper "grow, grow, grow" to yourself at the same time..?
Cameron Fisher
I like this one
Adrian Sanders
>rack pulls
>rack doesn't move
Thomas Stewart
>snatch pull
>still virgin
Nathaniel Myers
...
Lucas Sanders
>concentration curls
>gassed afterwards
Alexander Long
>what supps should I take?
>take phenibut
BUT WHAT? WHATS THE CATCH?? WHY WONT ANY OF YOU TELL ME
Jeremiah Turner
...
Robert Moore
>rows
>still on land
Connor Carter
>leg extensions
>still a manlet
Oliver Perez
>clean and press
>not at the dry cleaners
Jose Bell
>good mornings
>it's evening
Elijah Nelson
>lift
>actually very down
Colton Thomas
>GOMAD
>still mentally stable
Elijah Ward
>Dragon flags
>Exercise doesn't even use flags
Samuel Campbell
Don't think it's gonna get better than that
Daniel Wood
>lunges
>ids only bregfazd :-D
Samuel Myers
It's an intoxicant and causes you to be more sociable. It's prescribed in Russia for people who are socially anxious, or are stressed in general.
Colton Rogers
>Deadlift
>They don't
Brayden Sanchez
Holy kek
Hudson Murphy
...
James Lee
>good fucking morning
>dammit
Brayden Barnes
>pull-ups
>still not potty trained
Jackson Ward
I like you
Liam Brown
>do pull ups
>everybody in the gym can still see my penis
Nolan James
>pushups
>My tits still sag
Connor Johnson
>Starting strength
>Increases your bodyweight more than your total
Isaac Parker
Kek
Mason Rodriguez
>skull crushers
>head still fairly intact
Lincoln Flores
Are you increasing your weight steadily? If not, you're going to plateau pretty quick.
Brandon Rivera
>box jumps
>no it doesn't
Lincoln Collins
>girls like clean and jerks
>a nice guy, but dirty
Jackson Gonzalez
>flys
>still on ground
Xavier Peterson
>kickbacks
>still have same amount of money
Ryder Powell
>pistol squats
Stand your ground
Grayson Price
stop lying
Jacob Wright
>have the best snatch in the gym
>not a girl
Julian Clark
>decline bench
>do it anyways
Jayden Sanchez
Heh
Justin Reyes
Kek
Mason Powell
Too soon
Xavier Miller
>do pullovers
>acidentallty put my car in a ditch
I didn't even feel it in my chest at all. Am I doing it wrong?
Justin Long
>deadlift
>I'm alive
Jason Hall
>Am I doing it wrong?
Yes.
>Doing pullovers
>Not even in a car